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The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
Министерство на слънцето
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,340. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
История за абсурда на администрацията и безсилието пред бюрокрацията, разказана с много хумор, пиперлив език, романтика и въображение.
Obscured by Clouds
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
How much fun can two good friends have with a few beers and a 1960 Mercury Comet? You'll have to read Obscured by Clouds to find out.
After the Apocalypse
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
The Back Page
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 87,520. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet a single dad, hapless news editor on the side, as he sits back and watches the newspaper industry decline into trashy tabloidism, while his own life descends into the same inky soup.
11 Mindboggling Shorts
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It was a perfect day for a mime convention. Each of the mimes had come to compete and prove who was the best. It was to be a awesome spectacle. At least, until the body of a dead clown was found. Investigators swarmed the convention after the body was found by an observer of the mimes. Unfortunately, no witnesses stepped forward and none of the mimes were talking. Investigator Michel Cons had...
8 Short Free Stories by Leonard Treman
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Calendar Days
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,380. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
These six short stories explore the human condition in ways that may amuse. The focus is on days or events picked out in the calendar and adhered to by tens of millions. Why do we bother with the hassle of Thanksgiving? Is Easter about a bunny? Does Christmas mean a time of goodwill or homicide? Dining with people you detest. Still wishing to flout the rules? And dark days revisited by accident.
Surviving America's Sweetheart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,870. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would happen if the Bachelorette found herself in the Hunger Games? Riley Davenport has it all. She’s America’s Sweetheart, the lucky woman seeking her true love from a pool of twenty-five handsome bachelors. All she has to do is survive. Riley must fight murderous demons, boring angels and jaded TV hosts for her happily ever after.
Jurassic Jack in - Banana Bottom Blues
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Price: Free! Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A cheese-loving rock star T.Rex seeks fame in Britain, but gets captured and forced to play on TV.
Colin the Bakelite-Man
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 110,760. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014 by Kevin Paul Woodrow. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
All Colin wants to do is go home at the end of a working day and have a cuppa. This proves to be quite difficult as he’s been murdered, kidnapped and resurrected, and is now a captive on a spaceship - 1000 years later. His captors blame him for the death of planet Earth, and also want to put him on their version of “Big Brother,” which is more than a good enough reason for him to escape!
Revolver
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Inspired by selections from T.S. Eliot's "Waste Land" and Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godat, Revolver is a tale of one man's journey into insanity. Ernie has lost his job, his home, and his health medication in a downward spiral that he eventually begins to enjoy as he finds a replacement job, a possible unrequited love he doesn't understand, and a revolver.
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Coming To China
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 11,730. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Coming to China is a comic and entertaining book that tells you so much about the funny life of an average black migrant to China. It also exposes you to the challenges they face daily as they try to seek a living. As usual, the author is at his best to make your day with scenes that will rock away your boredom and hectic day.Chinese are funny and this book captures and serves it hot and spicy.
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.