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Eight Hour Fiction #2
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Series: Eight Hour Fiction, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 13,490. Language: American English. Published: November 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
The Eight Hour Challenge, inspired by best-selling author J.A. Konrath is back! "Friends With Benefits" (teen+) - Gxkxl the hapless alien is back, and this time he's found his niche as a mob enforcer for a local Russian crew. "General Megatron #2" (safe for children) - General Megatron's escape from the Doom Lord's prison of tortures is compromised by the Evil Queen Mother.
God and the Squirrels
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,370. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the very first “bizarro fiction” by T.K. Wade, an insurance salesman named Robert was turned into a squirrel by God himself in order to teach him a lesson. During his time as a forest rodent, he must learn how to get along in a cartoon village of squirrels and ultimately find a way to get God to change him back. Fun, comedy, and even the absurd abound in “God and the Squirrels” by T.K. Wade.
The Waitress, the Whiskey & the Handcuffs - Part 1 of The Ruby Chronicles
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,310. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her crude and offensive employer plays an embarrassing prank on her, Ruby Daniel gets revenge with the help of her mother, whose devious tactics and unrestrained glee in the details of retaliation leave Ruby in awe, and a little fearful of the woman who raised her.
Trojan Playroom
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 10,890. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four teenagers sneak into a children's playroom at night and try to get the dolls and teddybears to appear alive, as one of the friends used to be able to do when he was young.
Sweet Hornets
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 37,380. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All the characters in this story are the usual sterotypes such as one might have seen in the horror films.
Robot Rebel
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 34,770. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can you imagine a human baby born in a Robot world? Well, Mr. Clay could. This book you can't resist. It is a true adventure story that happened in the year 3006, and tells what happened when this real baby grows up and the computer finds out that he's not a robot like everybody else.
Little Red Cloud and the Americans
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 71,700. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Here is a story with humour, about a Native American Tribe living at a time in America during the rush to the West, and the take over of land from the white settlers.
Imperfectly Criminal
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 67,540. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Freya Morgan thought it would be a great idea to hire the bad boy on campus to beat up her douchebag ex. Fast forward a few months, and the bad boy she hired is in trouble, and it's sort of her fault. After all, she started the trend of all the ladies on campus hiring him to do their dirty work. Now, two of the boys he was hired to beat are dead and he's the prime suspect.
El Candímetro Is In Braille
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Price: Free! Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 2 reviews)
I got a jury summons for my eighteenth birthday, thanks to the dual misfortunes of having survived that long and not having committed any felonies along the way. Growing up in Miami in the eighties, it was something of a perfect storm.
Flying the Coop: The Video Game Mystery Novel
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Series: The Gamer Mystery Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,850. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Game designer Bernard Walker finds his world taken hostage when police fail to solve a grisly murder. Desperate to get his life back, he deploys his San Francisco startup's game-design technology—backed by jalapeño-infused hot dogs from a local minimart—to hunt down a highly elusive murderer, in a hilarious battle of wit, cunning, and vastly different tastes in hot dogs and tofu.
Twelve Days To Christmas
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,640. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? The ditzy, loveable, oldies face their first Christmas challenge together, with every one of the twelve days before Christmas causing hilarious situations to be dealt with in their inimitable down-to-earth style...
What Are Friends For?
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Price: Free! Words: 18,330. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? A humorous introduction to four ditzy, loveable, oldies…
A Book of Limericks
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian
Limericks of love, sex, politics, religion, music. Some are funny, some bawdy, some pointed, and some, you dear reader, shall find pleasing to the ear. By the author of White Brother and other poems and Pub Poems, which have in them a clutch of limericks.
Midget Bones Diary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,950. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014 by Puppy Care Education. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Year I Went From Shelter Oldie to my Forever Home. My diary follows the trials and tribulations as I adjust to life outside the shelter that had been my home for many satisfying years. Being fostered and playing happy pet families was not something ‘The Bones’ had planned on. While you can indeed teach old dogs new tricks we don’t take kindly to change.
Sam Jenkins Novelette Mysteries Collection 2
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,210. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014 by MindWingsAudio. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
This is Collection 2 of published novelettes by Wayne Zurl of the popular series about Police Chief Sam Jenkins of Prospect, Tennessee. Each case presents the reader with compelling circumstance, Zurl’s brand of wit and Jenkins’ justice.
Fatal Chocolate Obsession
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Series: Death by Chocolate. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A bouquet of roses, a bottle of wine, a crystal butterfly…and a dead man in the alley behind Death by Chocolate. Gifts for Lindsay, left in the middle of the night. Is her ex-husband Rick between girlfriends and pursuing her again? Did he leave the roses and wine? He has done the out-of-season Santa Claus thing before. But when the crystal butterfly appears, Rick is in the hospital.
That Disney Summer
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,720. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Young Walt Farquhar, lifelong classic Disney fan, pursues his dream of working the summer in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World... ...but soon learns that it takes more than wishing upon a star to make dreams come true.
The Sweetest Sound
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Series: River Bend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,090. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014 by The Tule Publishing Group. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Orthopedic surgeon Dr Charlie Barnett barely has time to buy new socks, let alone time to fall in love. Spanish street musician Ramona Garrido-Lopez isn’t looking for love, either. With her parents depending on her, their only child, all she really wants is to make them happy. Despite the sparks that fly between them, she and Charlie couldn’t possibly be serious about each other... could they?
Palm Castle
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,230. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of eccentricity and strange doings in an accounting/tax preparation firm in central Florida. And even stranger doings in the bar down the street… Say goodbye to the stereotypical boring, stuffed-shirted, dull, folks who populate your average accounting office. Now it’s time to meet the zany, madcap, wacky folks who work at H. B. Abercorn, and drink at the Blue Midget Taproom after hours.
The Vamp Of Mensa
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 1,830. Language: American English. Published: November 3, 2014 by Hypo To Helio Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Originally published 1985. A clueless young man meets a fascinating Romanian woman at the Mensa party she hosts, on the Friday before Halloween. She tries her best to get him drunk, but she herself does not drink...wine. This story is cheap because it's short (1,598 words). The author is a lifetime member of Mensa who has thoroughly researched Mensa parties.