Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

My Little Zombie
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
What happens when Lily finds a zombie in the park? She takes it home to make it her pet, of course!
Mouse & Blutak
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 93,790. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Berengaria Roper, is brave, clever, witty and determined, but has more than her fair share of human failings; she is a terrible mother, an appalling doctor, and a truly horrendous gardener. She longs for a more exciting life, so when the opportunity for travel and adventure arises, she should be delighted, but what ensues is anything but delightful.
Ian's Gang - Witch's Brew
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Series: Ian's Gang, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
For the last few years three babies have been abducted in Maltby on Halloween, never to be seen again. Now it's Halloween once more...
Plan B: Zombie
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,630. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013 by Write On E-Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A truly wacky collection of zombie stories. Yeah, I know that wacky and zombie don't often mix well, but take a peek inside and you'll be hooked on C. M. Bratton's unique take on the travails of the modern zombie, from their own point of view.
Have Some Guts
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Price: Free! Words: 22,010. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kenny's job sucks, his car is a piece of crap, and his girlfriend is about to break up with him. However, the two henchmen chasing him don't care; they just want back the briefcase worth untold riches he just found. For 48 hours, the beach town of Seaside will be turned inside out as the chase for the briefcase plays out. From dirty hippies to an 8-ton sperm whale, everyone wants in on the action!
The Dreamer's Road
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,140. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Dreamer's Road (Part 1) tells the story of Jack Jordan. A bright and adventurous boy, struggling to realise his dreams and his potential growing up in a 1980's repressed, Thatcherite Britain. His solution: expand his horizons and flourish. This book tells the tale of a young man’s journey to emotional, intellectual and sexual freedom.
How To Date A Corpse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
A Sucker for Love: A Zomedy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Nick proceeds with building his zombie shelter in spite of the lawsuits and laughter of his neighbors and his famous heroes. But despite it all, he can’t resist Maribeth, the girl who has captured his heart and has rejected him mercilessly. Will he keep a special spot for her in his shelter to held her avoid a gruesome zombie death? Or will he let her become a snack for the living dead?
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
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Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
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Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,830. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too! It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?
The Towering Inferno Versus The Mighty Quinn
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Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
“The Towering Inferno Versus the Mighty Quinn” is about a woman working in a sleazy strip-joint who has to use her guile and wit if she’s to overcome a mysterious lust filled fire demon type thingy (thingy being the optimum word here) that is intent on consuming her within its burning hellish flames. This is a story that will certainly get you hot under the collar. Please read and review.
The Saviour Plan
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Series: DevilDave, One. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,960. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It is an undeniable fact that every action has consequences, although it's not always easy to guess what those consequences might be. When Dave's new website goes live – DevilDave dot com – it has a devastating effect on his other pet project. NB: Some hyperlinks included in this book, will only work in the full version.
The Miracle at O'Hare's Pub
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Price: Free! Words: 3,820. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: August 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Galway, Ireland. At the wake of a young boy at O'Hare's pub, in walks Sean. Sean has powers, special powers, and he will use them to entertain the family in mourning. And maybe if they're lucky, a bit more besides. A short story of 3,700 words that blends Irish black humour, satire and fantasy to new heights of absurdity.
How Do You Know You Ghetto?
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 18,850. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book is an Old School Social Commentary that will make you Laugh, Cry and Think.
Hostile Takeover
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Price: Free! Words: 2,240. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Bucking for a promotion is tough, but if you really want it, hire a ninja assassin.
Permland
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Series: TEMPLAND series, TEMPLAND 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,760. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
The sequel to Jill Elaine Hughes' hit novel TEMPLAND. It’s the beginning of 2003, a few months after the end of TEMPLAND. Melanie Evers is back as she struggles under the insane demands of her long-sought Permanent Job.
My Zombie Prince
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Series: Aloha Armstrong The Woman from L.I.P.S, Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,130. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Shelby meets and is ultimately swept off her tiny feet by zombie Sir Reginald Kincade. But not before they face death, doppelgangers, and secrets to win the ultimate prize that will ensure their happy ending. Shelby and Reggie face danger, excitement, and tests to their growing love at every turn. A new novel from the author of Zomopolis.
Ibsen’s Job is to Sort the Mail
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ibsen Davenport has been a mail worker for years. It’s the only job he’s ever had. He sorts the mail and he knows every aspect of the mail there. If the sorting machine breaks down he picks up the slack. Ibsen lives with his mum and they haven’t been getting on for quite awhile. She’s in hospital at present after the shock of Ibsen speaking to her. Meanwhile Ibsen is looking for his absent dad.
The Telltale Toilet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Every apartment has its quirks-- a door that sticks, a light switch that doesn't work, or a tenant that disappears. Sometimes there’s a reason for it and sometimes things are better left alone.
Zack of the Undead
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Zach's senior year of high school gets complicated when zombies show up.