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An Unexpected Apocalypse
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Series: The Prophecies Triptych, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,400. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
*Second book of a three part series: The Prophecies Triptych* What if you knew you had a destiny and that the world depended on you doing some very specific things? Knowing this, you dedicated years to training in preparation for what was to come. The time came. You did what was needed. You won! . . . But now what? This is the story of Bernard Smith and his life after helping the messiah.
Euphosyne’s Task
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Euphosyne has Asperger’s Syndrome and though she does not have a sense of humour she is still happy. But her society requiring happiness in its citizens does not tolerate well anyone who is a misfit. Euphosyne will have to prove to an official that she is happy and no threat to society. If she is a threat, euthanasia might become a solution to her society’s problem with her.
The Flathunter
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,150. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Flatshare Interview can deliver crushing blows to anyone's self-esteem because rejection has nothing to do with experience or qualifications, and everything to do with character, or looks... or smell. The Flathunter aims to perfect a system that will guarantee a shelf in the shared fridge in this bun-fight for bedrooms. And all goes well - until his life begins to unravel with alarming speed.
The Man Who Unzipped His Face
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Terrance is hungry. Very hungry. Breakfast is finished and his stomach isn't happy. He'll do anything to eat again. Anything. A darkly comic short story for those with a strong constitution.
Eros and Tano
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die for love. How many poems, how many romantic fantasies these words have been able to elicit. But when a cruel fate makes them real, then languid yearnings become a grotesque, delirious reality. The protagonist is left the hard task of finding a meaning to what fate has reserved for him. To come out a winner, standing on his feet, or with his legs stretched forward.
False Messiah
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Series: The Prophecies Triptych, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,970. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
*Final book of a three part series: The Prophecies Triptych* This conclusion to the Prophecies Triptych takes place twenty years after the previous two books and follows the children of two of the main characters as they seek to unravel a new mystery: The messiah is missing! Worse, a new messiah has arisen to take his place. What is this new messiah's agenda and can he be trusted?
Ya Can't Catch A Kipper With A Spider
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,320. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Detective story were uncouth detective Kirk "the kipper" McClacket recounts to us a very unusual and dangerous situation that he found himself in. Contains some swearing.
A Slightly More Civilized Game
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Price: Free! Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Paul had a secretive job that he’d always kept hidden from his girlfriend. Eventually their continuous arguing over his job caused them to break up. One night, Paul found himself in need of Norma’s help, and she decided to use her leverage to find out just exactly what he had been hiding. Dark comedy.
Seven Lives
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The cat that wouldn't die. Is it true that cats have nine lives?
The Reluctant Messiah
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Series: The Prophecies Triptych, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 53,160. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
*First book of a three part series: The Prophecies Triptych* Magic! Prophecies! Cultists! Demons! ...and Oliver? Oliver Kirkle had a normal life until prophecies got in the way. A multitude of cults, each with its own interpretation of the prophecies, think Oliver is their messiah. Unfortunately for Oliver, that's the only thing they agree about... The Reluctant Messiah is a darkly comedic tale
Revenge in a Clockwork Universe
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Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A poet, his aunt, Stephen Fry and a peacock you might like to meet, but probably wouldn't want to play Strip Monopoly with. Bulgakov, Gogol...Spraints.
Killin Machine
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Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.
The Love Bombing of Lenny the Lemming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lenny has been questioning his community’s preference for lemming mob behaviour. Threatened, the community decides to have Lenny love bombed. It works, and the community and Lenny mutually assent. But then a fear grips the community and the lemming mob escape it by running away, and after two months of running Lenny is nearing the lead.
101 Blagues Qui Font Un Tabac
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,650. Language: French. Published: May 30, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On ne rigole pas tous les jours, mais on devrait ! Juifs, blondes, police, Arabes, gendarmerie, politiciens, Belges, Parisiens … tout y passe ! Les curés ne sont pas oubliés non plus ! Voila 101 blagues qui, à défaut de vous rendre plus intelligent, vous rendra toujours plus marrant !
Het Zandmannetje, 12 oproepen opgetekend door een Slapeloze
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Price: $18.50 USD. Words: 9,180. Language: Dutch. Published: May 29, 2013 by De Scriptomanen. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Het Zandmannetje zoekt een opvolger en doet 12 warme oproepen aan het brede publiek om een geschikte kandidaat te vinden: 12 humoristische monologen voor straattheater, om als hoorspel/luisterspel op de radio te brengen, of als scenario voor een YouTube video. Wie er snel bij is, kan er zelfs een prijs mee winnen! (Het Zandmannetje zal ook actief zijn op de Gentse Feesten!)
The Box in the Attic
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: Australian English. Published: May 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A bizarro short story of about 900 words. What lies in the attic? Boxes of treasures long forgotten? Or could something else be lurking amongst the dust and cobwebs?
La vieille dame du Negresco
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,690. Language: French. Published: May 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Un député confie à son chauffeur son désarroi, un propriétaire de château se brouille avec sa famille un jour de mariage, un homme marié s'aventure dans un motel au bord de l'autoroute, une voyante est de mauvaise humeur, une vieille femme trouve refuge dans un hôtel de prestige... Rencontres improbables et conversations volées. Une plume mordante pour ce recueil de nouvelles.
Star Keeper
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 91,170. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013 by Aventura eBooks. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A colourful cast seek & gain what they crave the most with unexpected & dramatic results. An ambitious businessman & a woman whose career was short lived, a teenager with artistic aspirations & a Reverend who fell unexpectedly into stand-up comedy. A group of misfit geeks are joined by a grotesque newcomer Mephisto touching their lives with his twisted games & finally Caprice with her dark secret.
The Downfall of Tylor B Tyrone
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On this day Tylor B Tyrone has his downfall. Members of his society have come and shown him in a multitude of ways what they think of him. For what he has been accused of he doesn’t know, nor do his accusers. And while Tylor recovers from his mental wounds his society begins its inertia on what to do with him, meanwhile speculation on what he’s done is rife. The humour here is very black.
Le Coucou
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Price: Free! Words: 40,820. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
Des anciens élèves se retrouvent à une soirée de promo qui ne se déroule pas comme prévu, un jeune homosexuel nouvellement papa recoit la visite de ses beaux-parents, une petite fille adoptée prend une place incroyable dans sa nouvelle famille, Dieu accueille un bon vivant au paradis, un jeune femme s'étonne d'un étrange bouton sur sa lèvre. Tranches de vie où le drame n'est jamais loin du rire.