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Murder And Mayham
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Price: Free! Words: 8,960. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Jack Mayham, a criminal defense attorney who has been fired from three law firms in four years, believes he's been given the chance of a lifetime to get back on his feet. Soon after depositing a retainer for $250,000, he learns saving the stunning Lisa LeRouse Bedford from the prosecuting attorney is the least of his worries.
Tiny Earth 2
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Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
BeanZ
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Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
Fabulous Features of Mythical Creatures
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 400. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Come with us and let's enter the world of fabulous beasts and mythical creatures - the Minotaur, Medusa, goblins, fairies, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more. Find out why it isn't much fun being a troll, and what Pegasus really thinks of the unicorn. This great picture book with its lively and unexpected rhymes, is great for reading out loud at bedtime, for parents and children alike.
The Essence
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Series: Scoops and Schemes, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,090. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2009. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In this fast-reading, humorous romance and adventure novel, Sophia Smith Dubonnet struggles to prove her worth as a magazine feature writer. When she finally gets what seems like the perfect assignment -- interviewing a reclusive dictator -- events begin to spiral out of control. Will she get her story, or will the story get to her?
Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes? Over 400 LOL Obama Jokes
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
"Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes?" is a hilarious compilation of over 400 fresh-and-funny Obama jokes. No recycled birth certificate jokes here. The book is 100% original and certified birth-certificate-joke free. It answers burning questions such as, "What's the difference between Obama and your mama?" Written by a former stand-up comic and comedy writer. Miles knows funny!
I'm Still The Cuckoo of This Clock!
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 31,490. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Might as well have some fun while the old biological clock ticks, ladies! A collection of heart-warming, funny and in-your-face stories of aging (somewhat) gracefully. Thrown in for non-females, 'Tinkering with the biological clock' are short humor stories designed to keep it light. Remember- life is short. Point and laugh!
Love Hurts
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Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
The Werley Boys
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The Collinsville town board is unhappy with two old men who refuse to hook up their house to the municipal sewer system. And the old men are upset because the "communists" in the town hall want them to stop using the privy they have used all their lives. Fireworks erupt when the board takes action.
Teacher's Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
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Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Bovicide, Zombie Diaries, and the Legend of the Brothers Brown
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Price: Free! Words: 95,400. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Constable Paddington has a few problems: an evil beast is killing cows on his island; the elite military team who are supposed to capture this beast are threatening to shoot the duke; and there's a horde of philosophical zombies on the loose. And that's not even mentioning the vague, ancient prophecy about the end of the world...
Gone Green
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Dodging Shells
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 49,960. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » War
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The war is raging through Italy in 1943, and a young Canadian soldier struggles to stay alive. But nothing can dampen his sense of humour—not hunger or horror or the shellfire that doesn’t always miss. Not month after month in the thick of the fight. Tommy is irrepressible. It doesn’t sound like much fun? Well, it is...the way Tommy tells it. And furthermore—it’s all true.
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent!
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
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You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Siddhartha
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
Creep
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .