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Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Roadkill: Four Nasty Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,210. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four nasty short stories set on the south coast of England. An old prostitute gets her revenge, an elderly vampire goes hunting in daylight, a dodgy psychic fleeces his client and a gay lover's ghost haunts his murderer.
How To Date A Corpse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
Dead Medium
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,490. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The deathly silence is about to be broken. May Elizabeth Trump was the rarest of spirits and she was none too happy about it either. Dead Medium: A humorous, character driven story and a unique vision of life after death. Not your average ghost story.
Good Wives Assailed
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this Old West retelling of Shakespeare's Merry Wives of Windsor, Fat Stuff and his gang of outlaws are always causing trouble. Then Fat Stuff comes up with his most conniving plan yet—to make the wives of the richest ranchers in the area think he’s in love with them. The women have a plan of their own which puts Fat Stuff right where he belongs.
Human Rights
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 52,160. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What would happen if a zombie suddenly became ethical? What if it wasn't happy with the organised zombie society it was forced to work within? What if it wanted to save human kind before they became extinct but had to eliminate the super mutant zombie overlords to do this? Could they live in peace with human kind? These are all the normal everyday questions you would expect during the apocalypse.
Dark Drink and Conversation
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Series: In Mulligans, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,880. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Adult Irish Humor. Come in. Sit down and take your ease. Have a drink… Hear of Fitzer the pervert, Kathy the Dominatrix, the Yank, the Green Man and of course the Burglar and his daughter Naimh pregnant by the Builder. Hear of the young curate and his connection to the sodality of Catholic Mothers and of the death of Big Breno the drug dealer. All told from conversation
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 78,230. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
Fanny Price: Slayer of Vampires
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,140. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The classic Jane Austen novel gets a chilling twist as a series of secret letters reveal a menace to Mansfield Park more frightening than a visit from Aunt Norris. From the author of The Austen Avenger comes Fanny Price,Slayer of Vampires,a fang in cheek celebration of Austen's most underrated heroine on her 200th anniversary. She may speak softly but Fanny does carry quite the sharp stick!
Goobersville Breakdown
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 62,570. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Drama » American
You think you’ve got troubles? Meet Neil Nudelman who’s down and out in Upstate New York. Disaster lives with Neil Nudelman. Feeding his family from dumpsters, he’s arrested, beaten, harassed by his neighbors and betrayed by friends. Sounds horrible? But it’s not! In fact, Lieberman has pulled off one of the funniest books of the decade. You’ll laugh until it hurts.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Celebrity Sex Scandals
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Celebrity Sex Scandals mock-reveals the shameful sexual secrets of the famous and notorious. For example, Film star Clark Gable was once jailed for undressing in front of a ferret. Thomas Edison considered the electric light primarily a tool to tell if he was having sex with a boy, a girl, a vase, or the rug on his laboratory floor. All in fun, of course, none of it "actually" true,
Women of Wrath
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
WHEN THE DEVIL GIVES YOU A JOB… You do it. She won’t listen to arguments, and she won’t give you her reasons, so don’t bother asking. I know this, because even by Hell’s standards, I’ve been here a long time. So begins Livvy's new career in Gluttony.
The Species-a-torium
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This short story is a philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego to which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it's a great place to take a first date, too!
Exponential Apocalypse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,950. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2011 by Jersey Devil Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Fast-paced, frenetic, funny, and frequently fond of other f-words, EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE is the only book that will have you looking forward to the end of the world.
A Suitcase Full Of Blood. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
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Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 39,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Philip Eckstein is a private detective in Berlin. Not the usual sort, as you will notice quickly. One evening he finds this cool blonde, Amanda, standing in his doorway. She claims to have lost her brother and needs Eckstein to find him. A seemingly simple job which ends in a wild chase full of dead bodies and the hunt for a suitcase full of blood.