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A Bag of Snakes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All that Lonnie wanted was to get the dead possum out of her yard. How did she wind up in a holding cell for attempted murder? A Bag of Snakes is a humorous tale about a woman caught in the absurdity of human existence. With her Camus-toting neighbor Cheryl by her side, she's just trying to make sense of the inexplicable mess that circumstance has thrust her into.
Dancers & Other Short Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,100. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of ten short stories by J R Oneal. Dancers, Cross Country, Rocking at the Store, Hootchie Cootchie, Plum Branch Wedding, Wild Woman from Borneo, Disaster at the Old Wash Hole, Civics Lesson, The Question, The Fight.
Legs Through the Ceiling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
The Gas Giant
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Series: Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 34,000. Language: American English. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
After defeating the Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters and quitting EDAM, Matt and Jamie Belmont are forced back into action to save the Earth again.
Jugovina
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: Serbian. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dizajn omota i grafika Goran Radičević
Agent Nine and the Killer Beats
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Price: Free! Words: 11,560. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Agent Nine, an intergalactic secret agent, is forced to complete his coworker's failed mission. As his team tries to protect the world from hearing the most horrific music ever produced, Russia and America are on the brink of a nuclear war.
Polar Bear in Australia, Book Two of the Polar Bear Trilogy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,380. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
MM1(SS) Jason Beckman accepted a commission and an assignment as Assistant Defense Liaison at the U.S. Embassy in Australia. He could have taken a medical discharge. Australia is a strong ally, they speak English, the populace is friendly... what's not to like? What could go wrong? Jason could have given more thought to Cdr.Finster's motive for recruiting him so stridently.
Not Just For Christmas
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 63,880. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Not Just For Christmas is three not so short short stories you can read at any time. NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS (Three short Christmassy stories to read at any time!) by STEFAN JAKUBOWSKI THE MISSING CHRISTMAS SOCK Tom Tyme, the time travelling pensioner, is at his wits’ end in this Yuletide mystery. Saint Nicholas is missing you see! Worse still, so is Tom’s Christmas sock!
Tyme And Time Again
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 79,110. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Against a backdrop of fun, Tyme And Time Again is the further adventures of Tom Tyme, the time travelling pensioner. With his familiar, the magical Egyptian Mau Catranna - Cat for short - by his side the adventure is set as they investigate disturbing goings on in the deep past concerning a certain Leonardo Da Vinci.
Miscreation
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 123,920. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There’s life. There shouldn’t be. Follow Musca “the explosion was nothing to do with me” soot smeared idiot son of the very recently deceased Chieftain. He plans to take the survivors of a certain devastating incident to a mythical land called OHM - there’s no place like it. Miscreation is a fantasy comedy of epic nonsense. Enjoy! Let the lunacy begin!
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues)
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,030. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues) foi escrito como resultado de diversos trechos de conversas ouvidas nas ruas pelo autor, em que apenas pedaços aparentemente sem sentido eram captados, pois tanto as pessoas que conversavam quanto o autor caminhavam de passagem pelos lugares onde partes das conversas eram ouvidas pelo ar, e apenas sensações ficaram na memória.
Pudgy and Precocious - The World of Baby LeRoy
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Price: Free! Words: 9,000. Language: American English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baby LeRoy is a chubby bundle of joy - and is the smartest and sassiest infant ever! True, he can't really talk yet, but that doesn't stop him from telling his stories, and expressing his outrageous opinions by typing them into his PC, that faithful companion who rivals his shapely Mexican nanny for his attention. Don't eat or drink while reading this book, for you may have a laughing fit!
Cosmic Tales 5: Pipe Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
On a frozen mountain range, Elwood and Rodeena adopt disguises to try and scare away a bunch of workers from constructing an oil pipeline.
Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
"Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught" is a short list of silly tips written by a human, er, an alien for aliens. Originally published by Third Flatiron Publishing.
The Gym. How I Beat The Exercise Boredom With Funny Gym Adventures
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I am going to be honest with you. I don’t like to exercise. I didn’t like to do it when I was a kid, I didn’t enjoy it when I was in college, and I continued to ignore it into the later phases of my life. However, it didn’t matter if I liked it or not, there came a time when I didn’t have a choice anymore. I just had to exercise in order to keep myself healthy.
The VIscount Besieged
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,680. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
A Romance Novel In the tradition of Regency Romance, an energetic country house tale of tangled plots and counter-plots. Determined to outfox the Errant Heir, Isadora finds she’s taken on a tougher challenge than she bargained for. Elizabeth Bailey is the author of historical fiction, including 18 romances for Harlequin Mills and Boon and the Lady Fan mystery series with Penguin’s Berkley Books.
Her Own Fairy Godmother
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 62,030. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Romantic Comedy, Modern-day Fairy-tale. Humorous and engaging, Charlene Randall is trying to win a man by following the instructions she'd read on an Internet article. Her neighbor steps in to help. She can't stop thinking of him as her own fairy godmother. The problem is, she soon starts thinking of him as much more.
Double Trouble (Adventures of Rascals Polly & Gertie 2 Books in 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,740. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Two Rascal Books in One! When Polly and Gertie collect filthy bubblegum from the pavement, Great Aunt Mabel bans them form playing together. Too bad for Auntie ‘cause Polly and Gertie are in the school choir together, and they want to be famous like Justin Bieber. But when Polly accidentally wee-wees on the classroom floor, Miss Badger kicks her out of the choir.
The First Trip
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous short story about a young man taking his first LSD trip and the highs and lows he experiences from it.
Bulgaria's Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bulgaira is a good kitty. But always manages to get into trouble. Will Buglaria be on the naughty or good list for Christmas?