From Here to Kingdom Come    by Mark Turner
Price: $2.40 USD. 9230 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
Alice Wondrel is taken away in a whirlwind to a ghost town where the Mayor sends her on a mission with the Gospel Train. She finds the Conductor and passengers off-putting and tries to escape only to find herself out to sea. She is then washed overboard and swallowed by a whale. You won't put this comic journey down until you find out how it all started in a simple committee meeting.

Austino’s Holy Quest    by Austin Torney
Price: $1.99 USD. 6550 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
Color illustrated. Austino is sent on a quest to convert England to Christianity, by Pope Gregory, spending 20 years traveling and enjoying life. Comedic but insightful. In another tale, he appears, somehow, at the new and greatly reformed Vatican City, in the year 2031, along with Pope Beverly and many old friends.

The Is Shop    by Michael Summers
Price: Free! 4380 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories.
Archie has never worked in an Is Shop before, although he's learning fast. Things are not that straightforward though: the proprietor is decidedly odd, the shop only stocks what the last person wanted and the customers are uncommonly rude. But things are to get stranger still...

The Adventures of Seudanym Jones in the Body Loathers Society    by mason ball
Price: $7.27 USD. 62550 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Romance » General.
Hippy nudist chic obliterates false body beliefs.

Road Hazards    by Juan LePuen
Price: $0.99 USD. 3110 words. Language: English. Published by Fario  on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Literature » Literary.
"We'll spend five minutes talking with some people, go from one station to the next with others, live two or three years, or even twenty, with others still. At bottom, though, we do nothing but run into each other (how long doesn't matter), run into each other and always by chance. And always part company."

PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay    by Neal Barret Jr.
Price: $3.99 USD. 65780 words. Language: English. Published by Crossroad Press  on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic

Desiccant 015: The Adventures of Stupendousguy    by Kevin R. Bridges
Price: $0.99 USD. 2580 words. Language: English. Published on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Adventure » Action.
The farmhouse is on fire, and the Mormons are on the run. The police follow them through the night, in every direction, but where is Dru? (11 pages)

Johnny & Marian    by B.G. Hope
Price: $2.99 USD. 27410 words. Language: English. Published by Unicorn Productions  on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary.
Marian doesn't love herself eough. Johnny loves himself too much. When a spell switches their places, one is upset, the other overjoyed. Being someone else can't be that hard. Or is it? Are you a guest or the final owner of the body you find yourself into? What could (or shouldn't) you change? *bonus* original short story that spawned the novella.

Giddy Up    by Julia Jay
Price: $5.99 USD. 70160 words. Language: English. Published on May 22, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
In GIDDY UP Julie Parker spends her first weekend away with boyfriend Doug. While he attends Police training exercises, Julie and a gang of women hit the seaside town with disastrous results. Who is the strange man following her around? Find out how a riot of prison visits, secret passwords, ice cream vans, beards, cherry tarts and incarceration fit together in this very British comedy romp.

The Home of the Trekkers    by Jon Sindell
Price: Free! 1970 words. Language: English. Published on May 21, 2012. Fiction » Literature » Sports.
In this excerpt from the novel The Mighty Roman, the San Carlos Coyotes of the independent Cal Hairy League meet the Tulare Trekkers and their spindly graybearded mascot Pathfinder. Holla! Walloo!