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Jack the Frogmaker
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Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Gone Green
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
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What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
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Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent!
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
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Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath
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You set the price! Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in the very end he finds out there a flip side...
Siddhartha
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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a short, sharp, surprising story that weaves a deft yarn... Taken from the free Smashwords ebook 'Twenty Tiny Tales'
Creep
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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What terror lurks behind the fence in an ordinary neighborhood? What manner of monster will you see if you peek through a knothole? Something ugly. Something angry. Something with a very large appetite. Take a peek, go ahead. And then run back the way you came!!! You do not want to reach the end of the fence . . .
Reality Book Group & 3 Other Short Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 6,220. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
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What’s more important, the book or the members? In "Reality Book Group," three college professors invite a book-loving ex-convict to join them. Selected from more than 400 plays written by New England playwrights, "Reality Book Group" was top-billed in The Boston Globe and performed at the 2012 Boston Theater Marathon. Plus 3 other 10-minute plays
Renegade Robot
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Price: Free! Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
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It's the end of the world as we know it, when the dreaded Singularity finally occurs and happens to be captured, live on tape, by agents of the Frantic News Network, which freaks out, as usual, and causes a lot of trouble for the mild-mannered nanobot exterminator who happens to get caught in the crossfire.
The Most Beautiful Girl?
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Price: Free! Words: 14,400. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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This is a humorous tale revolving around how we define beauty. Set in the hills of western North Carolina in the late 1860's, just after the Civil War. The main characters are Hester Mooney, her daddy, Rooster Mooney; a small town school teacher Nate Cooley and his Aunt Flo. Aunt Flo has a secret shady past. A local disaster cements the relationships of them all.
The PBS Painter's Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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He can paint happy dreamy landscapes in 30 minutes or less -- guaranteed! -- but can he convince his broody teenaged son that the real world is anything other than a cruddy, joyless hellhole? Inspired by (but not depicting) the great Bob Ross. Because every happy little tree needs a friend, and everyone needs to remember there are beautiful places even in a busy world.
The Life of Virginia Wargenheimer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,760. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Virginia attracts trouble wherever she goes whether it's with the Girl Scouts, her high school teachers, the trombone or boys. All she wants is to work at Greasy Cheesey's,get rid of a few pimples and disown her freakish family. Seriously. Bienvenu brings another comedy to the table that will leave you rolling.
The Man With Many Nipples
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,590. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A modern reworking of the ugly duckling fairytale through the medium of nipples. There's also a super twist at the end (you'll get it if you read it).
The Blind Philosopher and the God of Small Things
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
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A collection of verse full of weak puns and jokes, loosely related by two men with long white beards.
In Search of Nectar
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A humorous short story. Just when Wilburn G. Walsh thinks his destiny as an accountant is set in stone, a high-ranking Gnome official gives him an offer he can't refuse.
The Spotless Leopard
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Series: The Lost Forest, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Once long ago, or short ago if you haven't got much time, somewhere on the African savannah, a group of trees decided to form a wood. The wood became a forest and then a Lost Forest... Within and around the forest lived many animals. Some had quite unusual adventures.This is the tale of one, a leopard named Opa. One day Opa lost her spots. But that is only half the story.
Ten Things I Hate About Valentine's Day
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You set the price! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Short story. Poor Brian. He just never gets it right, and now he must pay.
Grampa and Elli
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,560. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Grampa and his four-year-old granddaughter, Elli, have the perfect relationship. He is a spinner of yarns. She is his eager audience.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.