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The Last One To Let You Down
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hubert and Martha, both licensed, professional undertakers, have a problem. She seems to care about her little dog more than she cares about her devoted husband.
Dan And Eric
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Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
The Hamfists
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The Hamfists: a guerrilla-gig playing band in only the strictest sense of the term. Which is to say that guerrilla gigs are all they play. But with no audience, and no set lists, is there any hope of success? An off-beat story of music and fun. The Hamfists: A Short Story.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
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Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Things We Do For Those Who Don't Love Us
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a short story of a young woman who would do anything she can to win the affection of her wolf. A tale about vanity, obsession and our misguided perceptions of love, The Things We Do For Those Who Love Us is a highly entertaining read.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Blankety White
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Angeline just wants to get shot of the pain in her mouth. Isn’t that the reason anybody goes to the dentist’s? But, instead of finding a solution, a simple dentist’s visit drives her to despair. A farcical story about frustration and regret. Blankety White: A Short Story.
Doctor Nah
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Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
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Price: Free! Words: 2,280. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro, todo vale.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro todo es posible.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Eight Hour Fiction #5
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 48,410. Language: American English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Eight Hour Fiction #5: 1. Transfer - Stephen Brewer is never sure when he wakes up if he's been asleep, or if he has died and has been transferred to a new clone body. 2. Henchman - Henchmen are the faceless (and mostly hapless) backbones of the "Super" industry, the glue that is sometimes all that holds a supervillain's plans together. "Henchman" is an ongoing collection of stories from Mike Wi
Metatron’s Daughter
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,890. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Metatron is a rock star who spends much of his time away from his daughter who has struggled with his absences. When he is away she has recurring visions of him in different guises. Finally she voluntarily admits herself to hospital and while in care an unexpected musical consequence is helping her deal with her trauma.
Trickle Down How The 99% Fought Back and Won
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,860. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's 2007 and Americans are getting financially wiped out. A serial killer is murdering the richest of the rich. International bond salesman Jason Macmillan has it all but still wants more until tragedy forces him to reevaluate his life. He, his comedy writer girlfriend, a quirky South African physicist and a Native American farmer create a populist movement that turns the economy right side up!
Reminiscing Evan
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,550. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Evan Chandler is running away from a deal he backed out on when he was in the Liberati. The Society that holds it’s dominance over the media and it’s people. The Society before the rules of the Illuminati began. He took the game in his hands, had the ball in his court but refused to play. Now Evan doesn’t know the threat that’s coming after him, and the people that are running after him.
Nazi Sharks!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader or brain.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
101 Xingamentos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: Portuguese. Published: October 23, 2014 by 101 Seleções. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Os melhores e mais engraçados xingamentos do planeta para você usar com os infelizes que ousarem perturbar a sua vida!