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Trivial Pursuits
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,910. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
“TRIVIAL PURSUITS” is a 3-act, 1-set play in which 4 characters - diagonal vertices of a box called "maleness" - discuss their favorite subject - "femaleness" - while playing a (sometimes metaphorical) board game. Warning: It ain't dinner theater. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original scripted format.]
Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems For Kids
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!
Ten Tips for the Newcomer at a Spirit Filled Church Service
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,610. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A true but tongue in cheek look at what it takes to survive a first (and subsequent) visits to a Spirit filled church service.
The Assignment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have you ever sat in front of a blank piece of paper, knowing you had homework due, a project due at work, a writing assignment to finish, a deadline looming, but had no motivation or desire to even begin? Then you'll love The Assignment!
Never Tell Your Dreams
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,640. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Superstition: Noun 1. An irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear. 2. Circumstances under which Maggie Greenlee lives her life. Maggie’s life revolves around superstition. Mitch Dozier is done revolving his life around Maggie Greenlee. Will they realize saving Grandberry Falls is in their hands?
Fairytales From The Other Side - Little Red Riding Hood - From The Wolf's View Point
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A humorous twist on the old fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, as seen from the view point of the wolf. Was Ms. Hood really innocent as in the original story? Was the 'Big Bad Wolf' really so bad?
The Mythical Origins of Forty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Useful as a birthday gift for people becoming forty, this is an illustrated, fanciful account of the ancient Department of Phonemics' effort to define that prominent mid-point of life. It is 6 pages in length and concludes with "Happy Fortieth Birthday."
So a Dragon, a Muse, and an Alien Walk Into a Bar... (A Three Story Collection)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,580. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Banty Hen Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Three comedic stories from the science fiction & fantasy genres. Find out why no one in the dragon-plagued town of Schnitzengruben is glad to see a professional dragon slayer arrive. Join a gumshoe journalist as he discovers the truth behind the making of the galaxy's best slumgullion chowder. And meet the painful, bruise-covered truth behind Shakespeare's genius: Callidora,the muse of *boxing.
Spider's Web
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 3,170 words. We called him Spider. With his long legs and gangly arms he actually looked like a spider too, but to me, seeing him sideways on with his tongue hanging out, he looked more like a zipper on a crumpled old anorak. But that didn’t mean he was soft. When the moment came, Spider could be as vicious as any mad black widow ..
Faceless
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A panhandler, an alcoholic mother, a lawyer behind the wheel of a bucket truck, a state trooper who despises women, a presidential candidate fond on social media, a coroner with a new set of scalpels, and a star maker with the latest technology. All in a mosaic, or better an orgy of life stories taped and narrated by the author himself.
Office Life
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,740. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fed up with the monotony of work, sick of drudging to the office every single day? Well fear not. Office Life is here to show you that even in the most mundane of settings it is possible to find comedy, drama, tragedy and romance. Office life is a collection of short stories from fresh, exciting authors and will open your eyes to the endless possibilities within the world of work.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.
Tales of Misery and Imagination
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,960. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A collection of short stories by Scott S. Phillips (author of PETE, DRINKER OF BLOOD), ranging across such genres as urban fantasy, horror, humor, coming-of-age and more. "Triangulate funny, creepy and melancholy, and you'll find Scott S. Phillips, waiting for a bus." — Nathan Long, author of JANE CARVER OF WAAR
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Did you ever wonder why it is so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? In One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink, Oink is struggling with this question in a humorous way. The book is full of funny illustrations. Anybody who has ever tried to lose weight can relate to this story.
The Barn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,220. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Squirrel Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alvin Bandy, movie nut and would-be filmmaker, is alone in Hollywood after his girlfriend dumps him. He hatches a drunken plan to course-correct his life: travel to his hometown of Albuquerque to seek out his first girlfriend, Kelli, and do what he never did before: have sex with her. Kelli won't be had so easily, and gives Alvin a challenge that could either be his undoing or his salvation...
Don't Make Me Laugh (2)
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 4,800. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh (2) are more of my funny lifestyle stories designed to make you happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Don't Make Me Laugh
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh are funny lifestyle stories designed to make people happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Explain That To A Martian 3
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.