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Dave The Penguin
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You set the price! Words: 44,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A comical story of one penguin's experiences of the collective mind. From humble beginnings to ultimate knowledge, spiritual experience, and power - which were all, clearly, given to the wrong penguin. Some Penguins are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. But none of these applied to Dave.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"In the Kingdom of the Gargoyles" is a bittersweet short story about the life of an artist and the cascade of snowballing ironies in that life. The artist is Everyman, but with innermost feelings revealed too graphically for comfort. The artist's works present a corrupting temptation to those around him, yet he considers himself the most corrupted of all.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Mega Millions
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Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014 by Stealth Fiction. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Joshua Harris is just the average blue collar guy, until one night he decides to buy a lotto ticket with his usual pack of beer. It turns out that the Jackpot winner might be someone from his town, however, Josh's life spirals into hilarity when he realizes that he can't find the ticket.
Dan And Eric
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Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
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Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Doctor Nah
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Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
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Price: Free! Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
Eight Hour Fiction #5
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 48,410. Language: American English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Eight Hour Fiction #5: 1. Transfer - Stephen Brewer is never sure when he wakes up if he's been asleep, or if he has died and has been transferred to a new clone body. 2. Henchman - Henchmen are the faceless (and mostly hapless) backbones of the "Super" industry, the glue that is sometimes all that holds a supervillain's plans together. "Henchman" is an ongoing collection of stories from Mike Wi
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
After the Apocalypse
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
8 Short Free Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Jurassic Jack
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Price: Free! Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A cheese-loving rock star T.Rex seeks fame in Britain, but gets captured and forced to play on TV.