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Funny Interviews With Things
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 13,830. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Funny interviews with objects, words and phrases: Oligarchy, the Loch Ness Monster, Chris Christie’s blue fleece, the State of the Union Address, President Obama’s Golf Putter, Putin’s Left Nipple, Selfie, Nowhere, a CNN Microphone, Boehner’s Boner, Limbaugh’s Ass, A Primate, Mitt Romney’s unreleased tax returns, the Higgs Boson God Particle, a pig, American Exceptionalism, New Yahoo Logo.
GO BOOM - The countdown
Price: $8.95 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Political nightmares, sports nuts, Un-reality stars and judgmental opinionated newsmen causing chaos. That's basically it. My book in short form. I pass judgement while trying to cut the blue wire… wait… i think it might be the red wire.. of a ticking fear bomb that I'm holding between my knees.
Baby Hater
Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A novelette about an unlikely superhero and her tale of revenge.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
The Cabal of Thotash
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,370. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The Cabal of Thotash is a wickedly funny novelette that peers beneath the hood of an evil cult and finds the inevitable collisions between orthodoxy and modern culture.
Crashed America
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,140. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
When Joe sets off for those United States of America he has a whole list of plans, dreams, schemes and delusions to be lived out against an idealised Americana backdrop. Killing Jesus isn't exactly among them but, as ever, life does its own thing.
Eh, Zombie
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,390. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"Canada will NEVER be a safe haven for zombies. EVER." - John Baird, Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs, 2013 There are so many things worse than death. Let's explore some, shall we? Dive into this confused mish-mash of stories set in Hugh Howey's world of I, Zombie. Enjoy the comedic, the horrific, the stupid and the insightful.
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Gish isn't sure what to think in Volume 2 of The Gish Chronicles. And since when does Trevor offer a shoulder to cry on? Yet another tryout.
Gloria's Gospel #1 : Families Curse
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,720. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Every day we live our lives and make our choices with no real knowledge of where it all will take us. Whether there is a heaven or hell and if so where we end up, such is the life of everyone in this world. That is except for Gloria Danvers.
Brain Candy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 48,720. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
From evil nine-year-old Shirley Temple look-a-likes with possessed collectibles to green gelatin salad blob monsters to incompetent vampires to dyslexic witches, these stories feature silly and not-so-silly horror. Nineteen tales to send chills up your funny bone and tickle your spine. Or is the other way around? Come explore the strange imaginings of Jaleta Clegg with these short stories.
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
The Vampire of Berlin. A Lisa Becker Mystery
Series: A Lisa Becker Mystery, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,620. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The third case of Lisa Becker and Fabian Zonk is the strangest one so far: Roxana von Kalln is found dead in her family vault – wearing fake vampire teeth, with two bite marks on her neck, and not a single drop of blood left in her body.
The Day My Boss Died
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cyndi McKillup faithfully served as Mike's Coordinator for nearly 10 years. One day, all that changed.
A Sense of Humor (Flyleaf Singles #4)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,880. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2014 by Flyleaf Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"She rubbed her eyes twice when she saw the hand. It lay between the rows of collard greens, gray and waxen, cut clean at the wrist, with dull fingernails, clenched fingers, and clotted blood around the clean, white bone..."
The Midnight Vampire Trap
Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
The Art of Deathmatch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Scandinavian Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Poems about deathmatch and the self-imposed torture of drinking. Time rots away slowly in the hinterland suburb. Nothing much happens. Most of the stuff is broken, and the rest stolen. The main meeting place is The Cultural Centre, suburb's only restaurant. On its program list are presented the good old-fashioned fighting, police and ambulance personnel. On a daily basis.
The Species-a-torium
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short story is a philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego to which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it's a great place to take a first date, too!
The Funerals at Christmas
You set the price! Words: 8,080. Language: British English. Published: April 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
Ballard Funeral is the consummate showman, and the consummate arsehole – he’s also dying. With the help of his witless aid George and his adopted son and cash-cow Edward, Ballard is assembling a televised funeral extravaganza to celebrate his impending death. The Funerals at Christmas is a blackly comic tale that has echoes of Bukowski, Brautigan and Carver – but with a unique London voice.
中文小说《飞跃横空》
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 850. Language: Chinese (simplified). Published: April 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
一个郁郁不得志的专家加上一个碎嘴子保镖会发生什么样的故事呢?正当雄心勃勃的美国总统与国防部长计划部署太空武器称霸太空的时候,美国总统遭遇了他一生中最不堪的时刻。更让他难以接受的是,发生一件让人难以置信的意外——总统的父亲离奇失踪了,而且竟然是遭外星人绑架劫持,从不相信外星人这一套的美国总统这回不得不求助著名的飞碟专家——特里教授,期望他能寻找到父亲踪影,并给他配了一名大概脑子有点问题的保镖。 小说故事新奇悬念迭起,充满喜剧的情节让剧中人吃了不少苦头,克服重重阻力揭开真相。最终迎来了欢喜的结局,相信看过小说的人一定会喜欢的。