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The dimmer from hell
Price: Free! Words: 2,110. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Albert stops what he is intently concentrated on to fix an electrical problem that can't wait. Simple household maintenance jobs can toy with the hapless handyman when his mind is elsewhere. The day wears on and Albert is increasingly frustrated and error prone. He completes the job by happenstance but fears uncharitable elements in the family might assault his pride and dignity.
Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
The Warparound
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Subjected to an environment that defies the logic of time and space, the acrobat like some poor creature in a wheel, struggles to advance in this fifteenth episode.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...
Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
A Handful of Odd: Two
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four tales of the absurd, from a Medusa infestation to a errant spaceship. By the author of 'A Cornucopia of odd', 'Severely Odd: A 2014 Collection' etc. Short stories/flash fiction Approx. 5,000 words total
Texas John Alden (Annotated Edition)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,320. Language: American English. Published: July 15, 2015 by Ronin Robot Press. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Texas John Alden is the story of Breckinridge Elkins and the various and sundry troubles that he innocently (but violently) fell into in his pursuit of the beautiful Betty Wilkinson. A classic of Western vernacular and spinning of tall tales. With Annotations by Barbara Flanagan
A Handful of Odd
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
Eight flash-fiction humour stories. Among them: Some werewolves have an unexpected encounter, a coup-de-etat is judged by a panel including far too many rubber ducks, and some curious inventions; this is a book for lovers of the surreal.
Something About a Sword and a Stone?
Price: Free! Words: 47,530. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Join Uther Pendragon jerkass; his advisor Merlin, who's even worse; his knights Sir Ulfius and Sir Brastias, the Old Firm; and young Arthur, King of the Britons, and actually a pretty okay guy! This comic retelling of the first two books of Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte D'Arthur also descibes Sir Balin and his weird quest to strike the Dolorous Blow and die tragically. It's a hoot and a half!
Literurbano.com
Price: Free! Words: 16,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » History » Africa
Este é o livro mais divertido que terá a oportunidade de ler na sua vida. Tipo... Histórias para rachar, pauladas, crónicas maradas e anedotas piradas com um style literário.
Reward: Stolen Planet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,000. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Huckster overhears a couple of bumbling space truckers (Oliver & Stanley) mention a missing planet and smells "reward" so he insinuates himself into their dilemma and they go off chasing a planet that has been stolen! Yes, a stolen planet. A bit humorous science fiction short at 9,000 words.
The Caring Water Woman
Price: Free! Words: 9,320. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I love Abraham Hicks, they’re fantastic. On one DVD someone says ... ‘it’s a pity you can’t bottle allowing’. Jerry smiled and wrote it down. I, like him, thought that a great idea, so I ran to my lab and tried to figure out a way of isolating and bottling ‘easy life’ which would surely make me gazillions of pounds.
The Loss of Liberty
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous story about an old soldier who paddles his own canoe.
What A Life!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,360. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kevin was a very happy young boy with a sunny disposition for life. But one fatal afternoon an incident involving a walk to school, an apple for teacher and a Ford Cortina, changed Kevin’s life for ever. Now that sunny disposition was gone and a dark black cloud was taking hold of Kevin’s mind.
Apparently a Parent
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,530. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
New Father discovers that parenthood is not all that it is cracked up to be. As his marriage and relationships are strained, he endures stress, worry, and anxiety to discover the greatest joy in his life is right there in front of him.