Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Eros and Tano
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die for love. How many poems, how many romantic fantasies these words have been able to elicit. But when a cruel fate makes them real, then languid yearnings become a grotesque, delirious reality. The protagonist is left the hard task of finding a meaning to what fate has reserved for him. To come out a winner, standing on his feet, or with his legs stretched forward.
Ya Can't Catch A Kipper With A Spider
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,320. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Detective story were uncouth detective Kirk "the kipper" McClacket recounts to us a very unusual and dangerous situation that he found himself in. Contains some swearing.
A Slightly More Civilized Game
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Price: Free! Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Paul had a secretive job that he’d always kept hidden from his girlfriend. Eventually their continuous arguing over his job caused them to break up. One night, Paul found himself in need of Norma’s help, and she decided to use her leverage to find out just exactly what he had been hiding. Dark comedy.
Seven Lives
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The cat that wouldn't die. Is it true that cats have nine lives?
Revenge in a Clockwork Universe
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Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A poet, his aunt, Stephen Fry and a peacock you might like to meet, but probably wouldn't want to play Strip Monopoly with. Bulgakov, Gogol...Spraints.
Killin Machine
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Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.
The Love Bombing of Lenny the Lemming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lenny has been questioning his community’s preference for lemming mob behaviour. Threatened, the community decides to have Lenny love bombed. It works, and the community and Lenny mutually assent. But then a fear grips the community and the lemming mob escape it by running away, and after two months of running Lenny is nearing the lead.
101 Blagues Qui Font Un Tabac
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,650. Language: French. Published: May 30, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On ne rigole pas tous les jours, mais on devrait ! Juifs, blondes, police, Arabes, gendarmerie, politiciens, Belges, Parisiens … tout y passe ! Les curés ne sont pas oubliés non plus ! Voila 101 blagues qui, à défaut de vous rendre plus intelligent, vous rendra toujours plus marrant !
Het Zandmannetje, 12 oproepen opgetekend door een Slapeloze
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 9,180. Language: Dutch. Published: May 29, 2013 by De Scriptomanen. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Het Zandmannetje zoekt een opvolger en doet 12 warme oproepen aan het brede publiek om een geschikte kandidaat te vinden: 12 humoristische monologen voor straattheater, om als hoorspel/luisterspel op de radio te brengen, of als scenario voor een YouTube video. Wie er snel bij is, kan er zelfs een prijs mee winnen! (Het Zandmannetje zal ook actief zijn op de Gentse Feesten!)
The Box in the Attic
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: Australian English. Published: May 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A bizarro short story of about 900 words. What lies in the attic? Boxes of treasures long forgotten? Or could something else be lurking amongst the dust and cobwebs?
La vieille dame du Negresco
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,690. Language: French. Published: May 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Un député confie à son chauffeur son désarroi, un propriétaire de château se brouille avec sa famille un jour de mariage, un homme marié s'aventure dans un motel au bord de l'autoroute, une voyante est de mauvaise humeur, une vieille femme trouve refuge dans un hôtel de prestige... Rencontres improbables et conversations volées. Une plume mordante pour ce recueil de nouvelles.
Star Keeper
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 91,170. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013 by Aventura eBooks. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A colourful cast seek & gain what they crave the most with unexpected & dramatic results. An ambitious businessman & a woman whose career was short lived, a teenager with artistic aspirations & a Reverend who fell unexpectedly into stand-up comedy. A group of misfit geeks are joined by a grotesque newcomer Mephisto touching their lives with his twisted games & finally Caprice with her dark secret.
The Downfall of Tylor B Tyrone
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On this day Tylor B Tyrone has his downfall. Members of his society have come and shown him in a multitude of ways what they think of him. For what he has been accused of he doesn’t know, nor do his accusers. And while Tylor recovers from his mental wounds his society begins its inertia on what to do with him, meanwhile speculation on what he’s done is rife. The humour here is very black.
Le Coucou
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Price: Free! Words: 40,820. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
Des anciens élèves se retrouvent à une soirée de promo qui ne se déroule pas comme prévu, un jeune homosexuel nouvellement papa recoit la visite de ses beaux-parents, une petite fille adoptée prend une place incroyable dans sa nouvelle famille, Dieu accueille un bon vivant au paradis, un jeune femme s'étonne d'un étrange bouton sur sa lèvre. Tranches de vie où le drame n'est jamais loin du rire.
Live Long and Prospero
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,390. Language: British English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
This is a comic YA novel set on a lighthouse in 1983, led by the deeply dysfunctional Principal Lighthousekeeper James Church. Along with his crew of social misfits, who are forced to share their Captain’s unhealthy obsession with Star Trek, Church embarks on a strange journey featuring a nasty gang of drug dealers, a surprising undersea discovery and a hamster called Steve.
How Desmond Cartes is Deprogramming Himself through Pain
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
We have here an amusing tale which tells of how truth entered Desmond Carte’s mind. The tale narrates his growing doubts when he finds there are other truths different to his own. Ultimately discontent he needs pain, self inflicted at first, and then through his girlfriend to debelief himself,in the hope of restarting his life afresh.
GPS With Benefits
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Humorous short film script about a GPS device with a mind of 'her' own. GPS With Benefits is currently in production to become a short film.
Today I think I’m not going to work
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Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Waking up early, getting on the old bus to go to work. Every day the same people, with the same behaviours. Bordering on come dy, absurd, unsustainable. A journey spent criticizing others, until the final surprise.
How To Do Your Own Dentistry
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Series: Mauretania Comics, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: May 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
(3.00 from 3 reviews)
Straight from the mouth of the dodgy end of the dental industry, this is a sweet little ebook to get your teeth into. Inci-dental-ly, this bite-size book only nibbles at the subject. It does not xray it or give the whole drill, but a small injection of humour flosses things off quite nicely! Another beautifully-illustrated (very short) story from Mauretania Comics.
Peas in a Pod
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 25,800. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
It's bad enough to wake up with some kind of monster trying to invade your brain. But then your parents make you go to school. Where the monsters have already taken over.