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Fabulous Features of Mythical Creatures
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 400. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Come with us and let's enter the world of fabulous beasts and mythical creatures - the Minotaur, Medusa, goblins, fairies, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more. Find out why it isn't much fun being a troll, and what Pegasus really thinks of the unicorn. This great picture book with its lively and unexpected rhymes, is great for reading out loud at bedtime, for parents and children alike.
The Essence
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Series: Scoops and Schemes, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,060. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2009. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In this fast-reading, humorous romance and adventure novel, Sophia Smith Dubonnet struggles to prove her worth as a magazine feature writer. When she finally gets what seems like the perfect assignment -- interviewing a reclusive dictator -- events begin to spiral out of control. Will she get her story, or will the story get to her?
Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes? Over 400 LOL Obama Jokes
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
"Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes?" is a hilarious compilation of over 400 fresh-and-funny Obama jokes. No recycled birth certificate jokes here. The book is 100% original and certified birth-certificate-joke free. It answers burning questions such as, "What's the difference between Obama and your mama?" Written by a former stand-up comic and comedy writer. Miles knows funny!
I'm Still The Cuckoo of This Clock!
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 31,490. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Might as well have some fun while the old biological clock ticks, ladies! A collection of heart-warming, funny and in-your-face stories of aging (somewhat) gracefully. Thrown in for non-females, 'Tinkering with the biological clock' are short humor stories designed to keep it light. Remember- life is short. Point and laugh!
Love Hurts
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Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
The Werley Boys
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The Collinsville town board is unhappy with two old men who refuse to hook up their house to the municipal sewer system. And the old men are upset because the "communists" in the town hall want them to stop using the privy they have used all their lives. Fireworks erupt when the board takes action.
Teacher's Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
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Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Bible Belt Boyhood
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A humorous look at growing up in the 1950s Bible Belt, when most social activity was centered on the church. This was a time when there were no computers, games consoles or digital networking. Young people found entertainment more by accident than at scheduled events. After reading these tales, have a look around. Real people are far more interesting than digitally enhanced super heroes.
Gone Green
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Dodging Shells
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 49,960. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » War
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The war is raging through Italy in 1943, and a young Canadian soldier struggles to stay alive. But nothing can dampen his sense of humour—not hunger or horror or the shellfire that doesn’t always miss. Not month after month in the thick of the fight. Tommy is irrepressible. It doesn’t sound like much fun? Well, it is...the way Tommy tells it. And furthermore—it’s all true.
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent!
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
Not at all Rhinocerus
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
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You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Siddhartha
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
Creep
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Lets Play A Game
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Want some games for parties or just for hanging out with your friends or for even teachers in gym. This collection of 15 games is sure to make sure you and your friends are not bored for a while, and play theses games. Please take note that most of these games work better with lots of people so enjoy this collection of games and play play play,a game!
Eloping With Emmy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,820. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.