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Shallow Breathing
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Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Crowds make Fausto nervous. Or, to be more precise still, everything makes Fausto nervous. This presenter, for instance. He’d love to throw the radio out of the window the moment the guy goes, ‘News!’, and then proceeds to reel them off, all those boring, predictable Sunday news.
It's All About The Love
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Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
In the dim swampland of his mind Boris has always dreamed of working with fast food. And if spotty, squealing Pannager the Manager thinks he can stop him, he has another rather horrible thing coming ... Equal parts gory and humorously grotty, It's All About the Love is a short story (895 words) and includes disquieting (adult) themes.
Joe Tripician: Obras Seleccionadas, Volumen 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: Spanish. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Historias extrañas e impactantes de la mente retorcida del galardonado director y autor Tripician Joe. Se incluyen los duros cuentos de la depravación, la ciencia ficción extraña e inquietante, guiones apasionantes y sátira social perversa. Traducción realizada por Pablo Martin Agüero de Cuentos Breves.
The Paranoia Helix
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The guy’s idea of self comes from all the words spoken and written in the world. But lately they’ve got negative. And his old girlfriend’s photo of him has gone viral. He tries to engage with people by going online. But in the end he decides to write a book about his life using all the words said and written about him. Needless to say he still won’t be happy.
Artificial Intelligence
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
When a supercomputer learns to swear, is it an accident? Find out in this ebook where fiction is often stranger than truth!
Heaven is Full of Arseholes
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Price: Free! Words: 12,060. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
An unconventional take on unconditional love. What does god have to do with it?
The Saturnine
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Victoria has a troubled relationship with her father. It is so bad she denies she ever had a father, let alone a mother who left her when she was very young. She talks about Cause and she talks about the beginnings of her life, and how it had to be uncaused. It is a way for her to kick start her life by negating all that has troubled her.
A Guide To Becoming Distinctly Average
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,300. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2013 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Life is a bitch. Depression is a bitch. Spending your life with depression, working with bitches is the worst of the worst. A Guide to Becoming Distinctly Average is a laugh-out-loud, dark comedy, which delves into the depths of a thirty-something dog groomer’s mind as she struggles to cope with life, depression and dogs who wee up her sofa.
Chewing on a Legend
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This little story tells of a little town called Little Grumble made famous for complaining. Tourists come far and wide to hear the complaints about water and sunshine and other normally trivial matters. However, on this day a dark secret emerges and the genesis of Little Grumble is revealed.
Oggi credo che non andrò al lavoro
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 3,010. Language: Italian. Published: January 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alzarsi presto, prendere la vecchia corriera per andare al lavoro. Tutti i giorni le stesse persone, con gli stessi comportamenti. Al limite del comico, dell'assurdo, dell'insopportabile. Un viaggio trascorso a criticare gli altri, fino alla sopresa finale.
Inner Potential
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,450. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Horace Beasley is lonely, irritable, and desperately in love with a receptionist who has no idea he’s alive. When magic starts dribbling out of his elbow, he discovers that he might have the world’s lamest superpower. Can he find his inner potential and win Marci’s heart? Find out in this black comedy short story.
'Henry Gumble's Garden'
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tup told me this when he got back from Oz. Henry Gumble, who's a pint short of a quart, inherited a bungalow and a piece of desert on the edge of some more of it in the outback. He decided to make a garden. But just as his- er- let's give her the benefit of the doubt, mate- lovely wife, Martha, predicted, he failed miserably. Then he uncovered a cache of fertiliser left behind by aliens
A Suitcase Full Of Blood. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
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Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 39,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Philip Eckstein is a private detective in Berlin. Not the usual sort, as you will notice quickly. One evening he finds this cool blonde, Amanda, standing in his doorway. She claims to have lost her brother and needs Eckstein to find him. A seemingly simple job which ends in a wild chase full of dead bodies and the hunt for a suitcase full of blood.
Schöne Leichen. Ein Lisa Becker Krimi
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Series: Ein Lisa Becker Krimi, Book 2. Price: $5.45 USD. Words: 55,530. Language: German. Published: January 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Die schwergewichtige Berliner Hauptkommissarin Lisa Becker und ihr Partner für alle Lebenslagen, Fabian Zonk, ermitteln wieder. Diesmal werden junge Männer in ihren Betten gefunden - tot, nackt und zum Anbeißen schön. Die Spur führt ins Fandango, ein Künstlerhaus ähnlich wie das berühmte Tacheles.
BugShot
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Price: Free! Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
When wasps take over Herb Pellem’s barn, he thinks he has a solution to the problem. His son John works for the local chemical company where they make fertilizer, defoliants and insecticides. Herb orders up a case of BugShot never suspecting how dramatically one man’s obsession can upset the balance of nature. A tongue-in-cheek glimpse into what can happen when man and nature clash.
Road Block
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,110. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The character in question has problems with his bowels and sea anemones from his disturbed imagination begin to mock him. His family is distraught, his workplace confused and the character in question must face up to his demons. He’ll need his family’s help and he’ll need to relax. Relief is at hand and everyone will sing of it.
Reject
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Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
TDX2 - Too Dull To Die
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 13,690. Language: British English. Published: January 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
Phlegm Boy takes Down a School Bully
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Bridgy’s a fourteen year old school boy who has come out gay, and he is being beaten up by the school bully who hates ‘fags’ like his dad does. Things are looking pretty grim for Bridgy until a masked saviour comes to the rescue. A parfable by the author of A Man of Fingernails and Eye’s Sleep.
Servant and Several Sillinesses
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,430. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Funny short stories and poems. Combination of timely tales and science fiction. Enjoy!