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The Greatest Living Englishman
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The unbelievably comedic adventure of an unlikely friendship between a budding poetic genius, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and "England's Worst Poet" Colin Millaney. Set in 1919, it asks the question "What happens when a book of verse by England's worst poet accidentally becomes a runaway best-seller in America?"
Sleep Has No Master
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,780. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Can we tell the difference between our dreams and reality? In his latest collection of short stories and flash fiction, Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture that form the 27 fast-paced stories in Konrath's bizarro compendium.
Fisher of Devils
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Price: $5.95 USD. Words: 95,100. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013 by Dog Horn Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
‘If, through some convenient twist in the space time continuum, Terry Pratchett and the Farrelly Brothers had taken Milton out one night and got him completely wrecked on Tequila slammers and cheap amphetamine, the four of them might have come up with something like this.’ (Richard Morgan, author of Altered Carbon and Broken Angels)
Short Story Mattress Sale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
A Hanging Job
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Series: Foxy's War, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,180. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.00 from 1 review)
Set in London in 1939 at the start of WW2 when the cut-throat razor was the weapon of choice for settling differences, the tale involves a bungled bank robbery and a car chase as ace getaway driver Foxy tries to avoid a personal introduction to the hangman.
The Deed Box
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Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
My father’s mother was not a nice woman. As kids we’d listen to the tranny while planning how to bump off Granny. It never came to anything, of course. Until the day in June when my sister and her partner, Oily Phil, came to tea …
Naked Face Eating Zombies From Romford - A Novella
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 13,440. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Derek is a miserable git, bursting with impotent rage toward his co-workers; there’s morbidly obese Marjorie, the self important Administrator, Deborah, Gavin, the slim-line-suit-wearing, blue-eyed, berk of a team-leader. Then the Romford based office is attacked by a horde of naked, face-eating zombies. What happens next is a rip-roaring, gut-busting, overwhelmingly satisfying, killing fest.
A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Sonny B's Life Review - What happens when a mobster meets his 'otherworldly' accountant'
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Santino Batchagalupe has done well. He is not only successful but as a Man of Respect enjoys the esteem of his peers. So when a mysterious intruder shows up in his luxury penthouse, Sonny is perplexed. The mystery deepens when the trespasser says he's Sonny's accountant. Bewildered, Sonny is left with little choice but to play along as he tries to figure out just what the heck is going on.
Balthasar and Butcher. De digitale kokosnoot
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Price: Free! Words: 39,690. Language: Dutch. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
De digitale kokosnoot is een episode uit het leven van Balthasar en Butcher, twee dorstige daklozen die hun levensweg op een bijzondere hilarische manier bewandelen. Een Barones verongelukt op het Damrak in Amsterdam en dit is de start voor een totaal ander leven van de beide zwervers. De onovertroffen lotgevallen worden overgoten met een flinke scheut inktzwarte humor.
Sternum Music
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,510. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
G, who has committed a crime against tall poppyism, awaits the committee’s solution, of which G previously had once headed. It was G who suggested The Grip, a torture device in which G now stands, as a journey starter toward humiliation. There are many ways in which G can be humiliated. But whatever it is must involve the general public.
£3.50
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(1.00 from 1 review)
£3.50, Will it be the death if you?
The Banana Massacre
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,730. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A clueless American ad executive unwittingly finds himself in the middle of political intrigue on the island of Costa San Rica when he's sent there to save the agency's banana account.
The Wildcard
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,670. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Phil Connolly is about to get dragged down memory lane when his ex fiance, Jess McClean, wakes from a coma with no memory of their separation.
Dusting Wars
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
General DB and his dust army fight off a horrendous monster with the help of the outlawed Ferrous One.
Euphosyne’s Task
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Euphosyne has Asperger’s Syndrome and though she does not have a sense of humour she is still happy. But her society requiring happiness in its citizens does not tolerate well anyone who is a misfit. Euphosyne will have to prove to an official that she is happy and no threat to society. If she is a threat, euthanasia might become a solution to her society’s problem with her.
The Flathunter
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,150. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Flatshare Interview can deliver crushing blows to anyone's self-esteem because rejection has nothing to do with experience or qualifications, and everything to do with character, or looks... or smell. The Flathunter aims to perfect a system that will guarantee a shelf in the shared fridge in this bun-fight for bedrooms. And all goes well - until his life begins to unravel with alarming speed.
The Man Who Unzipped His Face
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Terrance is hungry. Very hungry. Breakfast is finished and his stomach isn't happy. He'll do anything to eat again. Anything. A darkly comic short story for those with a strong constitution.
Eros and Tano
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die for love. How many poems, how many romantic fantasies these words have been able to elicit. But when a cruel fate makes them real, then languid yearnings become a grotesque, delirious reality. The protagonist is left the hard task of finding a meaning to what fate has reserved for him. To come out a winner, standing on his feet, or with his legs stretched forward.