Fiction » Humor & comedy » General

THE PARTY-A CONCERT-MONEY AND JAIL    by George McGilvary
Price: $3.99 USD. 17840 words. Language: English (Scottish dialect). Published on June 19, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

Four tales set in Caledonia that attempt to make you smile. They display earthiness, refinement of sentiment, deviousness and quirky behaviour, all presented in unusual settings.
Expected    by Crooked Cat publishing
Price: $2.99 USD. 73200 words. Language: English. Published on June 19, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

Red Alert. Sam Sweet is terrified of giving birth. Only, she doesn’t dare tell anyone. Especially her grandchild-obsessed mother, or her fiancé, Simon - top surgeon by day, mind-game expert by night. Sam is going to have to find her voice if she ever wants to be herself, fall in love, and follow her dreams. Alas, the wedding date is set...
Turning Thirty-Twelve    by Sandy James
Price: $0.99 USD. 71860 words. Language: English. Published on June 18, 2013. Fiction » Romance » Contemporary.

Jackie Delgado didn’t want a new man in her life. Bowing to pressure from friends, she agrees to a blind date. But when Mark Brennan calls, she realizes the date won’t be “blind.” He’s the father of one of her students. Then the dreaded blind date turns out to be more exciting than she’d ever imagined.
The Ironic Fantastic #1    by Rhys Hughes
Price: $0.99 USD. 13270 words. Language: English. Published on June 18, 2013. Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories.

An anthology of fantastical fiction with an emphasis on absurdism and surrealism.
Checkmate    by Adrienne Lockhart
Price: $0.99 USD. 3640 words. Language: English. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wonder what really goes on in retirement communities? Join Ethel and her neighbors at Shady Pines on a rip-roaring short story comedy adventure to discover just who has been filching everything from screens to spoons (and why), the ultimate allure of chess, and the power of glitter.
Running A.M.U.C.    by B.B. Irvine
Price: $2.99 USD. 38800 words. Language: English. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

“Welcome to this opening of the Arte Museum of Unusual Crafts,” reads the press release; in fact, the museum has been open for eight months with few visitors. Will this “Opening Night” do the trick? It starts with the main show going missing, includes a killer cook in Café D’AMUC, a temperamental artist, and a local burglar hiding in the museum. Have fun, just don’t eat the crunchy cheese!
The Musings of Gideon Faint Volume 1    by Gideon Faint
Price: Free! 11150 words. Language: English. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

The two stories contained within this e-book are puzzles to be solved. The e-book is free and submitting your answer is free, but there is a prize to be won for the first to solve each story...
Älämä    by Venla Mäkelä
Price: $0.99 USD. 6310 words. Language: Finnish. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

Lyhyet ihmiskuvat; lista koostuu roskapostini spammereiden nimistä. Paljastan teille heidän persoonansa.
Alpha    by Taylor Hohulin
Price: $3.99 USD. 65640 words. Language: English. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Science fiction » General.

Alpha is the world’s first robotic soldier, but he would rather woo his mechanic than wage war. Unfortunately, when he finds himself caught between a dangerous ex-soldier and the bored CEO of the Planet Earth Military Forces, he realizes he has to do what he was created to do and fight. Of course, this is easier said than done, thanks to his unfortunate, deadly malfunction.
75 Best Minecraft Jokes    by Jared Smith
Price: $3.99 USD. 1170 words. Language: English. Published on June 17, 2013. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

Minecraft jokes, puns and funny stuff. This collection of terribly punny jokes covers your favorite subject - Minecraft! Zing your friends with the zaniest Minecraft jokes on the block! Amuse or annoy everyone in your family!