Fiction » Humor & comedy » General

A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
By
Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
Sneeuwwitje herzien
By
Series: De brutale heks. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,960. Language: Dutch. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Hilda komt Sneeuwwitje te hulp als de prinses dreigt te worden vermoord door haar stiefmoeder, de koningin. Onze heks ziet meteen haar kans schoon om wraak te nemen op de koningin vanwege een incident dat ze niet vergeten is. Zal het de brutale heks lukken om haar plan uit te voeren ondanks alle hindernissen die op haar pad komen? Let op: dit is geen boek voor jonge kinderen! (Het is Hilda.)
The Last Dragon Slayer
By
Price: Free! Words: 41,390. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land far away the last dragon slayer seeks the last dragon. Unfortunately he's having an extended out-of-body experience and a really bad hair day due to a magical accident. Coupled with a violent but well-meaning king, a non-violent and evil wizard and pets that just won't shut up, this quest is turning into a farce, fast.
Winners and Losers
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,060. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set in a small southern Michigan city in the early 1990s, Winners and Losers is a rollicking dark comedy starring Tom Slotrak, a young man who wins the jackpot in the Michigan Lottery and the crazy and (sometimes) romantic adventures he has afterwards. He learns the hard way that money can’t buy happiness but that it sure can lead to some very funny and bizarre experiences!
Are You A Jerk?
By
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you a jerk? Of course not. It’s always the other guy who is a jerk. What if you’re already a jerk, but just don’t know it yet? After all, most jerks think that they’re God’s gift to everybody, and the thought of being a jerk never entered their minds. To find out if you are a jerk and to what degree, take the test in this book. If you want to be a jerk, then just follow the tips. Good luck.
Heaven Nor Hell
By
Price: Free! Words: 26,840. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three journalism students stumble across something that could change the world. In the process, they make enemies of the Prime Minister and every pharmaceutical company on the planet - who all want what the students have - and of The Vatican, which would do everything in its power to stop the students' investigations.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
By
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
Unos Marranos + Una Víbora = Romance
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,850. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A novel stuffed with fun, animals, people, food, uncertainty, conflict but with a happy ending. It is carnitas for the soul. And brain.
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
By
Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
By
Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
The Project
By
Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
MNPB (Midnight Peanut Butter)
By
Price: $1.44 USD. Words: 37,930. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
"Snarky teenagers and unfortunate circumstances," a story told in chatlogs. A group of online friends - four teenagers in different timezones - attempt to handle a series of events that both test and threaten their bonds as friends over the course of their last five days of high school.
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
By
Price: Free! Words: 9,950. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, knife-wielding maniacs.
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer
By
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,440. Language: American English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer is a tongue-in-cheek eBook about cell phones users and their idiosyncrasies they display while using possibly their favorite gadget in the world. That being said, the eBook pokes fun at people in the grocery store, movie theaters, doctor’s offices, and of course while driving. You know you’ve witnessed one or more of these cell phone disturbances.
Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.
I Don't Drink Decaf
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,330. Language: British English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Can bringing the wrong coffee be a reason for murder? It can if it is the final straw. Augusta and Diana have had enough of their husbands, The very deadly but sexy and glamorous Rachel can offer a way out. Follow them from conspiracy to plans to action. Can it really work out?
House of Ideas
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Gerald Kappler moved to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a famous writer. Little did he know that that success would come with the help of an extraordinary bathroom stall.
Crimson Fall
By
Price: Free! Words: 58,050. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Carys Reilly has returned to her tiny hometown of Horca, California. While writing an article, Carys finds that Horca has a few surprises in its past. Fall is in the air, and as the weather gets colder, Horca heats up.
Shoestring Rider
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,500. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma’s horse Wisdom doesn’t calm down in front of his fences even after private lessons with the barn instructor Ms. Larimar and the trainer gives up on her. Emma is desperate to solve the problem so she can compete her horse in one day events, but lacks the money to take her horse to a professional for help. Enter Jason Etaloni, horse trainer and television star.
The Travelling Parsi
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,400. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This anthology of short humorous stories about the Zoroastrian Parsi community is narrated through the satirical voice of a Parsi girl. 'The Travelling Parsi' talks of the commonalities, peculiarities and prejudices of this unique community that lives all across the world, but is bound by the inimitable Parsiness of things.