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Clean-up Time in Peaceville (A Free Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Johnny Goode and the residents of Peaceville have been living a nice quiet life, until the day they elected a new town major, Mr Censorship.
Reilly the Slug Gets His Comeuppance
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Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: British English. Published: March 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reilly was a slug. He is no more, though. You see, he got his comeuppance. A short story by The Crazymad Writer.
The Secret Behind My Ass's Disappeared Testicles
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Series: BULLSHIT. Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: March 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jerry and Tina are couples who run a donkey farm. The story begins when Jerry, the farm owner, finds that the testicles of the only donkey in the farm is disappeared. How did it happened? appoint? By the suggestion of Samuel, his cousin, Jerry appoints the detective Surelock Homes and he investigates the case and finds the funny truth behind it.
Weekend Away
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,610. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When socially inept day dreamer Ken Logan leaves the comfort of home for a weekend, accompanied only by a photo of his deceased Grandfather, he creates mayhem in the lives of everyone he meets, including himself.
Argyle: An Adventure Through Time and Space (Part 1)
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You set the price! Words: 24,370. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Argyle Hartley is a man down on his luck. To commiserate, he gets insanely drunk with his best mate, Peter Stubbs. When he wakes up, it is 1000 years later; the Earth is a wasteland and the Intergalactic Government wants what's inside his head This is Part 1 of 2.
Cosmic Tales 8: Ghost
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When the Chromium Bullet's defensive shield suddenly goes offline, Wingclipper and Rodeena investigate what caused the failure by taking an emergency pod out into space to inspect the ship.
Astro's Horrible Hound Howlers or the Worst Dog Jokes Ever!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This book has been created to be viewed on a phone, tablet or computer. It is a collection of possibly the worst dog jokes ever! You won’t think they’re funny at first but after the first dozen or so you won’t be able to stop laughing. It’ll start with a smile, then a chuckle and before you know it, you’ll be rolling around the floor giggling your head off.
Runnin' From The Law
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 820. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of classic George Crenshaw cartoons from the Belvedere cartoon panel - a feature that has had a loyal syndicated following for over 40 years.
Encounters 5
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Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2015. Category: Nonfiction » Relationships and Family » Friendship
What did you want to be when you grew up? Encounters 5 contains the story, Que Sera, Sera, a humorous peek at a girl's childhood dreams. It is a baby boomer looking back at her life, educational for the non boomers and nostalgic for the rest of us.
The Apocalypse Protocol
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Once upon a time, he was the coolest radio DJ at WKPX Harveyville. He always played the really good music and not the plastic pop pap that the corporate overlords wanted him to play. Until the day that he launched the apocalypse protocol, almost triggered the end of the world (well, sort of) and definitely triggered the end of his career… Warning: Some rude language
Cosmic Tales 7: Virus
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Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Captain Wingclipper and 234 contract an unusual virus prompting Elwood and Rodeena to look for a rare antidote.
Mister Sticky (A Free Short Story)
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Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The surreal short story of a young boy who finds and befriends a stick he finds in a forest, and quickly learns some valuable lessons about friendship.
The Bug Pamphlet - A Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 6,660. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Genius Magician Meeo Letlind is certain she can summon something good enough to prove herself to the greatest of wizards in the Western Kingdoms- she's only mostly right. A comedic fantasy about insects, books, and "BRAHGARAARAAA".
Family Feud
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,450. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The good conservative American town was totally disrupted by the abnormal amorous goings on of a couple outsider couples. But of course, once such unconventional lovers left town everything would settle back to good conservative American normalcy. Or would it?
School Pickings (A Free Short Story)
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Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
George Brown recounts his few hours in a new school in Ireland in the 1980's, as he goes through the harrowing experience of meeting his new teacher and school mates.
A Letter from a Worn-out Husband
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Price: Free! Words: 820. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2015 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sherman can't understand why his wife is so mad, but he doesn't really care. All he needs is some food. If any men out there can sympathize with his plight and drop something off for him, he'll be a happy man. If you want to know what happened and why Sherman is not only on the run from his wife but being carefully watched by the police, read his letter.
Max's Revenge: a wedding, a party and a plate of dog food stew
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Series: The Max Books. Price: Free! Words: 23,610. Language: American English. Published: March 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
Max is out for revenge. In The Wedding, Max gets dumped from being the pageboy at his uncle’s wedding. Max isn’t happy and he knows who is to blame. His evil aunt. Max wants revenge. Will he get his chance before the wedding is over? In Dog Food Stew, Max uncovers his aunt’s evil plan to sell his nanna’s house. Will he stop his nanna’s house from being sold and get revenge on his evil aunt?
Two Bold Little Boys
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Price: Free! Words: 4,370. Language: British English. Published: March 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
Once upon a time, there were two bold little boys called George and Fred. They were so bold, so incredibly naughty, they made the lives of everyone they came in to contact with unbearable. Their poor, bedraggled mother did try to tame them, though, to keep her sons on the straight and narrow, but she was at nothing against two little thugs hell-bent on causing the maximum amount of mischief.
Border TalesToo The Borderland (Mis)Adventures of CBP Officers Elvis Mahoney & Co-Conspirators
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Price: Free! Words: 105,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Border Tales. Former reporter and CBP officer James Whitesell's original journalistic non-fiction work on the on the Arizona/Mexico border. Do a literary genetic splice. and add Mark Twain on LSD to Border Tales. The result? Border Tales Too. Take a step outside ordinary reality and give it a read. Oughta be good for some laughs. .
The Granny In The Red GTS
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: Australian English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The grandmother mentioned here, Dear Reader, was my beloved stepmother, and the story, in essence, is true. Yet painting a picture faithful to her person and personality meant applying a little poetic licence (so to speak), an indulgence I hope you will understand and appreciate. And what has it been? …seventeen, nearly eighteen years? And, even now, to write these final pages still weighs heavy.