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The Search for the Dice Man
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,290. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Young Larry is about to marry his boss's daughter when the FBI shows up wanting to arrest his notorious Diceman father Luke, whose existence Larry has tried to keep hidden. His carefully ordered world crumbles. He needs to find Luke before the FBI can. His search takes him to dice centers, to a new love, to rigging the stock market, to Luke--and to total comic chaos.
Miss Goody Two-Shoes and the Devil
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,550. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013 by manoirdecrapaud. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A pebble plinks on the vast black glass dome that serves Hell and it's environs as a sky, a precursor that there is trouble in the earthly realm. The Devil is incensed as he realises that there is 'one without sin' abroad: a situation that calls for immediate action of the most radical kind, if he is to save that soul from purity and sully it with hellish deeds!
The Mayor's Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
'There was nothing in the Market Hampden fire brigade manual about getting dentists out of trees... ' Funny, touching, surreal and entertaining, this is one of a series of lively tales exposing the surprising and sometimes outrageous private life of an English market town. Welcome to Market Hampden, the lily of the south-east Midlands!
My Undead Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The heartwarming tale of a boy who must learn to accept his father, now that his father's become an undead living corpse.
Dueling Toilets
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A tongue-in-cheek tale of what happened when I flushed my toilet and the toilet in the adjacent apartment flushed back at me.
Raven on a Molehill
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 42,480. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Royston Hale is a young man with his whole life before him. He is also one of the long term unemployed. All Royston Hale wishes to do is to go camping in the countryside. Instead, much to his horror, he finds a job. Worse still, it's in a care home called 'Hilltops: Home for the Elderly, the Demented and the Misinformed.'
Mad Cop's Diary
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,660. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013 by Writers AMuse Me. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Dillinger Flakewaiter is back, this time on the police force, where he is slowly losing his mind.
A Farewell Performance
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
An actor and a gunman on a London rooftop: will the pen prove mightier than the sword? "Highly enjoyable", "very funny", "surreal, entertaining, clever and witty", "a great little story" (readers' comments). A short story taken from 'Things Lost', a collection of stories also available as an ebook.
Diabolical Love Triangle
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Lydia's love life is pure hell. Jennifer Heartland, an eminent psychiatrist with her own demons, thinks she can help but with a costly divorce and a husband to ruin curing Lydia isn't in her best financial interests just yet. Will Lydia get her life back and will Jennifer get her own back? In a city where women do anything for love the devil is in the detail.
Harps & Tears
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,190. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Harps & Tears is a dark humour thriller that centres on Bronkovski: a Polish American nuclear scientist whose wife left him for a Jewish environmentalist. He is furious, and intent on revenge against the state of Israel. When we meet him, he is making a nuclear bomb in rural Ireland's West Cork for ruthless Islamic activists.
Savage Tales
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,690. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Robert Crayola presents a volume of 50 all-new stories, spanning a variety of genres, all infused with dark humor.
Tales of Steven
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,580. Language: American English. Published: February 10, 2013 by GeneralE. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Three stories of a man who finds even the most menial tasks turning into wild adventures. Parental Advisory Notice: this book contains scenes and themes concerning violence, and includes sporadic vulgarity/profanity, which may not be suitable for younger teens.
Poduke Iz Posebne Proljetne Ponude
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Price: Free! Words: 26,620. Language: Croatian. Published: February 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zbirka priča neobičnog naslova Poduke iz posebne proljetne ponude pravi je sajam jezičnih kalambura, političkih nekorektnosti, vrlo duhovitih apsurdnih konstrukcija, egzistencijalističkog bijesa, društvene ravnodušnosti i fabularnog minimalizma. Davor Šišović (Glas Istre)
Ripping Yarns & Roaring Myths
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,920. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Henry Madigan-Carter, card shark, raconteur, inspiration for Leroux's Phantom, and time traveller extraordinaire.
ThinkFish
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alexandria Constance Shervington-Smythe has changed her name to Dolphin because she is becoming a fish. She doesn’t know what type of fish she’ll be, but she is learning fish behaviour and she is preparing herself to be a fish mum. The humour is black and the story is a reflection on living in this modern world.
Shallow Breathing
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Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Crowds make Fausto nervous. Or, to be more precise still, everything makes Fausto nervous. This presenter, for instance. He’d love to throw the radio out of the window the moment the guy goes, ‘News!’, and then proceeds to reel them off, all those boring, predictable Sunday news.
It's All About The Love
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Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
In the dim swampland of his mind Boris has always dreamed of working with fast food. And if spotty, squealing Pannager the Manager thinks he can stop him, he has another rather horrible thing coming ... Equal parts gory and humorously grotty, It's All About the Love is a short story (895 words) and includes disquieting (adult) themes.
Joe Tripician: Obras Seleccionadas, Volumen 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: Spanish. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Historias extrañas e impactantes de la mente retorcida del galardonado director y autor Tripician Joe. Se incluyen los duros cuentos de la depravación, la ciencia ficción extraña e inquietante, guiones apasionantes y sátira social perversa. Traducción realizada por Pablo Martin Agüero de Cuentos Breves.
The Paranoia Helix
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The guy’s idea of self comes from all the words spoken and written in the world. But lately they’ve got negative. And his old girlfriend’s photo of him has gone viral. He tries to engage with people by going online. But in the end he decides to write a book about his life using all the words said and written about him. Needless to say he still won’t be happy.
Artificial Intelligence
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
When a supercomputer learns to swear, is it an accident? Find out in this ebook where fiction is often stranger than truth!