Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Love is Not Free. The Price is 99 Cents.
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Price: $4.49 USD. Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Rudolf Kerkhoven's latest novel, Love is not free. The price is 99 cents. is a darkly comedic romantic-drama.
150 Totally Fresh Fully Mint School Jokes Bru!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wise man once told me that 'a school is like a pop tart inverted in a chicken window'. Whilst I cannot ensure that you will be imparted with such wisdom by enjoying these 150 totally fresh fully mint school jokes... I know you will at least have a laugh :)... bru.
Dave The Penguin
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You set the price! Words: 44,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A comical story of one penguin's experiences of the collective mind. From humble beginnings to ultimate knowledge, spiritual experience, and power - which were all, clearly, given to the wrong penguin. Some Penguins are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. But none of these applied to Dave.
Барут в страната Еуфория
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Series: Български разкази / Bulgarian Short Stories. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 38,910. Language: Bulgarian. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Нови разкази от автора на: Въжеиграчът Карой Очи на сляп език, език на болен Слънчев бряг – код жълто Хумористични и други разкази
Stoner, Unincorporated
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,160. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
Common Sense For Morons
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Do you know a moron that could use some advice? This book's 250 somewhat useful, humorous, and off-the-wall tips may help cut down on moronic behavior.
Living in Ashton
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,410. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
Lost in the immense sweep of the prairie, the people of Ashton live a simpler life. Defined by a main street with a post office and a grocer, a rink and the police station, Ashton is bounded by the dump to the south, where the Frisians live, and to the north farmer Lohmer owns a spread so vast that the town registry has lost count of his holdings, and from the east come the storms.
They Say You Can't Judge Me
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 40,870. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Steven Tully. You can call him Steve. Or 'geez', if you prefer. With his hopes of finding employment fading as fast as his Bangkok sun-tan, Steve is forced to resort to desperate measures as the pressure to join the flock of over-educated under-achievers mounts. Yet what begins as a bus journey to the Job Centre trying to hide his man boobs soon becomes a journey of hilarious self-discovery.
Ben Trovato's Art of Survival
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 49,560. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: December 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Around 50 people die unnatural deaths every day in South Africa. This creates the impression that it's a violent country. It's not. We're just rubbish at surviving. This essential guide will help you – wherever you live – to survive armed robberies, shark attacks, smoking, drowning, biological warfare, pregnancy, old age, alien invasion, drunk driving, brake failure and even suicide.
A Trillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,610. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is soon to be reunited with his pregnant girlfriend, his genie pal and his infant son. Unfortunately, the light is a lot brighter than Dennis bargained for. He and his friends soon face adversity at every turn as they try to reclaim the lives they left behind years before.
The Cult of Truland
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Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 88,270. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Cult of Truland is a contemporary satire in the page-turning tradition of Christopher Buckley and Carl Hiaasen. Set in the world of Hollywood and celebrity media, it tracks the scandals, crimes and lustful relationships of paparazzi icon Jake Truland, a true hero of the post-TMZ age. A skilled rogue, Jake’s singular quest is to become the most famous person in the world.
In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles" is a bittersweet short story about the life of an artist and the cascade of snowballing ironies in that life. The artist is Everyman, but with innermost feelings revealed too graphically for comfort. The artist's works present a corrupting temptation to those around him, yet he considers himself the most corrupted of all.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
Aldiqua
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Price: $6.79 USD. Words: 32,680. Language: Italian. Published: November 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Arrivare tardi a un appuntamento di lavoro può costare il licenziamento. Questo vale per tutti, anche per la Morte. A causa di ciò il “tristo mietitore” sarà anche bandito dall'aldilà e condannato a vivere per sempre sulla Terra, dove si troverà a fare i conti con le debolezze di un nuovo corpo fisico e le contraddizioni di un mondo che conosce pochissimo. Ma i problemi non finisco qui...
The Smiths are Going to Jupiter: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
In a last ditch effort to save his dysfunctional family life, William Smith takes his wife and kids on a trip to the planet Jupiter, in this darkly comedic portrait of a futuristic society.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Boring People, Spectacular Clothes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Marian only wants to design clothes. She wants to produce spectacular works of art. Items to be remembered—and regarded—through the ages. But she must also contend with the boring people. Those who, in lieu of skill, craft and taste, make demands of her. A story which collides practicality and creativity. Boring People, Spectacular Clothes: A Short Story.
Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it.
Mega Millions
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Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014 by Stealth Fiction. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Joshua Harris is just the average blue collar guy, until one night he decides to buy a lotto ticket with his usual pack of beer. It turns out that the Jackpot winner might be someone from his town, however, Josh's life spirals into hilarity when he realizes that he can't find the ticket.