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Encounters 2
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Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional)
Encounters 2 is another delightful, although embellished, true story about encounters with critters. You will love this new character who refuses boredom, dares to take control of her own fate, finds her place in the world and dreams to do the impossible.
A Wedding, My Family and Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 15,280. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Two things were glowing in Violet's life. Her love with Simon, husband and father of the baby to be, and the strange blue light of the family ghosts. Back from their pre-wedding honeymoon, ready to get stuck into the next building project, as Violet plans the wedding. No drama for a "normal" family, but this was the Shayde's. There was one tiny detail to sort out. Harmony wanted to be bridesmaid
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Volume Four July 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Pustiso ni Betsy
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“KUWENTO NG TEACHER NAMIN NOONG Grade 5, yung kapatid niyang babae, pagkatapos daw niyang magbunot ng buhok sa kili-kili, inutusan daw niya yung kapatid niyang bumili ng TAWAS dahil naubos na daw yung deodorant niya. Pero huli na nang malaman niyang KLOROX pala yung nailagay sa kili-kili niya!”
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
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Price: Free! Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sparks fly when Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
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Price: Free! Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
WTF? This is a Liberal Utopia!
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Price: Free! Words: 72,540. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Juvenile? Yes... Humorous? For some... Worth a looksey? Most definitely! "WTF? This is a Liberal Utopia" is a satire on liberalism, all the unintended consequences, what our resplendent future will look like when progressives finally win! Boy, I just can't wait to see it! 262 pages of humorous satire...at "the lefts" expense.
To Catch a Salaryman (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 10,230. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Mr. Yamamoto hates his job. He is a middle-aged Japanese salaryman who works for Hello Kitty. When he's not surfing the Internet, he's making his secretary feel uncomfortable. However, things begin to spin out of control when he meets a much younger girl and follows her all the way to the beach.
The Contract
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Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
The Man in Beaver Cove
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You set the price! Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Small-town plumber and recent divorcee Ed Brain lives a lonely life on the muddy banks of Beaver Cove. At least he does until Higgy—Ed’s old classmate and now the town drug dealer—drives his Corvette off a cliff and into the water outside Ed's door . . .
Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .
My Family and Other Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?
Sell Me a Gun
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Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
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Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crying with Trevor.
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
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Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
The Midnight Vampire Trap
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Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.