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The Ruling Thatcher Dynasty in the Year 7024 AD
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This short tale is a political satire and is set in the future where two branches of conservatism rule; one by the law of ideas, and the other by moral law. The story give examples of how each can work together to resolve social issues, although one, caused by the missing number 5, has created a rift between them.
The Birth of Barley-boy
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Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A (black) comedy short story of rustic life, death and birth written far too soon after reading Stella Gibbons' Cold Comfort Farm.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One
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Price: Free! Words: 42,270. Language: British English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai, Del Rey Books.
Coffee and Sugar
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Price: Free! Words: 92,490. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
This is the story of Joao, an uninspiring country boy who moves to a slum in the city with his drunken, violent, preacher father; The Bishop and falls for amiable prostitute named Charity.
The Cat and the Doll
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Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
An adult horror short story with a touch of romance, written in English by the Turkish writer/filmmaker/singer Elif Savas.
The King Lives: an Elvisceral Adventure
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 25,340. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's a gruesome laugh riot when the worm eaten, zombie corpse of Elvis Presley escapes its Meditation Garden resting place and wreaks havoc on the quiet town of Memphis.
The Reductionists
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
In the future the problem with overpopulation is solved by a gameshow that allows everyone to vote on the city where they'd like to see the population reduced. Then cameras follow the action as people are reduced to dry cubes. Even though people are in favor of a less crowded country nobody wants to work for the Department of Poulation Reduction except for the elderly who are bored and lonely.
The Zillion Heirs 1: The Redheads
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Scarlet's eighteenth birthday cake left a bad taste in the mouths of her sisters. After all she had been dead since the age of six . . .
There Will Be Nothing Left (Short Stories)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,680. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Robert T. Overton's first collection of short fiction leads you into a labyrinth of the strange and bizarre as a disparate group of people and not so much people struggle to hold onto to their lives amidst the chaos and destruction of war, revenge, office politics, aliens and the occasional mass murdering dictator in love till there is nothing left.
The Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
After a war that nearly wipes everyone out, famine becomes the biggest problem as the toxic aftermath won't allow any growth. All of the plants and animals are nearly gone and people are dwindling. Then scientist come through by setting up farms in the vacant skyscrapers, using artificial sunlight and a sophisticated watering system. This story focuses on the regular schlubs that guard the farm.
There Is No Truth To The Rumour
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Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Modern Fables for a modern age. A timely reminder that not all fables will remain timeless.
The Corrective Collective
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When meek and spineless cuckold Norman accepts the help of The Corrective Collective, a wise cracking rhinoceros and monkey, to unleash his inner id and improve his lowly station in life, he gets more than he proverbially bargained for to the detriment of everyone around him. Short Story. Approx. 5000 words.
Gas in the Stomach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A whimsical tale about a dad who has his face drawn on his obese stomach by his loving daughter, who sings a made up rhyme as she goes; with happy consequences for all of the family. It is hoped this little story might highlight the dramatic effect obesity has on families.
Jerks and Other Tales from a Perfect Man
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,170. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013 by Bob Booth. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Necon E-Books is now proud to offer JERKS AND OTHER TALES FROM A PERFECT MAN by John M. McIlveen as the latest title of our Contemporary Horror Library. You know you're in for a fun read when Jeff Strand, Christopher Golden, and Brian Keene all go out of their way to declare a collection is, "Funny as hell!" Order your copy today, you will not be disappointed!
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
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Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
The Least Resistance
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 59,360. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
11 year old Sarah almost dies during a violent gang attack. Aged 21 she starts a new job in an I.T. office and is confronted in the pub after work by her stalker who over the next few years becomes an increasing presence in her life and the situation quickly builds to one of nightmarish proportions. Her judo skills will keep her safe, or will they? A comedy thriller set in the everyday world.
Oceanus, Celebrities and the useful Role that is Forging his Happiness
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Oceanus has got a job seating a celebrity couple at engagements using his oversized hands. It’s a job which gives him pleasure and pain, and over dinner he discusses this dilemma with his mum. She feeds him while he talks and challenges him on the question of who is really being used.
Chet Finley vs. The Machines of Fate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 95,050. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013 by Planet 99 Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Chet Finley is having the worst day of his life. Dumped by his girlfriend and fired from his latest job, Chet’s day gets even worse when he uncovers a galactic conspiracy controlling all life on Earth. Banding together with a haywire robot and a shape-shifting assassin, Chet sets out into a universe unlike anything he could have imagined.
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
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Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)