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Cedric Fallows and the Genius
Price: Free! Words: 4,140. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1.Cedric Fallows is all alone and on a downward spiral because his wife has died. His mate says ‘Cedric, you need a hobby.’ So Cedric gets a hobby as a domestic livestock therapist in an abattoir holding pen. But, what do you say to a stressed pig about to get the chop?‘ 2.This collection of words is about the statement ‘I’ve never used anything I learned at school’. But there was one thing ...
Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
Price: Free! Words: 7,840. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Ever wonder how Trump got so rich? Go behind the scenes with the founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Partners for the hilarious and sometimes downright wrong ideas behind Donald’s investments over the last three decades. You’ll laugh out loud reading about businesses ranging from his online breakfast (only) store to a unique medicinal marijuana brand. “Bigly funny book.” - Donald
Fifty Shades of Roxie Brown (A Romantic Comedy)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,550. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Come with Roxie Brown on her hilarious crime-busting romantic adventure and discover if the love of her life is the man of her dreams or if the man she loves is her worst nightmare.
Hamlet On A Budget
Price: Free! Words: 10,020. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story from the Hamlet Mystery series. When Wilson Daggot, a dubious handyman and general layabout, finds a suitcase full of money he's delighted, but Sam MacNeil, still perpetually trapped in his hometown, can only see trouble coming from this and it isn't long before murder makes another visit to the quirky town of Hamlet.
Fat Riker
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,040. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fat Riker may be the worst band on the planet. With thirty years of bizarre shows, puzzling albums and countless lineup changes, their history is almost impenetrable. When one man inherits the band by answering a mysterious classified ad, he finds himself with the unenviable task of sorting it all out.
The Warparound
Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harmonizing his stream to the tune of life, the Acoustic Funambulist travels on time throughout the galaxies in a progression of unlikely encounters. Subjected to an environment that defies the logic of time and space, the acrobat like some poor creature in a wheel, struggles to advance in this fifteenth episode.
Mint Condition
Price: Free! Words: 3,560. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second escapade in the Clegghorne trilogy in which Arnold and his grandson Michael make and then fire their own gun.
The Outrageous Obnubilation of Oscar Oaks Objectification of Orbs
Price: Free! Words: 780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another flash fiction story intended to make you laugh. I am not going to give you a synopsis, as that would probably end up the same length as the story...
Tsunami Warning
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,350. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The circus is coming to town and people keep dying. Jim and Kram are back in their second hilarious romp around their secluded Southeast Alaskan island.
Pickles and Ponies: A Fairy-Tale
You set the price! Words: 75,690. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help — and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's been thoroughly brainwashed. Can there be a happily ever after? And for whom?
How I Nearly Produced an Epic
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 46,780. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: July 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nothing dramatic about this family drama: this is unashamedly, relentlessly and blatantly light entertainment – grins, giggles and belly-laughs. You might ask how one man could possibly get embroiled in so many bizarre, unpredictable and hilarious situations when all he is trying to do is produce a simple home-movie: “The Epic” as it becomes referred to by his family members. But, OMG, he does!
The Tallyman
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Dark Man was leaning over me smiling down into my face. He was a malevolent-looking man. "Good Day Sunshine, I'm The Tallyman...and I've been sent to collect." There was a pause and the smile got wider. "What is owed." Trapped in the Waste Lands, Stephen is running from The Mist while the writer and some of his characters are determined he never escapes the Dead Zone.
StarWarts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,040. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This Star Wars parody includes all 6 episodes. Relive the epic story of the Jagermeisters: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce; Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I’maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon.
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
A Tale of Two Stories
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 79,190. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome
The sixties decade puts together a romantic courtship of two young lovers, Barry and Belinda. Their diaries however show differing perspectives of their young lives and the many escapades will leave you chuckling, especially the antics of Barry and his rather bizarre family. And for the pop boffins amongst you, there are some hidden sixties pop titles cunningly nestling amongst the text. Have fun!
Screwed, Blu’d And Tattooed (And Other Stories)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,510. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Blu Yunger, a wild and wooly young traveler who will take you for quite a ride in his fast Ford Fairlane. Along the way you’ll meet the beauteous Fakyah Aineedair, Big Roid Bagwith, and Trout Bender. If this picaresque adventure isn’t enough to hold you, there’s a handful of other tales to tug on your brainpan. Yes, Reef Perkins can be downright hilarious!
Uncle Moe and the Martha’s Vineyard Frackers
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 47,330. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Moe Thibault is a lovable octogenarian who sometimes thinks he’s Jacques Clouseau and who’s convinced he once had an identical twin. Moe arrives on Martha's Vineyard, trying to track down a long lost twin, when a fracking operation offers a threat to the Vineyard. If you like irreverent stories with zany characters, this one is for you!
Fish Food (a novel about life, death, and commas)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,320. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Michael Uxem is a grammar-obsessed, hearing-impaired evolutionary biologist who shares his home on Martha’s Vineyard with three cats, an irascible parrot, and a tankful of red-bellied piranhas (his wife left him years ago for an Andersen Windows salesman). The goal of his scientific work is to discover a shark repellent. As research reaches critical point...everything gets out of hand.
Til Death Us Do Join
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,440. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mortimer Fitzroy is a soul guide. Soul guides go to earth to pick up the souls of deceased people. When he's sent down to collect the souls of a few people who are about to die there is a lot more waiting for him than just a routine pick-up. His customers are not the easiest ones to deal with and finding a good place for them in the afterlife also proves a challenge.