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Idle Tastes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You know the story: A group of friends have moved back home after college. They're not sure of their place in the world or what to do with their lives now. So they decide to eat someone.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
Halibut's End Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wilfred, an excellent businessman and negotiator, believes a well publicized personal tragedy will improve his tattered reputation. Halibut, an honest accountant, is hiding out in an isolated cabin Wilfred owns. When Wilfred flies in with the blindfolded, apparently lifeless body of his fifth wife, Halibut sees a suspicious number but he's certain his employer has a well documented explanation.
The Invisible Husband
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,080. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.29 from 7 reviews)
Miss Eve Venables knows nothing about the man who’s persuaded her parents to deliver her to a country church in the middle of the night, not even his name. Four men in black hooded cloaks escort Eve up the aisle where she’s married by proxy to a man named Adam Harold Damian Latham, sixth Earl of Latham. The name Latham is familiar, but she can’t remember why...
The Search For Ethan
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,080. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An evening’s hallucinogenic experimentation ends in tragedy for two young friends, propelling them on a darkly comic search for redemption. (contains swearing, and some drug references)
Human Rights
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,160. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What would happen if a zombie suddenly became ethical? What if it wasn't happy with the organised zombie society it was forced to work within? What if it wanted to save human kind before they became extinct but had to eliminate the super mutant zombie overlords to do this? Could they live in peace with human kind? These are all the normal everyday questions you would expect during the apocalypse.
I Dream Analyze Genie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
The story of the genie in the magic lamp is an old one, told many times. And, more often than not, things do not end well for the poor unfortunate who stumbles across the lamp. Which of course raises one important question: After all these years hasn't anyone figured out rubbing an old lamp is a BAD idea?
Good Eats
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 34,350. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013 by Indie Spirit Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
The Haitian-Creole people, their religion, Vodoun, and the rumors of hoodoo rituals have brought esteemed cultural anthropologist Michael Crawford, his nine-year-old daughter Libby, and his Haitian-Creole nanny, Virgine Santiago, to the area. Michael's a skeptic of the Vodoun faith and hoodoo in general—until the day his daughter is discovered lifeless at the bottom of a creek.
How To Date A Corpse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
Cats & Crayons
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Series: Adriana Island Cats, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,190. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Holly and Ben take in two squatters. Jason’s artwork is brilliant and Jody is blind. But Jody’s parents think Jason is a drug addict and will do anything to regain control of their daughter. Ben’s mother fosters an unmanageable cat and, looming over all, is Holly’s up-coming sixtieth birthday.
DEAD (and hellbent)
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Series: DEAD(ish), Book 5. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 12,100. Language: Australian English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mike is days away from getting out of jail. But he has a big problem - he's convinced that Linda is back to make his life hell. Linda is convinced that she's not tormenting Mike - she just wants him to go the hell away. Trent, as usual, is given the job of working out what the hell is going on. Warning: Contains violence, rude words, and Aussie spelling and slang. Not suitable for children.
Brain Candy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,720. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From evil nine-year-old Shirley Temple look-a-likes with possessed collectibles to green gelatin salad blob monsters to incompetent vampires to dyslexic witches, these stories feature silly and not-so-silly horror. Nineteen tales to send chills up your funny bone and tickle your spine. Or is the other way around? Come explore the strange imaginings of Jaleta Clegg with these short stories.