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Being John Bland
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 77,360. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John Bland is stuck in a rut--a job he hates, a girlfriend he doesn't want, friends who don't understand him. Your average worker bee drone. But John has devised a solution. The Master Plan. Involves knives, garbage bags, and some weird genetic destiny screw up. John didn't plan on that last part, nor the new title. Accidental Serial Killer. Apparently, someone has to do it..
Mummy Mouse
Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Eleven year old C.K. has a secret. An epic secret with a furry white coat, long tail, four scratchy feet...and a sickening desire to drain enough life-forces to become a Pharaoh, a mouse-god, and seek his revenge on the two-legged world. Mummy Mouse is a dark tale of friendship, revenge, and bad parenting. C.K. is the only one who can stop Mummy Mouse...but that would break his heart.
Drycleaning
Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jeffrey goes to the pub. A lot. He's gone stale and his suit hangs off him in demonstration of the fact. Jeffrey has lost touch with a lot, until something changes things.
Bastardo!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,260. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mashups
Customer Service Manager Bob Thomassoulo gets more than he bargained for when he decides to go to Mexico and take revenge on the man who took his job in this absurd tale of revenge, gold lust, friendship, classic rock and political revolution.Oh it's also about what makes a rock classic a classic.
The Greatest Living Englishman
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Historical » Victorian
The unbelievably comedic adventure of an unlikely friendship between a budding poetic genius, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and "England's Worst Poet" Colin Millaney. Set in 1919, it asks the question "What happens when a book of verse by England's worst poet accidentally becomes a runaway best-seller in America?"
Sleep Has No Master
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,780. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Can we tell the difference between our dreams and reality? In his latest collection of short stories and flash fiction, Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture that form the 27 fast-paced stories in Konrath's bizarro compendium.
Short Story Mattress Sale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
Price: Free! Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
A Hanging Job
Series: Foxy's War, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,180. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Set in London in 1939 at the start of WW2 when the cut-throat razor was the weapon of choice for settling differences, the tale involves a bungled bank robbery and a car chase as ace getaway driver Foxy tries to avoid a personal introduction to the hangman.
The Deed Box
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
My father’s mother was not a nice woman. As kids we’d listen to the tranny while planning how to bump off Granny. It never came to anything, of course. Until the day in June when my sister and her partner, Oily Phil, came to tea …
Naked Face Eating Zombies From Romford - A Novella
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 13,440. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Derek is a miserable git, bursting with impotent rage toward his co-workers; there’s morbidly obese Marjorie, the self important Administrator, Deborah, Gavin, the slim-line-suit-wearing, blue-eyed, berk of a team-leader. Then the Romford based office is attacked by a horde of naked, face-eating zombies. What happens next is a rip-roaring, gut-busting, overwhelmingly satisfying, killing fest.
A Greasy Spoon Life
Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Sonny B's Life Review - What happens when a mobster meets his 'otherworldly' accountant'
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Santino Batchagalupe has done well. He is not only successful but as a Man of Respect enjoys the esteem of his peers. So when a mysterious intruder shows up in his luxury penthouse, Sonny is perplexed. The mystery deepens when the trespasser says he's Sonny's accountant. Bewildered, Sonny is left with little choice but to play along as he tries to figure out just what the heck is going on.
Balthasar and Butcher. De digitale kokosnoot
Price: Free! Words: 39,690. Language: Dutch. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
De digitale kokosnoot is een episode uit het leven van Balthasar en Butcher, twee dorstige daklozen die hun levensweg op een bijzondere hilarische manier bewandelen. Een Barones verongelukt op het Damrak in Amsterdam en dit is de start voor een totaal ander leven van de beide zwervers. De onovertroffen lotgevallen worden overgoten met een flinke scheut inktzwarte humor.
£3.50
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(1.00 from 1 review)
£3.50, Will it be the death if you?
The Banana Massacre
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,730. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
A clueless American ad executive unwittingly finds himself in the middle of political intrigue on the island of Costa San Rica when he's sent there to save the agency's banana account.
The Wildcard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,670. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Phil Connolly is about to get dragged down memory lane when his ex fiance, Jess McClean, wakes from a coma with no memory of their separation.
Dusting Wars
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
General DB and his dust army fight off a horrendous monster with the help of the outlawed Ferrous One.
Legend of the Undead Santa
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,060. Language: American English. Published: June 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Murdered and resurrected from the dead, Santa finds himself the victim of a deranged stalker that has taken over his life and threatens to destroy Christmas forever.
The Flathunter
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,150. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Flatshare Interview can deliver crushing blows to anyone's self-esteem because rejection has nothing to do with experience or qualifications, and everything to do with character, or looks... or smell. The Flathunter aims to perfect a system that will guarantee a shelf in the shared fridge in this bun-fight for bedrooms. And all goes well - until his life begins to unravel with alarming speed.