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Attenuation: Letters From The Man In The Moon
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 47,890. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
How the world was made, as told by the guy sent to do it. Also, clues about to humanity's future, and fate, and a sort of how-to guide for the survival of all living things.
The Late Great Show!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,340. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome back to the amazing fantasy world of Roger Rabbit creator Gary K. Wolf. This time it’s murder, intrigue, and godly shenanigans. The Greek Gods, who have relocated to a glitzy mountaintop in Southern California, aren’t getting the pious veneration they feel they deserve. Big Ben Bolt, formerly called Zeus, has a foolproof way to reclaim his old glory.
I'm No P.I.
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,090. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012 by Post Mortem Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
I’m No P.I. brings a 21st century point of view to the humorous side of noir detective fiction. After all, where else but noir fiction can a 56 year old unemployed alcoholic, who still lives with his mother, solve a crime the authorities are convinced has already been solved?
The Nun, the Gun, and Tom Mix
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,600. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dennis Riordan has fallen in love with a salsa band from Mexico, but a drug cartel has put a hit on it. Dennis decides to do what Tom Mix and Tony the Wonder Horse would have done: break into Mexico to save the musicians. Sounds like a plan...except for the nun.
Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,160. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014 by Fountain Blue Publishing fountainbluepublishing@gmail.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Enlightenment or laughs? With Gabriel Constans' book you don't have to choose. Zen masters usually have a sense of humor, or need one. Gabriel's got it, and he gives us a world of illusions to laugh about.” - Bob Fenster, author of Duh: The Stupid History of the Human Race “This is a blessed book that can be read during the rapture or while burning in hell.” - Rev. Paat Robertson
Squirrel Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alvin Bandy, movie nut and would-be filmmaker, is alone in Hollywood after his girlfriend dumps him. He hatches a drunken plan to course-correct his life: travel to his hometown of Albuquerque to seek out his first girlfriend, Kelli, and do what he never did before: have sex with her. Kelli won't be had so easily, and gives Alvin a challenge that could either be his undoing or his salvation...
Never or Forever (Year of the Chick series)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,860. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
For many people, Paris is the city of love. Most of those people are tourists. This turns out to be one of Romi Narindra’s first realizations, when she ditches her job and moves to Paris for a year. It’s a year that will shatter illusions, assert independence, and maybe even leave some room for a love affair or two. All the while, one thing will be very clear: modern love is not a fairy tale.
Wanted: One Good Knight
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 70,280. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A side-splitting tale of a noble knight, a pampered princess, a wizard in training, an ill tempered gnome, a warrior maiden and a man with a transformation problem who must somehow band together to defeat an evil wizard who is threatening to destroy all of the civilized and uncivilized world. Verily!
Salsa
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 48,260. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When three lonely guys decide to join a Salsa dance class to find girls, they discover it opens up a whole new social world and leads to them forming a small group of friends; who as the story continues have various romantic and fun adventures together, fraught with misunderstandings and sometimes leading to hilarious consequences, as the guys try to win the girls affections.
Tabula Rasa & My Mate's Got a UFO In His Shed: 2 Novellas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 30,570. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My Mate's Got a UFO In His Shed is about the strange things that have happened to me. Or possibly someone else, I'm not sure. It seems too interesting to be my life. Anyway, it's a collection of odd people and thoughts. Tabula Rasa is a comic tale about the mental perambulations of a philosophy lecturer and his strained relationship with his sister's boyfriend, not to mention the rest of humanity.
Faceless
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A panhandler, an alcoholic mother, a lawyer behind the wheel of a bucket truck, a state trooper who despises women, a presidential candidate fond on social media, a coroner with a new set of scalpels, and a star maker with the latest technology. All in a mosaic, or better an orgy of life stories taped and narrated by the author himself.
Gunz: Rage Inferno
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A burning inferno of an oil rig greets Gunz in his quest to survive. One dirty little man awaits the pleasure of a smoking shell, but can he avoid it? The guns of death hasten to enjoy the flesh of the wicked. This is red hot as hell action 1000 degrees hotter than hell itself. "Mothers turning in their grave - that kind of thing."
The Big Book of Dumb White Husband
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,730. Language: American English. Published: April 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're not him, you know him. He's challenged the grocery store. He's confronted the HOA. He's even taken on Santa himself. He doesn't usually win. These are the tales of the Dumb White Husband available here in this collected edition. Includes 4 short stories & a novella: Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store, vs. Halloween, vs. Santa, vs. The Tooth Fairy & for President (HOA, that is.)
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.
Nine Weeks of Tweets
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Series: Tweets by @C_Brand_Author, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A collection of 43 #vss tweets from @C_Brand_Author. #vss is the hashtag for 'very short stories'. There are several different prompts tweeted daily or weekly on twitter by different people. Some invite poetry as well as very short stories and some have a word limit.
Tragedy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,280. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A young man not nearly as tall as he thinks will still take a lot of filling up - with wisdom, but first with alcohol.
Mafia Math
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,540. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012 by Accio Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're a whiz in Algebra, excel in Geometry and can multiply and divide without a calculator... You've got a future in the Mob. A sample chapter of N.J. Harlow's novel "Rom-Com" follows...
Sunday Visit
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,060. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
General Norton receives a visit from a thief, and he is in for the time of his life. An invalid with nothing to do, General has advertised a goat on a radio exchange program, which "the Hippie" picks up on. The odd pair go out to see the goat and get into a fight about religion, among other things. Despite their differences, the General decides that bad company is better than no company.
Barney's Guide to Training Humans: An owner's manual for cats
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,220. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Barney's Guide is a cat's perspective on how to manage and train humans properly. From human anatomy to sex and "the hallway", the guide is a humorous look at a cat's mind and the ways in which humans truly are servants.
Das Spiel
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Price: $4.45 USD. Words: 55,790. Language: German. Published: December 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Endlich ist es soweit. Es ist mal wieder Zeit für ein neues Spiel. Und auch wenn ER es nicht zugeben will, er freut sich doch, seinen Gegenspieler zu sehen. Schon bei der Wahl des Spielgegenstandes wird klar, dass ER diesmal mit aller Verbissenheit kämpft. Aber nur der, der seine Figuren geschickt setzen kann, wird den Sieg erringen. Wird ER es sein?