Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

The Mental Institution
By
Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
For the "too sensitive" people, those with the soul of poets.
Digging The Grave
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,630. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Isabelle Cronk is a lonely, meddlesome widow. Her best friend is the latest five-minute fiction in her favourite magazine, so it's no wonder when she begins to see and hear strange things from her next door neighbours.... her imagination goes into overdrive. Is her quiet neighbour a victim of Isabelle's fantasy world or is she something more sinister? Follow Isabelle through 24 hours of nail bitin
Tastes Like Chicken
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: American English. Published: October 3, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hannah and Carla are out to save the world, one person at a time. They are particularly pleased one day to find an old man, oppressed by society, who needs their saving. Never was a man so happy to be saved.
I Dream Analyze Genie
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
The story of the genie in the magic lamp is an old one, told many times. And, more often than not, things do not end well for the poor unfortunate who stumbles across the lamp. Which of course raises one important question: After all these years hasn't anyone figured out rubbing an old lamp is a BAD idea?
The Hundred Years Farce
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,650. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(5.00 from 1 review)
The United States invaded México in 1846! What if they never left? See what the world might look like if the Old South had acquired the territory of México before the Civil War. This alternative history covers the period from 1846 to 1946 and indulges in political satire that is more relevant than ever.
Dad’s Down Under
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,360. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2012 by Short Story Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short Story Press Presents Dad’s Down Under by Chad Collins Dad’s Down Under is a funny, witty, and wholehearted foray into the mind of an eighteen year old present for his abusive father’s funeral. The story’s short narrative structure permits an impeccable flow of narrative that manages to be consistently surprising as the author deftly balances humor and emotion.
Reruns ad Infinitum
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Uh, Harvey. You're dead. But it's still all about you, pal. Live with it.
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues
By
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Post-Apocalyptic TP Blues is the tale of a not particularly likeable fellow named Norman Joyner. A doomcryer from birth- Norman gets his wish when 94% of the population dies of the flu. When the dust clears- Norman has a plan to rule what remains of America- one little white square of TP at a time.
The Earworm Inception
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,950. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
These mad stories make up the latest by Jon Konrath, a collection of 20 flash fiction narratives that cross between metafiction and experimental prose, telling grim and absurd fast-paced tales about Konrath's life in a twisted fashion.
Fistful of Pizza
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,860. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Bizarro tales of woe by Jon Konrath, author of Rumored to Exist. This metafictional collection of surrealist fiction is compiled from Konrath’s long-running web site, The Wrath of Kon, and includes “My Friend, The Jihadist”, and nine other pieces of gonzo fiction written from a grim and twisted point of view.
Bollywood Extras
By
Price: Free! Words: 69,240. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » Asian
(4.90 from 20 reviews)
"Bollywood Extras" is like "Lolita" meets "The Day of the Locust", but set in contemporary India not America and staged against a backdrop of rabid religious terrorism. Written with the uniquely black, comedic, literary flair Dr Starrs is renown for, this, his 3rd novel, boldly captures the feel of Mumbai and the small-time players in its big-time film industry, with style, humor and originality.
Splig and Dint
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Commander Splig and Lt. Dint are two aliens with a mission: to sit on their ass and monitor Earth communications for five years. Their years of boredom and near lunacy come to a horrific end when confronted with a video showing their beloved space navy hero Yablo Dan dissected by human beings. Splig and Dint set aside their differences and plan their revenge.
Balls
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Matthew and Winston are in Italy on important business - but Matthew wants one final adventure before he ties the knot with his fiancee back home in the States. As Matthew drags Winston across Italy on a paranoid pursuit of murderers, Winston has a trick of his own waiting up the sleeve of his expensive suit...
The Dead Celebrity Space Corps
By
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
It's sad when a celebrity dies before their time. But, what if they're not really dead? What if they've just been recruited to a higher purpose?
Harvey Shmidlap Seeks the Perfect Cheesecake
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,780. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Distilled from Polish peasant stock Harvey Shmidlap is only destined for greatness in terms of his belt size. But he has a half baked plan to achieve fame. When the Eponymous Food Association, the international body for naming foods, tastes his mother's cheesecake, the name Shmidlap will live forever on people's lips! Harvey's hilarious quest to get the recipe from his mother is a delicious tale.
Crazy Rich
By
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012 by Risque Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Peyton Chandler, a high-powered real estate broker to the wealthy, is about to close on the biggest deal of her career until things get crazy thanks to her eclectic and eccentric clients, Manhattan socialite Avery Carlyle, her newly betrothed cuckold of a fiance Dr. Stuart Nussbaum and a hyperactive trio of pampered pooches.
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,230. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The zombie apocalypse has begun... and it's funnier than you would have thought.
Brian: Faded
By
Price: Free! Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.90 from 10 reviews)
Brian is a faded rock star, still trying to cash in on his childhood fame. But when he meets former hippie, Rain, he gets more than he bargained for. This story contains content that is not suitable for children.
You Say It Without Laughing
By
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.
The Pity Party
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Down on your luck? Why not throw an old fashioned pity party? Invite your friends!