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The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Министерство на слънцето
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,340. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
История за абсурда на администрацията и безсилието пред бюрокрацията, разказана с много хумор, пиперлив език, романтика и въображение.
The Back Page
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 87,520. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet a single dad, hapless news editor on the side, as he sits back and watches the newspaper industry decline into trashy tabloidism, while his own life descends into the same inky soup.
Colin the Bakelite-Man
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,760. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014 by Kevin Paul Woodrow. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
All Colin wants to do is go home at the end of a working day and have a cuppa. This proves to be quite difficult as he’s been murdered, kidnapped and resurrected, and is now a captive on a spaceship - 1000 years later. His captors blame him for the death of planet Earth, and also want to put him on their version of “Big Brother,” which is more than a good enough reason for him to escape!
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Implicit Incentives and the Neurobiology of Stupidity, Corruption and Disaster
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Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Careers
This career-development program is the first to take our basest instinctual behavior patterns and cultural power structures into account, unlike the extensive body of literature that naively assumes you are working with rational agents. You will come away with a neural-hijacking toolbox to help you manipulate the neural networks of those you want to influence for your own gain.
Halibut's End Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wilfred, an excellent businessman and negotiator, believes a well publicized personal tragedy will improve his tattered reputation. Halibut, an honest accountant, is hiding out in an isolated cabin Wilfred owns. When Wilfred flies in with the blindfolded, apparently lifeless body of his fifth wife, Halibut sees a suspicious number but he's certain his employer has a well documented explanation.
Hero Complex (My Dark and Fearsome Queen x1)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,490. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014 by Pulp Electronique. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When the girls of the Lysander Spooner High School Drama Club need a guy for their play, they abduct Erik Schumacher from the library and force him to audition. He has everything they need -- namely, he's a guy and has a cute butt. If he can act, that'll be a nice bonus. But Erik soon discovers there's more to the drama club than meets the eye -- and there's good reason all the other guys quit.
March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 75,630. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014 by Permuted Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Movie director Dennis March becomes infected by a parasitic alien amidst a zombie apocalypse. With his mind altered, he films the movie he believes will save his career and salvage his reputation. It’s not until the alien spaceship lands and he figures out who truly is to blame that March must decide whether to defeat his enemies or to join them in consuming the souls of all mankind.
Divine Providence
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 44,400. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by Ian C. Dawkins Moore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short stories and poems that acknowledge the human condition is twenty parts faith and eighty parts fate. Divine Province follows Jeffrey, who returns home to Hawai-i for his father’s funeral, only to be sucked into his family’s gangster past.
Hometown News
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 78,170. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Although the local newspaper has been central to the identity and life of American cities large and small, few readers know what goes on inside its newsroom. Hometown News takes you behind the scenes as a new generation takes command and brings vision to a mid-American industrial city. But more and more, this colorful team discovers the bottom line battles the deadline. Who wins in the end?
Dani's Shorts 3
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
Days and Lies
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 78,490. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"Days and lies" is a psychological thriller, set in the University town of Madison, Wisconsin, that is guaranteed to keep you guessing. Yes. A twelve mile system of tunnels really does exist below the campus. So does the Willy Web, the Lair, and the answer to how a little girl becomes invisible. .
Reaper
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 51,910. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014 by Melange Books, LLC. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Oz, an employee of The Department of Creative Death and Ironic Punishment, is mostly content doling out death from his ancient typewriter, until he wins the office lottery. A new assignment – to return to the world of the living as a Reaper. He is given a body and a second chance at life, soon Oz begins to wonder if being a Reaper is really a prize or a punishment.
Idle Tastes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You know the story: A group of friends have moved back home after college. They're not sure of their place in the world or what to do with their lives now. So they decide to eat someone.
There's Something About Dying
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Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 88,280. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A dead street performer lies in the road with a severed neck, seemingly run over by a unicycle in a cold-blooded act of murder. When another body is discovered soon after, it becomes clear that a serial killer is on the loose in Old Liston. The mildly anticipated sequel to Shadow of the Badger is another gripping tale of death, police incompetence, midgets and lettuce.
Shadow of the Badger
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Price: $3.49 USD. Words: 96,920. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A powerful tale of murder, kidnapping, revenge, midgets and lettuce set in the rural town of Old Liston.
Cats & Crayons
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Series: Adriana Island Cats, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,190. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Holly and Ben take in two squatters. Jason’s artwork is brilliant and Jody is blind. But Jody’s parents think Jason is a drug addict and will do anything to regain control of their daughter. Ben’s mother fosters an unmanageable cat and, looming over all, is Holly’s up-coming sixtieth birthday.