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Dodging Shells
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 49,960. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » War
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The war is raging through Italy in 1943, and a young Canadian soldier struggles to stay alive. But nothing can dampen his sense of humour—not hunger or horror or the shellfire that doesn’t always miss. Not month after month in the thick of the fight. Tommy is irrepressible. It doesn’t sound like much fun? Well, it is...the way Tommy tells it. And furthermore—it’s all true.
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent!
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
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Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
Not at all Rhinocerus
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
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A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
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You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Siddhartha
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
Creep
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Lets Play A Game
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Want some games for parties or just for hanging out with your friends or for even teachers in gym. This collection of 15 games is sure to make sure you and your friends are not bored for a while, and play theses games. Please take note that most of these games work better with lots of people so enjoy this collection of games and play play play,a game!
Eloping With Emmy
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,820. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
Being Anti-Social
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Price: Free! Words: 76,130. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Mace Evans is single at thirty-eight. When her much unloved older sister, Shannon, declares that Mace is anti-social, she embarks on a journey to understand her condition; whether she was born that way or if it is the accumulation of thirty-eight years of unfortunate encounters with other humans and dogs.
Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
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What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
3 Heads & a Tail
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,830. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
When nature lover Josie moves into a house share with two pals, dreamer Ben and model man David, she doesn't bank on an attraction developing. Meanwhile, Ben's dog, Glen, has the hots for Miss Posh, the beautiful Lab in the park. When dog meets dog it's puppy love, but a complication leads to Glen taking matters into his own paws. "Laugh out loud funny" - Donna Brown. For readers aged 16+
Normal?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,930. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013 by Busterfly. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
“Were it a dream, it would be a most wondrous dream; but it’s more. It’s a life. And I don’t have to remember any of it. It remembers me.” With these words, Gene Poole-Hall takes us on a beautiful coming-of-age journey that will leave you questioning the definition of normal, and show you that, when it comes to family, at the heart of the matter, it’s the heart that matters.
The Fat And The Thin Of It
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Price: Free! Words: 82,970. Language: British English. Published: February 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jackie and jill are two lifelong friends with lives that are poles apart, bodies that are on opposite sides of the scales, and they suddenly find themselves in two completely different and turbulent situations. two things they share, however; fierce loyalty for one another and an excessive preoccupation for their bmi.
Ahoy Gum Drop!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,930. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2013 by Miss Mae. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
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What if you no longer could find your favorite chocolate in your candy store? What if the store informed you they may never get in a new shipment? Imagine the horror, the chaos, the wailing and gnashing of teeth, not to mention your impending foul-mood. And then imagine this scenario happening on a worldwide scale! What can be the problem? What can be the solution?
A Fool Among Fools
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 94,940. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
It's 1986 and Michael Gregoretti is a struggling copywriter at a big New York ad agency, trapped on accounts no one else will touch. Toss in one insane boss, a sweet and sassy gal pal, a dreamboat boyfriend with cold feet, a wisecracking roommate and what might be the worst TV commercials ever made, and you've got a witty, wonderful story that will keep you laughing until the very last page.
Lingerie Wars
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 99,920. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Ex-army man Lake Benson lent his sister money to buy a lingerie shop. It's failing and he wants his money back. Being a soldier, Lake does what he does best and declares war on the only other lingerie shop in town! But ex-model Kirsty Campbell, isn't about to let an English soldier-boy mess with her shop, or her life. It's England versus Scotland as you've never seen it before. It's Lingerie War.
Nglnd Xpx
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
Maggie’s Milkman
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,790. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
'I’m voting Tory me, I’m Maggie’s Milkman.' Meet Mal, a young, handsome milkman whose reputation as a capable lover quickly spreads around the South Wales valley where he lives. But will his lothario lifestyle survive the plans that Thatcher has for the coal mining industry or will his support for the Tories come back to haunt him?
Renegade Robot
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Price: Free! Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.