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Fish Pants
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fish pants? Sure, I bought a pair.
The Egyptian ~ Moaning at MONA
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This short play is set in the Museum of Old and New Art in Hobart, Tasmania on a cool summer's day. Susan takes Erik on his first visit to the iconic museum of art but they are in for a shock at one exhibit. Join them on this fast paced romp. Eero Tarik is one of the world's most prolific short story writers and from time to time pops out a short play or five.
Baby Sings The Boos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,700. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
In each of these original Boo and Baby stories from the author of The Cowboy's Baby and Talking To The Dead Guys, something always goes wrong. These tales introduce you to two of the quirkiest animals that Texas has ever seen. There's singing involved here somewhere. It says so right in the title. You're going to enjoy their screwball adventures, and you're going to laugh.
Weight of the Moon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,960. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A self-important couple is about to face the darkest day of their lives, courtesy of a flamboyant, well-upholstered opera luminary. When their best friends’ clandestine adult-film star daughter schemes to come to their rescue, a bizarre, enlightening, and humorous journey unfolds. Will their faith in one another be enough to uncoil their deceitful pasts and free them from the weight of the moon?
Sweet Dream Lover
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,260. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Kat’s story: Kat Roth and Mark Denham have plenty in common—they’re CEOs of rival Seattle-area candy companies, they’re both in feverish pursuit of number one status in the nation and they were both once married...to each other.
Fudge Berries and Frogs’ Knickers (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,360. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poppy Wellesley is rich. In fact Poppy Wellesley is very rich, so when her fortunes change from riches to rags Poppy has to start a whole new life. Put yourself in her Guccis as she swaps her penthouse apartment for a run-down houseboat on Regent’s Canal. Meet her dippy friend Chelsea, the infamous Jack Diamond (see The Dog’s Bollocks) and her hunky boat neighbour, Taylor.
Collin O'Daurc
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 120,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Collin O’Daurc, a cynical hairstylist, suffers a stroke & is plunged into a fantasy-world inhabited by long-dead artist & infamous reprobate Paul Gauguin & his never-born daughter, a Maori inventor with cybertronic legs, and a baboon-ish monkey half the size of a bus. Not to mention monsters, cannibals, typhoons, and the T-Wreckx, seagoing hostel & twin of the Titanic. Is this karma? Or reality?
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Nomadic Delirium Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar is a serious literary work of science fiction and fantasy stories that looks to delve into...who are we trying to kid? This book is a collection of comedic science fiction and fantasy stories written by some truly talented authors. You'll be taken to alien bars, alien planets, and any funny place these authors could come up with.
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd: The Bay Area Blues (Vol.1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd celebrates the nerdy, yet eccentric life of a single 25-year-old English teacher named Halian. Somewhat tormented by her own clumsiness and obsession with libraries, Halian’s whimsical personality is put to the test when she meets the guy she didn't necessarily pray for. This guy is out of her league…or so she thinks.
The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted & lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser in a madcap adventure replete with a silver spoon, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a whole lot of buttons.
I Tied an Onion to my Belt
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
William Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor": A Retelling in Prose
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 41,100. Language: American English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Classics
This is an easy-to-read version of William Shakespeare's comedy "The Merry Wives of Windsor."
How Painters Were Able to Win Naval Commanders
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the relations between the state and its army? Reasonable person would say that the army is in the service of civil society. But in some places it happens vice versa: the army sets the rules of life for ordinary citizens. How to change the thinking of military commanders? I tell about this in my novel.
Fistfight at Judas Gulch
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
Sardo Pat is an original Forty-Niner, and tells it like it was back in Gold Rush times
The Monkey Heist
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Series: Life is (almost) beautiful!, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A piercing gastritis, a cat to take to the vet, and a screaming monkey perched on a plum tree in my garden... and it was only ten o’ clock!
The Ghost in the Barbershop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015 by Local Hero Press, LLC. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
A Muddy Creek short story set in the Weird Wild West. When Muddy Creek barber Angus discovers a vengeful spirit haunting his shop, shenanigans ensue as the town sheriff tries to figure out a way to dispose of a ghost.
Cosmic Tales #1: Resurrection
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Price: Free! Words: 4,190. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Piloting the battered Chromium Bullet, the robot assistant 234 collects a very important piece of cargo shut inside a sarcophagus. The Crew: Captain Phoenix Wingclipper, a scheming AWOL military pilot; Assistant 234, a hapless AWOL robotic co-pilot; Rodeena Salvoyant, a reptilian female negotiator; Elwood Makepeace, a reluctantly travelling earthman; Bink, a heroic small floating ball droid
Too Much Monkey Business
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A research lab is established to examine the Million Monkey theory. As time goes on, two students decide to hurry things along.