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Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Eight Hour Fiction #5
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 48,410. Language: American English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Eight Hour Fiction #5: 1. Transfer - Stephen Brewer is never sure when he wakes up if he's been asleep, or if he has died and has been transferred to a new clone body. 2. Henchman - Henchmen are the faceless (and mostly hapless) backbones of the "Super" industry, the glue that is sometimes all that holds a supervillain's plans together. "Henchman" is an ongoing collection of stories from Mike Wi
Metatron’s Daughter
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Metatron is a rock star who spends much of his time away from his daughter who has struggled with his absences. When he is away she has recurring visions of him in different guises. Finally she voluntarily admits herself to hospital and while in care an unexpected musical consequence is helping her deal with her trauma.
Reminiscing Evan
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,550. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Evan Chandler is running away from a deal he backed out on when he was in the Liberati. The Society that holds it’s dominance over the media and it’s people. The Society before the rules of the Illuminati began. He took the game in his hands, had the ball in his court but refused to play. Now Evan doesn’t know the threat that’s coming after him, and the people that are running after him.
Nazi Sharks!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader or brain.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
SEM CHUMBO E LA SALMA RUSSANTE - racconti
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 235,260. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La curia pignorò una villa di famiglia e il caso volle che c’avessi pure fatto il ritiro spirituale, e anche gli esercizi di catechismo prima della comunione… quindi girovagai a Camerano, per una breve parentesi persino a Castelplanio, a Castel D’Emilio... poi...
LA RIVOLTA DEI BIGATTI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 49,140. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Questa è la confusa storiaccia di Bùsba Bigàtti, detto el Cojò e di alcuni suoi amici nella città che ho ribattezzato Il Teatro dei Musi, dove soffia sempre la “rivoltura”, alimentata dal gran rodimento dei suoi cittadini.
LA FRETTA DEL MONDO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 56,990. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Adesso era sulla Maserati grigio metallizzato. Neppure una rata avrebbe pagato e poi vallo a pescare! Coi documenti falsi, vallo a pescare, visto ch’è in fuga e si sposta pari a una cavalletta impazzita. «Oh, per una curiosità di quel tesoro della Saab 96, cosa m’avete dato?» «Giusto il bonus per la rottamazione, e che altro pretendeva?»
IO AL CUBO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 53,830. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sono nato da un’esperienza erotica occasionale. Frutto di eroica libido estiva, covata all’interno di una discoteca “en plein aire” per soli abbronzati dai capelli strinati dalla lacca
IL PAVIMENTO DELLE DANZE - THE DANCING FLOOR
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Erano proprio due belle coppie, una doppia coppia ideale, un “Titanic” impareggiabile, Gino Knauss e Barbie Tùrici, congiunti ai loro intimi amici Ella Ash e Paul Paccio. Barbie Tùrici e Gino Knauss erano la coppia conflittuale, gli altri due costituivano invece la coppia moderna. Cominceremo a raccontare di Gino e Knauss e Barbie Tùrici e la seconda coppia entrerà in funzione quando al povero nar
HARD CORE MIO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 45,020. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Peggiorò ogni cosa quando cominciammo, per quell’inquietudine nata nel vecchio secolo, che avrebbe portato l’umanità a peggiori soglie nel terzo millennio, a spostarci da dove venivamo. Dalla campagna si andò in paese, dal paese s’andò in città, dalla città alla metropoli e così via con verso opposto al naturale.
COMUNIONE DEI MALI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 18,810. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La Vita è Una Grande Discoteca, e, fin da piccini, fedeli a tale impianto filosofico, non pensarono ad altro che a Seduzione e Trasgressione a Volontà, come avevano letto nelle riviste e ammirato nei serial. È forse per questo che i loro destini s’incrociarono nel Castello della Grande Palestra.
BALORDI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 44,850. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ad incipit di ogni capitoletto sono in corsivo stati inseriti passaggi estrapolati alla Tesi di laurea “Uno studio sulla figura sociale del balordo, antropologia e mitopoiesi di un eroe” di Pandolfo Carnap dottore in sociologia e oggi latitante. Tali asserzioni non hanno diretto rapporto con i contenuti del narrato in capitolo, ma donano una cornice interpretativa utile al lettore sulle questioni
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Spelunking for Lovers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
Spelunking is dangerous enough, what with iridescent gorillas and giant, carnivorous bats roaming the alien geography; Dr. Stephen Miller and his young assistant, Rebecca, have to put up with incompetent interns to top it all off. Can Rebecca triumph over their incompetence and finally win the love of the man she has always secretly loved?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love