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Senior Scribbles, Second Dose: Take Two of These & Keep Your Mouth Shut
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,600. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this series of insightful, humorous essays, Chuck Thurston delights, informs and inspires his readers. This second in a series of wide-ranging vignettes is full of misdirection, nostalgia, personal insight, warmth and beautiful writing.
Till Death Do Us Part
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!
Let's Get Physical
Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,450. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
To: All Readers Subject: Let’s Get Physical Hello all, This email is to tell you about Millie Reed’s amusing story. She is an identical twin sister to Megan Fitzpatrick and they embark on a sister swap to take on each other's lives for one month. Will it work? Will Millie mend the marriage to Milo? Will Millie become more like Megan than she would have bargained for at the beginning? Find out!
Wrecking Ball
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,170. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Retired rock star, Sam Gax, looks out from his well-won mansion. He has his teenage girlfriend. His beach hut. And an ex-wife with an axe to grind. Will he ever find peace? An offbeat tale of subtle retribution. Wrecking Ball: A Short Story.
Sports Agent
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
James Butler lives for his clients . . . well, more to the point, he lives for his percentage. And when one of his clients readies for retirement, James cannot help but see that the well will soon run dry. Time to cut his losses. A light-hearted tale of the loss of fortune and fame, and those who prey on it. Sports Agent: A Short Story.
Father's Watching
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kerri Johnson fights back against all the troubles in her life. Because she has someone to fight for: Her granddaughter. A tale of inheritance both physical and spiritual. Father’s Watching: A Short Story.
Wings Without Air: The First TJ Bainz Collection
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,650. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Insuperable responsibility. A horrible mix-up. Somewhere kids can be safe. A retired athlete refuses to call it a day. And a trouble-making beach hut. Includes five short stories: Father’s Watching, Fire in Autumn, Playground, Sports Agent, Wrecking Ball. Wings Without Air: The First TJ Bainz Collection.
Playing the Comedia
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man invents a machine that can play comedy -- not write jokes but create slapstick skits using robots that are scientifically funny. But when the inventor makes his debut appearance at Carnegie Hall, the punchline key gets stuck, and comedy starts fissioning and turning into tragedy.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Among The Humans
Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 60,090. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Beer-soaked and hard-boiled, Jerry the Bird is doing his best to fit into human society. He has a fledgling career writing mysteries, but when his lizard best friend drags him into the search for a missing stripper, Jerry finds himself living a dime-store mystery instead of writing one, all while trying to win the heart of the girl next door. Dark and hilarious, Among the Humans is unforgettable.
Your Call Is Important To Us
Series: The Bunker, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,730. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Barney Max is a trustworthy citizen with an impeccable record of achievement. But one daystretch on his way to Mars for an interplanetary conference, he finds himself added to the Thousand Most Wanted List. Deprived of his daily comforts, he is forced to confront a reality he has struggled his whole life to deny. The second in the Bunker series of sci-fi adventure novels.
A Thrush Up My Arse
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
American, Die. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In his newest adventure, sly private dick Philip Eckstein enters the shadowy world of spies and whistleblowers.
Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,350. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
We Deliver
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A pizza delivery straight out of the Twilight Zone. Can a ghost order a pizza? And if he does, can Jeff deliver?
Sell Me a Gun
Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
Funny Interviews With Things
Price: Free! Words: 13,830. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Funny interviews with objects, words and phrases: Oligarchy, the Loch Ness Monster, Chris Christie’s blue fleece, the State of the Union Address, President Obama’s Golf Putter, Putin’s Left Nipple, Selfie, Nowhere, a CNN Microphone, Boehner’s Boner, Limbaugh’s Ass, A Primate, Mitt Romney’s unreleased tax returns, the Higgs Boson God Particle, a pig, American Exceptionalism, New Yahoo Logo.
GO BOOM - The countdown
Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Political nightmares, sports nuts, Un-reality stars and judgmental opinionated newsmen causing chaos. That's basically it. My book in short form. I pass judgement while trying to cut the blue wire… wait… i think it might be the red wire.. of a ticking fear bomb that I'm holding between my knees.