Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

The Disallowed
Series: Thailand Books, Book 7. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 69,340. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
When the head of the family, Mr. Lee, becomes anaemic he has to find a drastic solution, because he is a long way from the hospital and short of money.
Swag
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A world famous rapper, entrepreneur and label boss is searching for the next big thing. But he thought it was going to be human.
A Will to Murder
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 80,400. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wealthy and eccentric patriarch James Boyle dies a bizarre death. His relatives, many of them as peculiar as himself, gather for the reading of his will--only to begin dying themselves. Only when long-lost Boyle scion Bradley Smith appears, along with his friend reporter Eric Maxwell, do the mysterious deaths finally receive a proper investigation.
Snickers the Cat
Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the follow up to Mummy Mouse, we again pick up with C.K. Percy, a very special 11-year-old. This time around, Snickers, the insane neighborhood cat that terrorizes every kid who dares to cross his path, is up to no good. Unknowingly, Snickers digs up the remains of a tiny four-legged critter with god-like powers...and he will never be the same. Neither will all the zombie apocalypse believers.
Ueda Sensei Castrates the Insidious Underground
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,450. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
BOOK 3 IN THE UEDA SENSEI CHRONICLES Ueda Sensei and Otto Knuckle return for another round of ultraviolent antics, this time traveling to New York for a miserable work vacation. Along the way they'll meet old friends, make new ones, and face an endless onslaught of ne'er-do-wells.
Mein Begräbnis. Und andere Grotesken
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,070. Language: German. Published: December 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wenn Ihnen Horst Evers gefallen hat, probieren Sie es mal mit Hanns Heinz! Eine Beerdigung per Fahrradkurier? Frauen, die Eier legen? Eine knopfsammelnde Nymphomanin? Geilende Griffel, Keimsäcke und Samenkapseln? Hanns Heinz Ewers hatte sie alle! Jetzt dürfen 14 groteske Kurzgeschichten des Kult-Autors und »Literatur-Satans aus Opas Zeit« (DER SPIEGEL) endlich wiederentdeckt werden.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Max Francais
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,720. Language: French. Published: December 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Maximillion et Maxithousand avaient un bon emploi avec le roi, Charles le nombre. Dans les âges sombres médiévale, il y a différentes façons de traiter les assassins.
Labor Pains
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,850. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Labor Pains is the hysterical debut from C.A. Huggins. It tells the story of Kevin Taylor, a woefully mediocre man, who finds himself at a crossroads in his mid-30's. Everyday his alarm clock wakes him up for the cold realization that he has to go to a job that he downright loathes. His cubicle is his own private jail cell for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Poncho and Sammy
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 60,930. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ridley Dunham, a successful but bored comic strip artist, takes his lovable characters into uncharted territory with the introduction of Odin the Rottweiler. The reactions from his readers, television pundits, government agencies, and militia member Harry Schmidt, however, are something of a magnitude he could not have anticipated.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
Descending Gods
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,360. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Errol Stein confronts life's mysteries in four stories describing the transformation of a phantom being leaping blindly from one life form to another, the rescue of a ferocious beast from a swimming pool in a blinding Sonoran desert monsoon, a demand for the sacrifice of his only son by an ancient Mayan god and a blues inspired enlightenment of what happens and where we go when we die.
Sorrow
Price: Free! Words: 2,050. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An office worker in Purgatory seeks consolation and hope by sending himself postcards and email messages from an imaginary holiday destination. When discovered, he is sent there.
Phone
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.
A Hint of Hell
Series: The Demon Diaries. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,890. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He's just failed at being evil... Kieron Lascher thought his life as a minor demon lord in Hell couldn't get any worse, but when he fails his exams and is sent into another realm as punishment by his parents, he realizes that there are worse places than Hell.
Morbid Curiosity
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you have died? Do you ever crave the comfort of knowing that the souls of your loved ones is at rest? If you do then perhaps you should never hire Steven Bowes, a clairvoyant who'd rather have a stiff drink then deal with a stiff corpse.
2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 105,780. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013 by MoshPit Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
It was once said that evil flourishes when good men do nothing, and 2,000 Jews Walk into a Bar proves, with irony and insight, how even when good men actually do something, things can still go very badly wrong indeed. Paris Portingale clearly has an abiding empathy for the common man, and how good people can get tangled in circumstances well beyond their control.
Smog Storeys
Price: Free! Words: 6,810. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Five short stories from the city of smog. Some longer than others.
A Man Walks Into A Pub
You set the price! Words: 5,800. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A stranger walks into a quiet pub on a grey day. It is his birthday, and he is armed. He is determined to celebrate his day with the locals, whether they like it or not... As the situation escalates, it soon becomes clear the man is not the stranger he first appears, and has a bitter and deadly connection with his unwilling birthday guests.
It Was the Night Before Christmas and All Through The House Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except For The Zombie
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: Australian English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A Blood Brain Barrier Christmas Special. Bob is having a really bad day, a really bad Christmas, a really bad life. Things are about to get worse. Or are they? A Christmas adventure with blood brains and zombies.