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BANG, BANG, YOU FAT BASTARD -- YOU’RE DEAD
By Wendy Potocki
Price: Free! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Christmas just got personal ... Ray Hastings' life is in ruins. Pathetic not covering it, he devises a way to get even with the man who destroyed it. A horror short story, this is for anyone that's ever been disappointed on Christmas.
The Man who Hated Best Sellers
By Peter McNiff
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,050. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When newspaper reporter Charlie Baker gets a mysterious call about bestselling authors, it leads to a row with his girlfriend and sleepless nights. Baker’s attitude to the publishing world begins to change. Then he comes face to face with the stranger and an alarming confession unfolds.
Henry's War Effort
By B F Moloney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 890. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Henry’s holed up in his room with his mum and its wartime. Henry suffers from a volcanic flowing of wax from his ears and he would like to do something with it. His mum is going to help. Light is scarce. What can he do for the war effort?
A Man of Fingernails
By B F Moloney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man, who is calling himself Elvis, having psychologically suffered from a disastrous dating incident in his past, is today reinventing himself in preparation for a date this coming night. He has unusually long fingernails with strange powers and he has them manicured to help build his confidence and self esteem.
The Man on the Clapham Omnibus
By Tony Hannan
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Hello. My name is Nigel. What's your name? Going to work was never so much fun. A short story by Tony Hannan.
The Ballad of Crazy Toothless John (historical short story)
By Jeff Lincoln
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,010. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2012 by Sweet As Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
A recovered piece of personal correspondence from Elizabethan England is the earliest known mention of well known historical character John Boniface Stainthorpe, lovingly known to historians from other documents as "Crazy Toothless John". Warning: This 2750 word short story contains scenes of Elizabethan debauchery and filthy behaviour potentially not suitable for younger readers.
Perfect Weather for a Baby's Funeral
By Guy Geaux
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,450. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Characters like us and people we know in the kind of stories that we deserve.
18 Plays For Untalented Actors
By Robert Crayola
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,450. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
Everything you need to begin your lifestyle as an actor: 18 short plays by Robert Crayola. "These scenes were designed with the neophyte actor in mind. Most theater requires effort, practice, timing, and skill. Not these scenes... I have so infused these scenes with my genius that it's a wonder you even need to show up." -- Robert Crayola, from the Introduction
Underground Nest
By Kathleen Maher
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,180. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When Zachary Severins, dedicated Scoutmaster and community leader, is caught cheating on his wife, she divorces him, his children lose respect for him, and his mistress spurns him. Only after Zach loses everything does he start to learn the true meaning of friendship, love, and responsibility. Underground Nest is a briskly told short novel with surprising empathy for its unlikeable protagonist.
THE ARK ANGEL RONALD'S QUEST FOR CHAOS
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
The world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do! There is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back!
The Demon Chimp of Prague
By Lee Robert Adams
Price: Free! Words: 4,300. Language: British English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Brian is well-read and well-dressed, with style and a killer sauerkraut recipe. He's a hit with the ladies and he's flash with the cash. He is also a chimp with world domination on his mind... Our hero thinks he's got a bargain when he buys a chimp for £50 down the pub. Soon he notices a startling change in his new friend, and finds a shocking secret behind Brian's emergence on the expat scene.
Billabrook Traps
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 196,840. Language: Australian English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
When God Gets Bored
By Todd Hunter
You set the price! Words: 51,050. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
God did a lot of good work. He created all the planets and even entire galaxies. Those little umbrellas that go into fancy drinks at all too trendy night clubs? He was all over them too. But after creating everything, he hit the awkward point in life where he wondered what to do next. The answer would take God on a strange journey which would make him question the very nature of existence itself.
Adolf Hitler and His Submarine or Adolf vs. the Mafia
By Michael Christopher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,940. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 4 of the Hitler Chronicles. In this satirical mashup novel our hero, Adolf Hitler, seeks Canadian gold laying in a sunken ship. He and his father take their new submarine, The Sea Lion, and battle the evil eugenics Prime Minister Tommy ‘The Needle’ Douglas and his grandson, Jack Beck, the Mafia, and their submarine, The Stugots, the swarthy Brazilian navy and discover counterfeit money.
Voodoo At The Boobtube
By Colby Jones
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
When John goes to the Boobtube strip club for his typical Friday night ritual, he meets Candy: The narcoleptic stripper with a dark secret. A short story that will leave you laughing!
Raffling Couriers
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 185,640. Language: Australian English. Published: November 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
Le jour des zombies
By Mike Donati
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 100. Language: French. Published: November 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Find a new day zombie now with this comics ebook by michael donati. Follow Tom with them friends in the new zombies world- Gore and humour that's it. First épisod!
Bang Bang
By Patrick Malloy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,540. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2012 by Necro Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Bang Bang has everything a dark comedy should have including, but not limited to: murder, love, murder, alcohol, murder, stereotyping, murder, Beatles music, murder, family, murder, public transportation, and even murder. In case you haven’t figured it out, there’s a whole lotta murder in this book. The hilariously untrue story of funeral home serial killers and hammer hijinks.
Once Bitten
By Sara Reinke
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 78,780. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Private investigator John Harker thinks he's seen it all. But when a desperate woman begs him to find her missing daughter, John quickly learns there are many things in the Florida Keys that are best left unseen...and some secrets that are best left undiscovered.
The Velveteen Killer Rabbit
By Elia Anie
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 9,050. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A darkly humorous parody of the children's classic, The Velveteen Killer Rabbit is the story of a toy Rabbit whose desire to be loved by a child and become Real drives him to less than cuddly deeds. Enhanced with hilarious illustrations inspired by the original artwork of William Nicholson, this twisted tale will leave you in stitches and make you fall in love with the murderous bunny.