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A Thrush Up My Arse
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,350. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
We Deliver
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A pizza delivery straight out of the Twilight Zone. Can a ghost order a pizza? And if he does, can Jeff deliver?
My Family and Other Ghosts
Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?
Sell Me a Gun
Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
Funny Interviews With Things
Price: Free! Words: 12,670. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Funny interviews with objects, words and phrases: Oligarchy, the Loch Ness Monster, Chris Christie’s blue fleece, the State of the Union Address, President Obama’s Golf Putter, Putin’s Left Nipple, Selfie, Nowhere, a CNN Microphone, Boehner’s Boner, Limbaugh’s Ass, A Primate, Mitt Romney’s unreleased tax returns, the Higgs Boson God Particle, a pig, American Exceptionalism, New Yahoo Logo.
GO BOOM - The countdown
Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Political nightmares, sports nuts, Un-reality stars and judgmental opinionated newsmen causing chaos. That's basically it. My book in short form. I pass judgement while trying to cut the blue wire… wait… i think it might be the red wire.. of a ticking fear bomb that I'm holding between my knees.
Baby Hater
Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A novelette about an unlikely superhero and her tale of revenge.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
The Cabal of Thotash
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,370. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The Cabal of Thotash is a wickedly funny novelette that peers beneath the hood of an evil cult and finds the inevitable collisions between orthodoxy and modern culture.
Old Munich
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,340. Language: Polish. Published: May 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Bohaterowie tej książki to głównie Polacy, młodzi imigranci którzy stawiając pierwsze, niezdarne jeszcze kroki na ziemi kanadyjskiej napotykają na swej drodze rozmaite, nieprzewidziane niekiedy przeszkody. Opisane tu miejsca są w miarę prawdziwe, jednak występujące w książce postacie zostały całkowicie zmyślone i doszukiwanie się jakiegokolwiek podobieństwa do osób rzeczywistych jest bezpodstawne.
Crashed America
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,140. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
When Joe sets off for those United States of America he has a whole list of plans, dreams, schemes and delusions to be lived out against an idealised Americana backdrop. Killing Jesus isn't exactly among them but, as ever, life does its own thing.
Eh, Zombie
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,390. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"Canada will NEVER be a safe haven for zombies. EVER." - John Baird, Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs, 2013 There are so many things worse than death. Let's explore some, shall we? Dive into this confused mish-mash of stories set in Hugh Howey's world of I, Zombie. Enjoy the comedic, the horrific, the stupid and the insightful.
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Gish isn't sure what to think in Volume 2 of The Gish Chronicles. And since when does Trevor offer a shoulder to cry on? Yet another tryout.
Gloria's Gospel #1 : Families Curse
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,720. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Every day we live our lives and make our choices with no real knowledge of where it all will take us. Whether there is a heaven or hell and if so where we end up, such is the life of everyone in this world. That is except for Gloria Danvers.
Brain Candy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 48,720. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
From evil nine-year-old Shirley Temple look-a-likes with possessed collectibles to green gelatin salad blob monsters to incompetent vampires to dyslexic witches, these stories feature silly and not-so-silly horror. Nineteen tales to send chills up your funny bone and tickle your spine. Or is the other way around? Come explore the strange imaginings of Jaleta Clegg with these short stories.
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.