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Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.
Tabula Rasa & My Mate's Got a UFO In His Shed: 2 Novellas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 30,570. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My Mate's Got a UFO In His Shed is about the strange things that have happened to me. Or possibly someone else, I'm not sure. It seems too interesting to be my life. Anyway, it's a collection of odd people and thoughts. Tabula Rasa is a comic tale about the mental perambulations of a philosophy lecturer and his strained relationship with his sister's boyfriend, not to mention the rest of humanity.
How I Come to Know
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Ten-year old Rex can’t contain his curiosity about grown-up ways. After stumbling upon his married aunt engaged in a backseat ‘wrestling match’ with a man not her husband, he innocently shares the information with another family member and quickly ‘comes to know’ that being too inquisitive can be downright risky, not to mention embarrassing.
Never or Forever (Year of the Chick series)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,860. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
For many people, Paris is the city of love. Most of those people are tourists. This turns out to be one of Romi Narindra’s first realizations, when she ditches her job and moves to Paris for a year. It’s a year that will shatter illusions, assert independence, and maybe even leave some room for a love affair or two. All the while, one thing will be very clear: modern love is not a fairy tale.
Gumshoe Casefiles: Case 133
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,720. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Half-assed PI, Frank Peterson, is on the case of a missing pair of statuettes, stolen from a corrupt politician (who knew such a thing existed?). He doesn't like art, especially when it's made of ivory, but he's all for pay-checks. Ideally big ones, with zeros on the end. Crap cars don't pay for themselves. (Short story number two in the Gumshoe Casefiles series.)
Celebrity Roast
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 49,640. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
God throws a surprise birthday party for his son, and invites the bigshots of history to attend. The devil, down in his workshop, learns of this and sends up his own team of history's lemons to sign up the souls he missed the first time around. Much fun on Christmas Eve in New York City, as the celebrities roast each other and end with a rousing climax at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.
The Eleven Days of Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,740. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Based on the carol The twelve Days of Christmas this is an account of what happens to a daughter’s parents when they have to deal with all the daily arrival of gifts.
Facta Non Verba
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Series: Collected Works of Robert Adair Wilson, Book 14. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A grandfather may lament his misspent life but at least he has learned that deeds are more important than words in doing so. But what is there to do about 'like father, like son'?
Mafia Math
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,540. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012 by Accio Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're a whiz in Algebra, excel in Geometry and can multiply and divide without a calculator... You've got a future in the Mob. A sample chapter of N.J. Harlow's novel "Rom-Com" follows...
The Late Great Show!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,340. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2012 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Welcome back to the amazing fantasy world of Roger Rabbit creator Gary K. Wolf. This time it’s murder, intrigue, and godly shenanigans. The Greek Gods, who have relocated to a glitzy mountaintop in Southern California, aren’t getting the pious veneration they feel they deserve. Big Ben Bolt, formerly called Zeus, has a foolproof way to reclaim his old glory.
Excuse of the Day
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,700. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this hilarious short story, a young woman explains to her boss why she is very, very late for work. Winner of the Gearpress Short Fiction challenge.
Linda's Christmas Present
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: American English. Published: June 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On Christmas Eve, the Lancers have the Loves over for dinner. A fun, relaxing evening at home and church brings questions to Linda's mind - including questions regarding Lara. This is the fifth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore. "Becoming a Hero" is a quiet, low-key series that explores the making of a hero. 1,381 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Stickman's Sticky Situation
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Price: Free! Words: 730. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step into the hectic life of the one and only Stickman
Attenuation: Letters From The Man In The Moon
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 47,890. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
How the world was made, as told by the guy sent to do it. Also, clues about to humanity's future, and fate, and a sort of how-to guide for the survival of all living things.
The Cheesecake Bride
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,840. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bizarre short stories about dessert items paired with clear step-by-step instructions on how to create the dessert featured in the story.
The Artist In Me (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,400. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2012 by Lunatic Ink Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tim wants to fall in love. Unfortunately, after being afflicted by a curse that can only be lifted with a kiss from either love or lust, that might be a difficult challenge. In steps his two faithful friends and a ton of alcohol for the best night of Tim's life as he struggles to find the right woman, properly motivated, to lift the curse with poetry as his only tool.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.
Squirrel Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alvin Bandy, movie nut and would-be filmmaker, is alone in Hollywood after his girlfriend dumps him. He hatches a drunken plan to course-correct his life: travel to his hometown of Albuquerque to seek out his first girlfriend, Kelli, and do what he never did before: have sex with her. Kelli won't be had so easily, and gives Alvin a challenge that could either be his undoing or his salvation...
Fighting Ela-Falla-Phobia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013 by Symes-Mobberley House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For phobia suffers everywhere, especially for those of whom are terrified of elevators. We hope that this will give you some comical relief of your symptoms.
Permanently Temping
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,400. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Why is it forbidden to borrow someone else’s tea mug? How is home-baking related to promotion and what is a ‘cake rota’? When Hollie Cooper walks into her first job after graduating, she realizes that the world of work is going to take some getting used to. Hollie’s life turns into a side-splittingly funny ride involving work, life, love, good – and not so good – friends.