Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Bang Bang
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,540. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2012 by Necro Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Bang Bang has everything a dark comedy should have including, but not limited to: murder, love, murder, alcohol, murder, stereotyping, murder, Beatles music, murder, family, murder, public transportation, and even murder. In case you haven’t figured it out, there’s a whole lotta murder in this book. The hilariously untrue story of funeral home serial killers and hammer hijinks.
Once Bitten
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 78,780. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Private investigator John Harker thinks he's seen it all. But when a desperate woman begs him to find her missing daughter, John quickly learns there are many things in the Florida Keys that are best left unseen...and some secrets that are best left undiscovered.
The Velveteen Killer Rabbit
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 9,050. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A darkly humorous parody of the children's classic, The Velveteen Killer Rabbit is the story of a toy Rabbit whose desire to be loved by a child and become Real drives him to less than cuddly deeds. Enhanced with hilarious illustrations inspired by the original artwork of William Nicholson, this twisted tale will leave you in stitches and make you fall in love with the murderous bunny.
Rush to Fairy Dell
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Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 98,850. Language: Australian English. Published: November 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
Smashwords Writing Duel
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 7,860. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
(4.63 from 8 reviews)
Trevor Ian Thomson was one clever guy. He began reviewing on Smashwords, taking great pleasure criticising mistakes within stories, be they bad spelling to bad grammar. But when challenged to write his own story by an author called Jack Van Mason the reviews he received where at times as critical as his own. The only difference being that there criticism fell upon his ideas and originality.
Sherwood Ltd
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012 by MWiDP. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Sherwood. The name immediately conjures up images of Richard Greene, Michael Praed and Russel Crowe. Or maybe that sly fox in the Disney version. Only, in Anne R. Allen's latest rom-com mystery the fox is a coyote and there's no Robin Hood. Or is there?
Clowns on Parade
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Price: Free! Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
The circus has come to Dyson Springs. The line is long, but Jason hatches a plan to sneak in. It's a strange night to be playing with clowns.
Temporary Detective
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
An anthology of stories based on Sam Callow's temporary assignment at the Nick Drake Detective Agency. Nick leaves Sam in charge to simply wait for a package–then promptly disappears. Sam decides to assume Nick's identity and is soon involved in multiple murder investigations. Sam relies on his vast network of well-placed temp associates to help him solve strange cases while trying to stay alive.
Paradise Lost (Alex Kaidan S01E01)
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Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E01. Price: Free! Words: 14,900. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Being unable to name your space ship is less of a problem when there's only one ship in the Human 'fleet', besides Alex Kaidan only really borrowed it. More of a problem is Earth being paved with only a few survivors. Alex's mission is to rescue any remaining Humans being held by alien races. A mission made harder by the fact that a catastrophically decimated population is not an employers' market
Cereal Box Surprise
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,510. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
Death by Sweet Tart
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 92,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The world becomes plagued. Violet is lost. Lost Secret is shut down. How will anything be saved? It all starts with a family meal, and ends in tragic blood. Pat becomes a carrier for the Rogue Plague, a disease that brings vicious death to those who eat junk food. The world searches desperately for the cure, and something is found in Violet.
The Carnage from Fords Beach
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Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 99,490. Language: Australian English. Published: October 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in trouble and tears.
Quartet for Three
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Tragedy strikes top-rated TV show "Symphonic Idol" when one of the musical judges is found dead onstage, and everyone's a suspect in this classical twist on the detective story...
Mondays with Langford
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Price: Free! Words: 1,780. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story about a mischievous being tormenting a Catholic priest. Cover by S. Rain Lawrence.
217 Eden Street
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,700. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If he wasn't getting dragged into yet another argument between his neighbors, Andy and Gert, Beau Farneuff could enjoy Sunday football. Though, it isn't long before Beau suspects he'll no longer have to worry about it, when Gert suddenly disappears. The story her husband tells is less than believable. But before Beau will be able to enjoy another game, he and his wife Nora must find out for sure.
No Zombies Allowed
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 14,010. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
A collection of 13 stories with a humorous twist, in No Zombies Allowed you will visit an unusual neighborhood where the undead come together for a little fun. Zombies are people too, holding bar-b-q’s on the Fourth of July, or going to work to provide for their family.
Приключения «дедушки» Ленина и кучки негодяев или правдивое изложение событий 1918 года
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 25,810. Language: Russian. Published: October 14, 2012 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Adventures of "grandpa" Lenin and a handful of scoundrels or the truthful account of the events of 1918 A vicious political satire and black humor. No ethics, political correctness and "smeared on a plate" gentle irony.
Act Locally
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 118,390. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Act Locally is a twisted little jaunt through a small southern town that plays kick-the-can with all things sacred. If you like Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, Carl Hiaasen or Eudora Welty, you'll love Act Locally!
The Mental Institution
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Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
For the "too sensitive" people, those with the soul of poets.
Digging The Grave
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,630. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Isabelle Cronk is a lonely, meddlesome widow. Her best friend is the latest five-minute fiction in her favourite magazine, so it's no wonder when she begins to see and hear strange things from her next door neighbours.... her imagination goes into overdrive. Is her quiet neighbour a victim of Isabelle's fantasy world or is she something more sinister? Follow Isabelle through 24 hours of nail bitin