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The Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
After a war that nearly wipes everyone out, famine becomes the biggest problem as the toxic aftermath won't allow any growth. All of the plants and animals are nearly gone and people are dwindling. Then scientist come through by setting up farms in the vacant skyscrapers, using artificial sunlight and a sophisticated watering system. This story focuses on the regular schlubs that guard the farm.
There Is No Truth To The Rumour
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Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Modern Fables for a modern age. A timely reminder that not all fables will remain timeless.
The Corrective Collective
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When meek and spineless cuckold Norman accepts the help of The Corrective Collective, a wise cracking rhinoceros and monkey, to unleash his inner id and improve his lowly station in life, he gets more than he proverbially bargained for to the detriment of everyone around him. Short Story. Approx. 5000 words.
Gas in the Stomach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A whimsical tale about a dad who has his face drawn on his obese stomach by his loving daughter, who sings a made up rhyme as she goes; with happy consequences for all of the family. It is hoped this little story might highlight the dramatic effect obesity has on families.
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
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Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
The Least Resistance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,360. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
11 year old Sarah almost dies during a violent gang attack. Aged 21 she starts a new job in an I.T. office and is confronted in the pub after work by her stalker who over the next few years becomes an increasing presence in her life and the situation quickly builds to one of nightmarish proportions. Her judo skills will keep her safe, or will they? A comedy thriller set in the everyday world.
Oceanus, Celebrities and the useful Role that is Forging his Happiness
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Oceanus has got a job seating a celebrity couple at engagements using his oversized hands. It’s a job which gives him pleasure and pain, and over dinner he discusses this dilemma with his mum. She feeds him while he talks and challenges him on the question of who is really being used.
Chet Finley vs. The Machines of Fate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 95,050. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013 by Planet 99 Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Chet Finley is having the worst day of his life. Dumped by his girlfriend and fired from his latest job, Chet’s day gets even worse when he uncovers a galactic conspiracy controlling all life on Earth. Banding together with a haywire robot and a shape-shifting assassin, Chet sets out into a universe unlike anything he could have imagined.
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
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Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)
Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld Volume 1
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Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren, Special 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,260. Language: British English. Published: February 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Nicolette Mace is a private investigator out of necessity, not choice. With her family dead & nowhere else to turn she had to learn to stand on her own two feet & live the only way her father ever taught her to. Life is fast paced, dangerous & filled with more gunfire than a gangster film, but isn't all big cases, excitement & arch enemies. Follow her day to day musings taken from her online blog
The Search for the Dice Man
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 109,290. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Young Larry is about to marry his boss's daughter when the FBI shows up wanting to arrest his notorious Diceman father Luke, whose existence Larry has tried to keep hidden. His carefully ordered world crumbles. He needs to find Luke before the FBI can. His search takes him to dice centers, to a new love, to rigging the stock market, to Luke--and to total comic chaos.
Miss Goody Two-Shoes and the Devil
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,550. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2013 by manoirdecrapaud. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A pebble plinks on the vast black glass dome that serves Hell and it's environs as a sky, a precursor that there is trouble in the earthly realm. The Devil is incensed as he realises that there is 'one without sin' abroad: a situation that calls for immediate action of the most radical kind, if he is to save that soul from purity and sully it with hellish deeds!
The Mayor's Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
'There was nothing in the Market Hampden fire brigade manual about getting dentists out of trees... ' Funny, touching, surreal and entertaining, this is one of a series of lively tales exposing the surprising and sometimes outrageous private life of an English market town. Welcome to Market Hampden, the lily of the south-east Midlands!
My Undead Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The heartwarming tale of a boy who must learn to accept his father, now that his father's become an undead living corpse.
Dueling Toilets
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A tongue-in-cheek tale of what happened when I flushed my toilet and the toilet in the adjacent apartment flushed back at me.
Raven on a Molehill
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 42,480. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Royston Hale is a young man with his whole life before him. He is also one of the long term unemployed. All Royston Hale wishes to do is to go camping in the countryside. Instead, much to his horror, he finds a job. Worse still, it's in a care home called 'Hilltops: Home for the Elderly, the Demented and the Misinformed.'
Mad Cop's Diary
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,660. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013 by Writers AMuse Me. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Dillinger Flakewaiter is back, this time on the police force, where he is slowly losing his mind.
A Farewell Performance
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
An actor and a gunman on a London rooftop: will the pen prove mightier than the sword? "Highly enjoyable", "very funny", "surreal, entertaining, clever and witty", "a great little story" (readers' comments). A short story taken from 'Things Lost', a collection of stories also available as an ebook.
Diabolical Love Triangle
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Lydia's love life is pure hell. Jennifer Heartland, an eminent psychiatrist with her own demons, thinks she can help but with a costly divorce and a husband to ruin curing Lydia isn't in her best financial interests just yet. Will Lydia get her life back and will Jennifer get her own back? In a city where women do anything for love the devil is in the detail.