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Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
Such is Life, Tale of a Small Town Soldier
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 98,170. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We're all stuck in life in some form or fashion, but trusting your faith, friends, and the pursuit of forgiveness is hard work these days for Stan, a sarcastic-ridden soldier who narrates his life's story to fellow soldiers. Things continue to happen to Stan until he realizes he is forced to grow up at the expense of coming back to the people and place he found himself wanting to run from.
The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
Wed To The Wrong Wayne
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 87,840. Language: British English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How do you fake a white wedding and get away with it? When the groom goes missing to stand you up at the altar, well you find and marry the next best thing of course. Only it could all end in tears and not cheers for the bride if they can't find her real hubby to swap him back before the honeymoon is over. Read this British chick-lit novel to find out if Callie will get her Happy Ever After.
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
Halfwit and All Man
Price: Free! Words: 59,340. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Seventy humor essays about life in general, originally published in The Suttertown News in the last century. excerpt: "Cats are deceptive animals, and while it may not be good for a cat to be shaved before it is named, it's probably a good idea to at least wet it down good to see what it looks like under all the hair. " from Shave Your Cat
La Ronda di Capodanno e Altri Disastri
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 59,360. Language: Italian. Published: April 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Avventure urbane, suburbane e surreali nel mondo apparentemente tranquillo di un bonario trentenne particolarmente incline alla catastrofe. Un allegro campionario di piccoli e grandi disastri e dilemmi esistenziali, di frammenti di vita immaginata, temuta, e almeno in parte anche vissuta.
The Bone Eaters: Nick & Amato Investigation #1
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 127,110. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
While investigating a rash of Frankenstein-style reanimations, an overly-inquisitive private investigator Nick Slipwick and a seen-it-all cop, Lieutenant Amato, unravel the mysteries of a secret society of monsters living among the rich and powerful of Detroit. The Bone Eaters combines multiple genres and familiar tropes into a comedic mash-up with plenty of heart.
Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations
Price: Free! Words: 116,420. Language: British English. Published: February 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
A terrifically funny tale about a hapless lawyer who encounters a profusion of eccentric characters on a madcap journey that will see him tasked with saving the world.
Осторожно, блондинка в бою!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,230. Language: Russian. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Блондинка из салона развлечений по воле злого случая оказывается в действующей армии и сразу же разочаровывается в воинской службе. Ночевки на голой земле без перины, обеды без сдобных булок и ликера, кроме того, зачем-то нужно воевать, а вокруг враги, наемные убийцы и шпионы. Нелегко ей приходится с ними. Но кто сказал, что им с блондинкою легко?
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
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Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Never Mind the Botox
You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
Beaver Dams
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,460. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beavers have invaded Salem Creek. And not just any beavers. These are the rare, black-striped hellions that crave two things: wood and meat. What will happen when the critters consume the citizens and the town's buildings? Who will save Salem Creek from sure destruction? Find out in Beaver Dams, a collection that includes the comedy classic Beaver Dam and its hilarious sequel, Beaver Dam 2.
Beaver Dam 2
Series: Hellions. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,550. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Horror » General
We all knew that the beavers would be back. You can't just squash out a creature as horrible as a yellow-toothed, black-striped, blood-soaked Hellion. After living in his bunker for three years, however, Dave Harker thought he'd cheat death and leave his safe haven behind. A world of violence and humor waited for him and, of course, an adventure of average to above average proportions.
Winners and Losers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 82,060. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set in a small southern Michigan city in the early 1990s, Winners and Losers is a rollicking dark comedy starring Tom Slotrak, a young man who wins the jackpot in the Michigan Lottery and the crazy and (sometimes) romantic adventures he has afterwards. He learns the hard way that money can’t buy happiness but that it sure can lead to some very funny and bizarre experiences!
The Big R
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,420. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
R is for: Relationships…Redundancy…Reunions…Romance…Redemption But when you lose your girlfriend (to an odious, but very good looking kick-boxer) and then your IT job (With the world’s worst Stationary supplier) in quick succession, a school reunion is the last thing you need. Press-ganged by his flatmates, Craig and Melissa, and w
Heywood Fetcher
Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.
Beowulf is Back
Series: The Not Quite Histories of Beowulf. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,020. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beowulf is back, but for how long? Already on the run, he is drawn into multitude of conspiracies surrounding the French Succession. Pursued by assassins, trolls and a mysterious stranger, Beowulf is drawn into a high stakes game of 'which Louis should be king?' Look out for ambush, intrigue, fast donkey carts, fried chicken, philosophy and true love! Making the dark ages even darker!
Loves Me, Loves Me Not
Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,850. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Katherine’s story: Elementary school principal Katherine Tipton is used to dealing with mischievous children. But the problems she's having with one unruly pupil are nothing compared to the trouble she finds herself facing with the child's attractive father.