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Dinner With The Don
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,560. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A very influential New York City pop culture guru finds himself running for his life after his review of a mob-owned restaurant makes it the most popular, hippest place in town.
Reasons To Kill A Baby
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,060. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Three short stories exploring the ifs of life through often bizarre narrative lenses.
Speedster
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,840. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Mired in an epic mid-life crisis, Jack McCain is swimming against the currents of his life. His ex-wife hates his attitude. His girlfriend hates the stripper he's hooked up with. His old friends hate his new car, and his new friends are trying to steal his old car. Everyone wants to call him 'Geezer'. Will he triumph against all odds, or join the mounting body count? Join in the dark comedic fun.
Crimson Veil
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Series: Weird Supernatural Horror, Story 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.40 from 5 reviews)
"Tod's final exam in World Religion was coming up and he had decided to write it on western occult theory. Cool right? Wrong. Tod was a bit... impressionable. Spending the last eight weeks looking up every quack in Seattle who wore robes as an excuse to go commando had obviously fried what little brains Tod had left." Strong language warning.
An Angry Fix
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Price: $9.00 USD. Words: 57,640. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
'An Angry Fix’ is a rich kid’s run from suicide. From sleeping in alleys with the homeless to living a life of excess in palatial hotels. From fearing death to looking for it. Peppered with beatings, drug runs, and women, Huck’s drunken exploits are tragic and comical. Confrontational and expensive. But even if he can save himself from himself, will the people in his life be so forgiving?
Deep Penitentiary 6
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Series: Theta Butterfly. Price: Free! Words: 29,090. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Caged ... tortured ... Theta Butterfly cuts through all obstacles to find out the horrific secrets of Deep Penitentiary 6.
Killer Green
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 47,600. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Welcome to Killer Green... Quentin Tarantino meets Smokey & The Bandit in this noir, science-fiction thriller. Sometimes, people just need killing. When Sam West wanders into the Sunny-Side-Up Diner for the last time, hoping for a last slice of Mort's world-class pie, and one last look at a waitress named Delilah, he has no idea he's about to become the instrument of a great, karmic cleansing.
Way to Go
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 570. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When the author was diagnosed with cancer in 1995, he panicked--then made himself laugh by picturing silly ways "to end it all". This cartoon book is full of idiotic, foolish and funny ways to do just that. The author got help, and, more than a decade later, is still laughing.
A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men
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Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(3.80 from 10 reviews)
Story about two young friends/rivals who haven't seen eachother for some time, meet up again to reminisce about the past and to take part in a local cooking competion. Unknown to one though, hatred and madness has grown within the other. If you read this story, then why not review it. Any review you give it (be it good or bad) is most welcome.
Gagfest UK
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Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 104,270. Language: British English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
UK. The present. Five life-long friends meet up once a year to play stupid pranks on people who have annoyed them in the previous 12 months. This time, however, the joke is on one of them. Patrice Harding, struggling stand-up comedian, is faced with the ultimate heckler. Can’t she take a joke? Apparently she can. It’s childish. It’s fun. It’s payback.
Умер-шмумер, лишь бы был здоров
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 40,330. Language: Russian. Published: September 20, 2013 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Отвратительное чувство! Тяжёлые веки, словно два слепленных вареника. Мышцы глаз вяло подёргиваются. Они похожи на свернувшихся червей, потерявших надежду выбраться наружу из высохшего яблока. В его больном воображении вдруг появились мясистые, ехидно посмеивающиеся губы. Покуривая трубку и время от времени шевеля щёткой усов, губы плюются короткими словами с грузинским акцентом…
A Lay-by at Cottonwood
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
When Samuel Clemens headed out West on a stagecoach in 1861, he expected adventure. He didn't expect to be fighting for his life against a Cthulhu cult! This short story comes from my new collection, entitled Toccatas & Fugues: Stories So Far.
My Little Zombie
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
What happens when Lily finds a zombie in the park? She takes it home to make it her pet, of course!
Mouse & Blutak
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 93,790. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Berengaria Roper, is brave, clever, witty and determined, but has more than her fair share of human failings; she is a terrible mother, an appalling doctor, and a truly horrendous gardener. She longs for a more exciting life, so when the opportunity for travel and adventure arises, she should be delighted, but what ensues is anything but delightful.
Ian's Gang - Witch's Brew
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Series: Ian's Gang, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
For the last few years three babies have been abducted in Maltby on Halloween, never to be seen again. Now it's Halloween once more...
Plan B: Zombie
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,630. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013 by Write On E-Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A truly wacky collection of zombie stories. Yeah, I know that wacky and zombie don't often mix well, but take a peek inside and you'll be hooked on C. M. Bratton's unique take on the travails of the modern zombie, from their own point of view.
Have Some Guts
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Price: Free! Words: 22,010. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kenny's job sucks, his car is a piece of crap, and his girlfriend is about to break up with him. However, the two henchmen chasing him don't care; they just want back the briefcase worth untold riches he just found. For 48 hours, the beach town of Seaside will be turned inside out as the chase for the briefcase plays out. From dirty hippies to an 8-ton sperm whale, everyone wants in on the action!
The Dreamer's Road
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,140. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Dreamer's Road (Part 1) tells the story of Jack Jordan. A bright and adventurous boy, struggling to realise his dreams and his potential growing up in a 1980's repressed, Thatcherite Britain. His solution: expand his horizons and flourish. This book tells the tale of a young man’s journey to emotional, intellectual and sexual freedom.
How To Date A Corpse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
A Sucker for Love: A Zomedy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Nick proceeds with building his zombie shelter in spite of the lawsuits and laughter of his neighbors and his famous heroes. But despite it all, he can’t resist Maribeth, the girl who has captured his heart and has rejected him mercilessly. Will he keep a special spot for her in his shelter to held her avoid a gruesome zombie death? Or will he let her become a snack for the living dead?