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The Zombie Hunter's Bible PLUS: 4-Book Set
By Raymund Hensley
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
This 4-book set makes the perfect gift for readers that enjoy their horror with a slash of humor. Includes "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter", "Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill", "Sweat Zombies", "The Zombie Hunter's Bible", and a preview of "Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin)".
Human Rights
By Damon Rathe
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,160. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What would happen if a zombie suddenly became ethical? What if it wasn't happy with the organised zombie society it was forced to work within? What if it wanted to save human kind before they became extinct but had to eliminate the super mutant zombie overlords to do this? Could they live in peace with human kind? These are all the normal everyday questions you would expect during the apocalypse.
The Midnight Vampire Trap
By L.S. Richards
Price: Free! Words: 23,270. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
The Wake Crasher
By Robert Durrant
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,030. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2014 by Moulin Publications. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
A book for young adults and parents alike. Young adults so they can join in the fun as their peers take a bizarre route to an easy life of free food, drink and as a means to find a date. For the parents, it is so that they can discover the sorts of things their kids get up to, even as they enter into adulthood, despite all the care and guidance given during their upbringing.
Two Miles of Bay
By Margaret Cioffi
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014 by Black Rose Writing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two Miles of Bay, a speck of a town about two miles wide, needs more tourists and decides to hire an advertising agency. The town council believe that all great advertising comes from New York City. They run an ad in the New York Times and after receiving dozens of responses they choose three agencies to compete for their business.
Laikanist Times
By Dylan Malik Orchard
Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The tale of three species, one going mad, one destroying the world and the other long extinct but all tied to the little green and blue ball of stuff we call home. While the dogs start seeing things, the bald chimps go to space and humanity just goes the future looks far from bright. Unless you're a sloth of course.
Bite Club
By Hal Bodner
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 115,040. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Welcome to West Hollywood. The Creative City. Liberal and welcoming. Free from discrimination and hatred. A safe place to live if you’re gay. But West Hollywood isn't safe anymore... Someone in town has a macabre passion for beautiful young men. Healthy, gym-toned male bodies keep turning up, tortured, drained of blood, missing parts and quite, quite dead.
The Quest for Truth
By Jonathan-David Jackson
Series: Paranoia, Book 2. Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 75,300. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The continuing dark and funny story of Oscar, Penelope, Jim, and Mr. Hodge the hedgehog. They must take back their town from Dr. Boggs, stop the Red Fist Army, and discover the truth. Things go wrong in the worst possible way, and Oscar finds himself among a group of refugees with surprising mental abilities. As his journey goes on, he finds out more of the truth than he would have ever thought.
Extreme Dentistry
By Hugh A. D. Spencer
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 13, 2014 by Brain Lag. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Middle-aged, middle-income and lapsed Mormon Arthur Percy felt his life lurch from a difficult normality onto the rails of a carnival ride heading somewhere too much like the Twilight Zone for his liking. Perhaps it is more the “Anti-Twilight Zone” that Arthur enters—where vampires and ghouls are not gorgeous but genetic parasites from a hideous communal intelligence known as the Hive.
The Prophecies Triptych Complete
By Eric Guindon
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 154,840. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Magic! Prophecies! Cultists! Demons! ...and Oliver? Oliver Kirkle had a normal life until prophecies got in the way. A multitude of cults, each with its own interpretation of the prophecies, think Oliver is their messiah. Unfortunately for Oliver, that's the only thing they agree about... ˃˃˃ Includes all three books of the Prophecies Triptych series
Scraps & Chum
By Ryan C. Thomas
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2014 by Grand Mal Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
A collection of (mostly) previously unpublished stories by award-winning journalist and cult horror author Ryan C. Thomas. From zombies to monsters to ghosts and more, Thomas weaves unique tales that will send a chill up your spine.
Missing, Presumed Undead
By Jeremy Davies
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014 by Satalyte Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Here, the legend of Franklin ‘Stubby’ Mynos begins: a be-spectacled minotaur with a mind for Kryptic Krosswords and a stomach for Hurghian coffee. There’s a killer on the loose, which is hardly news in a City crawlin’ with killers; but this killer—The Hightown Hacker—is killing the wrong kinds of people, in the wrong kinds of places. City commerce is suffering.
Drowning in the Shallow End
By Charlie Mellor
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,800. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A darkly comic memoir about a secret obsession, revealing the depths to which people can sink, before they realise they’re in too deep. For years, all Charlie Mellor wanted was to meet the alluring Pennie Fenton. Unfortunately for him, this wish came true. Captivation with the corrupting Miss Fenton soon developed into an overpowering obsession which sent his life spiralling out of control.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
By Cameron Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.
A Rotten Core
By Angie Hulme
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,740. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Fairytales. Myths. The lie of eternal happiness without consequences, without effort. The rotten core that feeds the impossible story. Here is a collection of stories that bring the rotten core to the surface. Stories where the happy ending is anything but guaranteed.
High Voltage
By Eirik Gumeny
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2014 by Jersey Devil Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Witty and wired, HIGH VOLTAGE, the third novel in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series, is the post-apocalyptic dark comedy for anyone who wishes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy had more dick jokes or Clerks had more homicidal old lady ghosts. And, you know, was a book.
Every Man A Thermo Nuclear Device
By Grant P Cunningham
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,860. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wild New York love story with no redeeming merits other than being both fun and funny.
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By Philip Matthews
Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 91,850. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ossie Rising, boss of Rising Transport Services and a noted philanthropist, vanished a while ago en route to Sarajevo. His wife, Cissy, now runs the business. But Ossie's wild brother, Zed, is back after his failure to make it big in the world, and - coincidentally - Rising trucks are now implicated in drug smuggling. An awkward situation, now made worse by the news that Ossie may not be dead...
Innocent Bystander
By Grant P Cunningham
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Described in reviews as "This little gem . . ." INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book of humor, love, madness, sculpture, philosophy and art in a splendid city by the sea. If you love life and fun, INNOCENT BYSTANDER is a book you will remember.
Other People's Shit
By C.V. Hunt
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
There’s a pandemic. People are turning into clowns. Society isn’t interested in finding a cure or treating the infected as humans. But when unconventional couriers begin to harass the contaminated, and clowns start disappearing, a band of transformed coworkers set out to find answers.