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Wrong Way Wayne - A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Look up loser in the dictionary and you’ll find Wrong Way Wayne. He’s dreamed of raising his kids on a farm for as long as he can remember. And today he's hoping his losing streak will end. It has to. His kids are almost grown. He'll make his stand on the courthouse steps and put in the winning bid. Or will he? Is it Wayne's destiny to always lose? And if so, can a loser win for losing?
Between Floors
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Sarah can't resist a swim in the luxurious pool of the Grand Excelsior Hotel, though she hates to return to her room in a bathrobe, dripping wet. Just as she braves the elevator, a gorgeous man joins her. Sarah curses her luck and pretends to disappear into thin air, when all at once, the elevator gets stuck . . . This romantic short story includes a sneak peek at another romance by Beate Boeker.
Gootabunda
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 78,630. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Gootabunda is set in the Australian out-back where sinister forces are secretly waging war against Marta Cartwright’s Bonza sheep station. Her responses to these assaults are unpredictable, complicated and hilarious, mainly because of the ‘help’ of her inept unhandy-man and Dudley, her prize alpaca. The action is fast, farcical and facetious !
Dye, Dyeing, Dead
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,380. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Kendra Louise Harper is a folklorist, avid gardener and accidental sleuth in Nameless, Texas. After a Natural Dyeing with Plants workshop goes wrong and Eula-Mae Bunch is murdered, Kendra sets out prove that her Aunt Jewel was innocent of the crime. With the help of a group of colorful characters, Kendra investigates. Can they prove who really killed Mrs. Bunch before the killer strikes again?
More Than the Doctor Ordered
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,840. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
The only doctor in Nowhere Junction, Texas, Mimsy Miles dreams of saving her patients from an epidemic. Then, into her small town motorcycles handsome Lucas McRifle, a man with a secret. When a real epidemic strikes, Mimsy must save the day with Lucas’s help, until his secret threatens to break both their hearts. Winner of a Romantic Times Love & Laughter Award.
Two Sisters: prattle tales of playful girls
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ten hilarious stories about two mischievous girls. Come explore with Addy and Izzy. Each adventure tells the playful personalities of the.... Two Sisters. This book is intended for entertainment only. Fun for all ages!
The Official Guide to Rescuing and Maintaining Damsels in Distress
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 46,360. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
Well, there's a Princess up in a tower. But she's ... difficult. And there's a Knight coming to rescue her. But it's ... complicated. Three-headed beasts, thorny vines, clanking armour and very bad singing are only the beginning of a somewhat odd, wholly untraditional and completely hilarious fairy tale. You may have heard it before ... but you've never heard it like this
Robo-dude
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 18,300. Language: Australian English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Shaun is no ordinary teenage boy, in fact he’s not a boy at all. Shaun is a robot, otherwise known as Robo-dude, a domestic helper around the house. He has been bought by mother and daughter, Sandra and Chloe Wilson to bring some order into their busy lives. But things don’t run smoothly after all and it falls to Shaun to bring matters to a head.
Summer in Kilrenane
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 85,930. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2010. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
It's a summer of change for one family in Kilrenane. Clare wants to start a new life after being dumped by Charlie just months before their wedding. Her brother, Andy, falls in love with Charlie's new fiancee. Her sister, Ciara, is spending her last school holiday playing with her band and with Barry, the band's drummer.
Pinligt
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,920. Language: Danish. Published: March 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mød Fødselsmafiaen, en rottefælde, en ukrudtsbrænder, en giraf, Jydske betjente, et Dankort på afveje, en slagfærdig ældre dame med stok og meget mere i denne samling af små historier, der nok skal give dig noget at grine af. "Pinligt" er nummer to i serien "Holbohistorier" af Per Holbo og handler om alle de mange pinlige ting, vi kommer ud for i hverdagen - nåja, måske ikke os alle sammen...?
A Lump of Coal (with Coal New Problem)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,210. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Every child wants to appease Santa. All except one, that is. Cassandra once again ruins a Christmas Eve celebration and is lectured by Santa for her bad behaviour, but baffles everyone by smiling the entire time. Could Cassandra have an ulterior motive for her naughtiness? A humorous Christmas short story totalling around 3,100 words, with a bonus short story, 'Coal New Problem', at 3,200 words.
How I Come to Know
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Ten-year old Rex can’t contain his curiosity about grown-up ways. After stumbling upon his married aunt engaged in a backseat ‘wrestling match’ with a man not her husband, he innocently shares the information with another family member and quickly ‘comes to know’ that being too inquisitive can be downright risky, not to mention embarrassing.
The Ex Who Glowed in the Dark
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Series: Charley's Ghost, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,850. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Book 2 in Charley’s Ghost series Amanda's lying, cheating husband Charley was murdered before Amanda could divorce him. Now she’s stuck with his ghost. When the brother of her assistant Dawson is kidnapped, Charley decides to help find the boy and prove he's a changed ghost. But first Dawson must explain why he's never mentioned a brother in the two years he's known Amanda.
Irish Mouse Tales
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,620. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2012 by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A story of adventure and daring for children and the young at heart.
The Werechicken
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 98,960. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hapless young man discovers that he has the ability to turn himself into a chicken. He is not thrilled about his newfound supernatural ability, but an odd coincidence forces him into partnership with a young, but powerful and beautiful, wizardess who is bent on revenge against the wizard who murdered her mentor.
Lilibet's Secret Diary
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Series: Lilibet's Diaries, Book 1. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 23,050. Language: British English. Published: September 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / Europe
It's December 11th 1936, and 10 year old Lilibet hears of some news that will change her and her family's life forever. She decides to keep a secret diary chronicling these extraordinary events.Will she fulfil her destiny,and also remember which the main course fork is and which the dessert fork is? Lilibet's Secret diary is a factional diary of they young, future Queen Elizabeth II.
In Grief Prostrate; Clobbered by Joy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,660. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Meet Roy, a widower visiting his wife's family for a summer holiday with his young daughter. Imagine his confusion: he finds his wife's sister Miranda suddenly alluring; discovers a nefarious plot by Miranda's preppy boyfriend to evict her and her mother from their home by the ocean; and collides with pugilistic European tourists. A funny, sad, lushly-written novella that defies description.
The Late Great Show!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,340. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome back to the amazing fantasy world of Roger Rabbit creator Gary K. Wolf. This time it’s murder, intrigue, and godly shenanigans. The Greek Gods, who have relocated to a glitzy mountaintop in Southern California, aren’t getting the pious veneration they feel they deserve. Big Ben Bolt, formerly called Zeus, has a foolproof way to reclaim his old glory.
Unassisted Living
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,180. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Retirement: it’s not just for the elderly. Thirty-six-year-old JB lives to inspire the old folks at Whispering Pines Rest Home. He listens to their stories, encourages them to get some fresh air, and makes sure they aren’t just sitting around waiting for the end to come. But he’s not a doctor, not a therapist. He’s a resident of Whispering Pines, too.
It Happened One Knife: A Comedy Tonight Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 83,640. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Elliot Freed meets his comedy idols, the team of Lillis and Townes (now in their eighties), and finds out that great comedians aren’t always great people. Especially when one of them murders the other.