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Sonny B's Life Review - What happens when a mobster meets his 'otherworldly' accountant'
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Santino Batchagalupe has done well. He is not only successful but as a Man of Respect enjoys the esteem of his peers. So when a mysterious intruder shows up in his luxury penthouse, Sonny is perplexed. The mystery deepens when the trespasser says he's Sonny's accountant. Bewildered, Sonny is left with little choice but to play along as he tries to figure out just what the heck is going on.
Balthasar and Butcher. De digitale kokosnoot
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Price: Free! Words: 39,690. Language: Dutch. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
De digitale kokosnoot is een episode uit het leven van Balthasar en Butcher, twee dorstige daklozen die hun levensweg op een bijzondere hilarische manier bewandelen. Een Barones verongelukt op het Damrak in Amsterdam en dit is de start voor een totaal ander leven van de beide zwervers. De onovertroffen lotgevallen worden overgoten met een flinke scheut inktzwarte humor.
Sternum Music
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,510. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
G, who has committed a crime against tall poppyism, awaits the committee’s solution, of which G previously had once headed. It was G who suggested The Grip, a torture device in which G now stands, as a journey starter toward humiliation. There are many ways in which G can be humiliated. But whatever it is must involve the general public.
£3.50
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(1.00 from 1 review)
£3.50, Will it be the death if you?
The Banana Massacre
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,730. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A clueless American ad executive unwittingly finds himself in the middle of political intrigue on the island of Costa San Rica when he's sent there to save the agency's banana account.
The Wildcard
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,670. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Phil Connolly is about to get dragged down memory lane when his ex fiance, Jess McClean, wakes from a coma with no memory of their separation.
Dusting Wars
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
General DB and his dust army fight off a horrendous monster with the help of the outlawed Ferrous One.
Euphosyne’s Task
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Euphosyne has Asperger’s Syndrome and though she does not have a sense of humour she is still happy. But her society requiring happiness in its citizens does not tolerate well anyone who is a misfit. Euphosyne will have to prove to an official that she is happy and no threat to society. If she is a threat, euthanasia might become a solution to her society’s problem with her.
The Flathunter
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,150. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Flatshare Interview can deliver crushing blows to anyone's self-esteem because rejection has nothing to do with experience or qualifications, and everything to do with character, or looks... or smell. The Flathunter aims to perfect a system that will guarantee a shelf in the shared fridge in this bun-fight for bedrooms. And all goes well - until his life begins to unravel with alarming speed.
The Man Who Unzipped His Face
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Terrance is hungry. Very hungry. Breakfast is finished and his stomach isn't happy. He'll do anything to eat again. Anything. A darkly comic short story for those with a strong constitution.
Eros and Tano
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Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die for love. How many poems, how many romantic fantasies these words have been able to elicit. But when a cruel fate makes them real, then languid yearnings become a grotesque, delirious reality. The protagonist is left the hard task of finding a meaning to what fate has reserved for him. To come out a winner, standing on his feet, or with his legs stretched forward.
Ya Can't Catch A Kipper With A Spider
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Price: Free! Words: 3,260. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Detective story were uncouth detective Kirk "the kipper" McClacket recounts to us a very unusual and dangerous situation that he found himself in. Contains some swearing.
A Slightly More Civilized Game
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Price: Free! Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Paul had a secretive job that he’d always kept hidden from his girlfriend. Eventually their continuous arguing over his job caused them to break up. One night, Paul found himself in need of Norma’s help, and she decided to use her leverage to find out just exactly what he had been hiding. Dark comedy.
Seven Lives
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,470. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The cat that wouldn't die. Is it true that cats have nine lives?
Revenge in a Clockwork Universe
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Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A poet, his aunt, Stephen Fry and a peacock you might like to meet, but probably wouldn't want to play Strip Monopoly with. Bulgakov, Gogol...Spraints.
Killin Machine
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Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.
The Love Bombing of Lenny the Lemming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lenny has been questioning his community’s preference for lemming mob behaviour. Threatened, the community decides to have Lenny love bombed. It works, and the community and Lenny mutually assent. But then a fear grips the community and the lemming mob escape it by running away, and after two months of running Lenny is nearing the lead.
101 Blagues Qui Font Un Tabac
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,650. Language: French. Published: May 30, 2013 by Rhetorical Ratatouille. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On ne rigole pas tous les jours, mais on devrait ! Juifs, blondes, police, Arabes, gendarmerie, politiciens, Belges, Parisiens … tout y passe ! Les curés ne sont pas oubliés non plus ! Voila 101 blagues qui, à défaut de vous rendre plus intelligent, vous rendra toujours plus marrant !
Het Zandmannetje, 12 oproepen opgetekend door een Slapeloze
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 9,180. Language: Dutch. Published: May 29, 2013 by De Scriptomanen. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Het Zandmannetje zoekt een opvolger en doet 12 warme oproepen aan het brede publiek om een geschikte kandidaat te vinden: 12 humoristische monologen voor straattheater, om als hoorspel/luisterspel op de radio te brengen, of als scenario voor een YouTube video. Wie er snel bij is, kan er zelfs een prijs mee winnen! (Het Zandmannetje zal ook actief zijn op de Gentse Feesten!)
The Box in the Attic
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: Australian English. Published: May 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A bizarro short story of about 900 words. What lies in the attic? Boxes of treasures long forgotten? Or could something else be lurking amongst the dust and cobwebs?