Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

The Anarchist (...or about how everything I own is covered in a fine red dust)
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Price: Free! Words: 14,930. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A short story about idealism and its literal implications.
Bee Keeping for Cats
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Under the soft fur of every domestic cat beats the heart of a killer and if you think your cat is an exception, think again! Do you know what it gets up to when out on the prowl? Or what it is planning as it lies on your lap, eyes closed purring in ecstasy? All cats are killers! This confession by a lovable tabby takes you humorously and chillingly into the evil machinations of the feline mind!
The Newly Discovered Diaries of Doctor Kristal
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
A black comedy set in the Swinging Sixties (1963-4) and revealed through the diaries of a doctor – 35 years old and still a virgin – whose curious obsessions drive him to start murdering his patients.
A Wedding, My Family and Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 15,280. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Two things were glowing in Violet's life. Her love with Simon, husband and father of the baby to be, and the strange blue light of the family ghosts. Back from their pre-wedding honeymoon, ready to get stuck into the next building project, as Violet plans the wedding. No drama for a "normal" family, but this was the Shayde's. There was one tiny detail to sort out. Harmony wanted to be bridesmaid
Goobersville Breakdown
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,410. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
You think you’ve got troubles? Meet Neil Nudelman who’s down and out in Upstate New York. Disaster lives with Neil Nudelman. Feeding his family from dumpsters, he’s arrested, beaten, harassed by his neighbors and betrayed by friends. Sounds horrible? But it’s not! In fact, Lieberman has pulled off one of the funniest books of the decade. You’ll laugh until it hurts.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Issue Four July 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
But Billy Can't Fly
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,500. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014 by Author Way Limited. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
At over six feet tall, blonde and blue-eyed, Billy looks like an Adonis, but he is simple minded, not the full shilling, one slice less than a sandwich, not quite right in the head. When you meet him you might not notice at first, but after a couple of minutes it becomes apparent. Billy’s story is darkly funny, poignant and tragic. Full of stereotypical prejudices, it offends on every level,
Finding Perfection
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 14,560. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Follow the humorous misadventures of a University freshman in a Nigerian University as he searches for good grades, acceptance and Love. After a series of misfortunes he lands the hottest girl in school. Is she Miss Perfect?
The Search For Ethan
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 60,080. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
An evening’s hallucinogenic experimentation ends in tragedy for two young friends, propelling them on a darkly comic search for redemption. (contains swearing, and some drug references)
Finger "Censored In Russia" ( Палец "Отрезанный Цензурой")
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: Russian. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Russian story about the struggle of gays and hard worker homophobe. История про противостояние мужика-гомофоба и людей нетрадиционной ориентации, которые случайно оказались соседями. Содержит ненормативную лексику.
Pustiso ni Betsy
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“KUWENTO NG TEACHER NAMIN NOONG Grade 5, yung kapatid niyang babae, pagkatapos daw niyang magbunot ng buhok sa kili-kili, inutusan daw niya yung kapatid niyang bumili ng TAWAS dahil naubos na daw yung deodorant niya. Pero huli na nang malaman niyang KLOROX pala yung nailagay sa kili-kili niya!”
Women of Wrath
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
WHEN THE DEVIL GIVES YOU A JOB… You do it. She won’t listen to arguments, and she won’t give you her reasons, so don’t bother asking. I know this, because even by Hell’s standards, I’ve been here a long time. So begins Livvy's new career in Gluttony.
A Forest Tale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A Forest Tale is a modern day adaption of Little Red Riding Hood that is set in some fog-shrouded mountains of the Orient. Follow a fully-mature lady in red as she decides to take a long walk in the forest on a balmy, autumn day.
I Was Supposed To Be Paying Attention
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,460. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
While everyone else was listening to the instructor or securing dates with attractive classmates, Henry P. Mahone was horsing around with a pen and spiral notebook. These early, macabrely humorous short stories are all he has to show for his squandered education.
The Camilla Randall Mysteries Box Set
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 253,290. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Camilla Randall Mysteries: Snarky, delicious fun. Bridget Jones meet Miss Marple. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Deep Time
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?
Hello Dear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They’d met at a party and Martin was very charming toward her and they began seeing each other. After some time and when Martin wanted intimacy she couldn’t and they decided to break it off. Sometime later a strange creature came to her. Martin? A yowie parfable by the author of Psychic Nosehairs.
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 78,470. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.