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11 Mindboggling Shorts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had...
8 Short Free Stories by Leonard Treman
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Price: Free! Words: 5,020. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Calendar Days
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,380. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
These six short stories explore the human condition in ways that may amuse. The focus is on days or events picked out in the calendar and adhered to by tens of millions. Why do we bother with the hassle of Thanksgiving? Is Easter about a bunny? Does Christmas mean a time of goodwill or homicide? Dining with people you detest. Still wishing to flout the rules? And dark days revisited by accident.
Surviving America's Sweetheart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,870. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would happen if the Bachelorette found herself in the Hunger Games? Riley Davenport has it all. She’s America’s Sweetheart, the lucky woman seeking her true love from a pool of twenty-five handsome bachelors. All she has to do is survive. Riley must fight murderous demons, boring angels and jaded TV hosts for her happily ever after.
Jurassic Jack in - Banana Bottom Blues
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A cheese-loving rock star T.Rex seeks fame in Britain, but gets captured and forced to play on TV.
Revolver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Inspired by selections from T.S. Eliot's "Waste Land" and Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godat, Revolver is a tale of one man's journey into insanity. Ernie has lost his job, his home, and his health medication in a downward spiral that he eventually begins to enjoy as he finds a replacement job, a possible unrequited love he doesn't understand, and a revolver.
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Coming To China
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 11,730. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Coming to China is a comic and entertaining book that tells you so much about the funny life of an average black migrant to China. It also exposes you to the challenges they face daily as they try to seek a living. As usual, the author is at his best to make your day with scenes that will rock away your boredom and hectic day.Chinese are funny and this book captures and serves it hot and spicy.
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Halibut's End Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wilfred, an excellent businessman and negotiator, believes a well publicized personal tragedy will improve his tattered reputation. Halibut, an honest accountant, is hiding out in an isolated cabin Wilfred owns. When Wilfred flies in with the blindfolded, apparently lifeless body of his fifth wife, Halibut sees a suspicious number but he's certain his employer has a well documented explanation.
Hero Complex (My Dark and Fearsome Queen x1)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,490. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014 by Pulp Electronique. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When the girls of the Lysander Spooner High School Drama Club need a guy for their play, they abduct Erik Schumacher from the library and force him to audition. He has everything they need -- namely, he's a guy and has a cute butt. If he can act, that'll be a nice bonus. But Erik soon discovers there's more to the drama club than meets the eye -- and there's good reason all the other guys quit.
Meow Right Now
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 75,630. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014 by Permuted Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Movie director Dennis March becomes infected by a parasitic alien amidst a zombie apocalypse. With his mind altered, he films the movie he believes will save his career and salvage his reputation. It’s not until the alien spaceship lands and he figures out who truly is to blame that March must decide whether to defeat his enemies or to join them in consuming the souls of all mankind.
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.
Bless the Bunnies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.
Divine Providence
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 44,400. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by Ian C. Dawkins Moore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short stories and poems that acknowledge the human condition is twenty parts faith and eighty parts fate. Divine Province follows Jeffrey, who returns home to Hawai-i for his father’s funeral, only to be sucked into his family’s gangster past.
Hometown News
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 78,170. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Although the local newspaper has been central to the identity and life of American cities large and small, few readers know what goes on inside its newsroom. Hometown News takes you behind the scenes as a new generation takes command and brings vision to a mid-American industrial city. But more and more, this colorful team discovers the bottom line battles the deadline. Who wins in the end?
Lizzie and the Highwayman
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 14,550. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
The Lone Highwayman is a ruthless villain robbing stagecoaches around the Texas countryside despite the best efforts of a Texas Ranger. Doing his best to dodge the Ranger's traps, The Lone Highwayman finds his biggest nemesis to be neither snakes nor the Ranger, but rather a young woman who will alter the course of his life forever.
Last Will and Testicle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Suburban husband finds himself looking for the sort of vicarious thrill only prancing through his neighbor's kitchen naked can bring! In the style of Donald E. Westlake.