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Meow Right Now
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 75,630. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014 by Permuted. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Movie director Dennis March becomes infected by a parasitic alien amidst a zombie apocalypse. With his mind altered, he films the movie he believes will save his career and salvage his reputation. It’s not until the alien spaceship lands and he figures out who truly is to blame that March must decide whether to defeat his enemies or to join them in consuming the souls of all mankind.
Bless the Bunnies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.
Divine Providence
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 44,400. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by Ian C. Dawkins Moore. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short stories and poems that acknowledge the human condition is twenty parts faith and eighty parts fate. Divine Province follows Jeffrey, who returns home to Hawai-i for his father’s funeral, only to be sucked into his family’s gangster past.
Hometown News
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 78,170. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Historical » USA
Although the local newspaper has been central to the identity and life of American cities large and small, few readers know what goes on inside its newsroom. Hometown News takes you behind the scenes as a new generation takes command and brings vision to a mid-American industrial city. But more and more, this colorful team discovers the bottom line battles the deadline. Who wins in the end?
Lizzie and the Highwayman
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 14,550. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014 by Black Rose Writing. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Lone Highwayman is a ruthless villain robbing stagecoaches around the Texas countryside despite the best efforts of a Texas Ranger. Doing his best to dodge the Ranger's traps, The Lone Highwayman finds his biggest nemesis to be neither snakes nor the Ranger, but rather a young woman who will alter the course of his life forever.
Diary of Half a - New Year
Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Batalion misiów
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,700. Language: Polish. Published: August 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Zbiór opowiadań, które ukazywały się w prasie literackiej w latach 1995-1998 w czasopismach: „Twórczość” 1995, nr 2; „Nowy Nurt” 1995, nr 5, 18; „FA–art” 1996, nr 3; „Bundesstasse 1” 1996/97, nr 10; „bruLion” 1996, nr 1; „Opcje” 1998, nr 4. Pierwodruk książkowy: biblioteka „Kartek”, Białystok 2001. Wydanie w wersji elektronicznej przejrzane i poprawione przez Autora.
Dani's Shorts 3
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Sociology
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!
Dark Horse Rising: Charles Manson on the Campaign trail
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,550. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After Ronald Reagan disappears mysteriously, another California entertainer joins the 1980 primary: Charles Manson. In the summer of 1969, he was discovered by a music promoter and his rise to stardom began. When he turns his attention to politics, his spin doctors go into overdrive to clean up his image, while conventional politicians scramble to keep up.
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 51,910. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Oz, an employee of The Department of Creative Death and Ironic Punishment, is mostly content doling out death from his ancient typewriter, until he wins the office lottery. A new assignment – to return to the world of the living as a Reaper. He is given a body and a second chance at life, soon Oz begins to wonder if being a Reaper is really a prize or a punishment.
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
Idle Tastes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
You know the story: A group of friends have moved back home after college. They're not sure of their place in the world or what to do with their lives now. So they decide to eat someone.
The Mindwriter: Episode 3
Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Happy People Live Here
Price: Free! Words: 89,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
On the ninth floor of an upscale apartment of well to do families, a young couple will come to terms with the loss of their son and the impending release of their daughter from a psychiatric clinic on her fourth birthday.
There's Something About Dying
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 88,280. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A dead street performer lies in the road with a severed neck, seemingly run over by a unicycle in a cold-blooded act of murder. When another body is discovered soon after, it becomes clear that a serial killer is on the loose in Old Liston. The mildly anticipated sequel to Shadow of the Badger is another gripping tale of death, police incompetence, midgets and lettuce.
Shadow of the Badger
Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 96,920. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A powerful tale of murder, kidnapping, revenge, midgets and lettuce set in the rural town of Old Liston.
Cats & Crayons
Series: Adriana Island Cats, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,190. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Holly and Ben take in two squatters. Jason’s artwork is brilliant and Jody is blind. But Jody’s parents think Jason is a drug addict and will do anything to regain control of their daughter. Ben’s mother fosters an unmanageable cat and, looming over all, is Holly’s up-coming sixtieth birthday.
Match Sticks
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,190. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a tale of revenge with a hilarious twist; four friends set to out to exact revenge after their friend steals and implements their idea for a college magazine. Things don't go entirely as expected in this world filled with weed addled characters, fast talking gay criminals, and violent geisha-like girlfriends.