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150 Totally Fresh Fully Mint School Jokes Bru!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wise man once told me that 'a school is like a pop tart inverted in a chicken window'. Whilst I cannot ensure that you will be imparted with such wisdom by enjoying these 150 totally fresh fully mint school jokes... I know you will at least have a laugh :)... bru.
A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
Sneeuwwitje herzien
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Series: De brutale heks. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,960. Language: Dutch. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Hilda komt Sneeuwwitje te hulp als de prinses dreigt te worden vermoord door haar stiefmoeder, de koningin. Onze heks ziet meteen haar kans schoon om wraak te nemen op de koningin vanwege een incident dat ze niet vergeten is. Zal het de brutale heks lukken om haar plan uit te voeren ondanks alle hindernissen die op haar pad komen? Let op: dit is geen boek voor jonge kinderen! (Het is Hilda.)
The Last Dragon Slayer
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Price: Free! Words: 41,390. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land far away the last dragon slayer seeks the last dragon. Unfortunately he's having an extended out-of-body experience and a really bad hair day due to a magical accident. Coupled with a violent but well-meaning king, a non-violent and evil wizard and pets that just won't shut up, this quest is turning into a farce, fast.
28 Years A Bachelor
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 70,360. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that an Indian woman in possession of a son with an engineering degree, must be in want of a daughter-in-law with an outsized dowry. Which can be a problem when said son is vehemently opposed to dowry.
Winners and Losers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,060. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set in a small southern Michigan city in the early 1990s, Winners and Losers is a rollicking dark comedy starring Tom Slotrak, a young man who wins the jackpot in the Michigan Lottery and the crazy and (sometimes) romantic adventures he has afterwards. He learns the hard way that money can’t buy happiness but that it sure can lead to some very funny and bizarre experiences!
Are You A Jerk?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you a jerk? Of course not. It’s always the other guy who is a jerk. What if you’re already a jerk, but just don’t know it yet? After all, most jerks think that they’re God’s gift to everybody, and the thought of being a jerk never entered their minds. To find out if you are a jerk and to what degree, take the test in this book. If you want to be a jerk, then just follow the tips. Good luck.
Heaven Nor Hell
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Price: Free! Words: 26,840. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three journalism students stumble across something that could change the world. In the process, they make enemies of the Prime Minister and every pharmaceutical company on the planet - who all want what the students have - and of The Vatican, which would do everything in its power to stop the students' investigations.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
Егоизъм, госпожице
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Series: Български разкази / Bulgarian Short Stories. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 35,850. Language: Bulgarian. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Героите на Любомир Николов пристигат в този книжен влак, готови да отвлекат за дълго вниманието на четящия. Въоръжени са с опасно красиви оръжия, меланхолия, коварство, гранати смях и висшето военно изкуство да са непредвидими.
Unos Marranos + Una Víbora = Romance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,850. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A novel stuffed with fun, animals, people, food, uncertainty, conflict but with a happy ending. It is carnitas for the soul. And brain.
Troubles and Treats
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,310. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014 by Cincinnatus Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage?
Futures and Frosting
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 71,330. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014 by Cincinnatus Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them.
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
More Oh My Aging Funny Bone: Be a C
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 76,020. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jokes about and for seniors that tickle the only sense that improves with age - your sense of humor. Your sense of hearing, sight, taste, hearing, feel and even your common sense tend to diminish with age. You may have known some of these jokes before -having received them via email - but then again, if you are a senior you may have forgotten them. Read them, feed your sense of humor!
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 73,150. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s debatable whether Rail McClain is your typical teenager, who’s about to enter college. Rail enjoys a good time and hates to study. During his four years in high school, he majored in sports and minored in classwork. After one year of college, he flunks out. Then to his parent’s dismay, he informs them he plans to be an actor and attend a drama school in Hollywood, California.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
Revenge of the Fluffy Bunnies
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,070. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A terrible change has come to the Cineverse. In all its many movie worlds, bad guys win, good guys perish, and boy doesn't even get girl. Only Captain Crusader (until recently plain old Roger Gordon) can put things right-but the Captain has problems of his own.
Bride of the Slime Monster
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,860. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What is the Cineverse coming to? Second in the B-movie-based trilogy. With Roger stranded without a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring, Dr. Dread triumphant, and the Slime Monster intent on making Delores his bride, is the Cineverse doomed to B-movie oblivion?
Slaves of the Volcano God
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 59,960. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roger Gordon's life was dull until a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring unlocked a door to the world of B-movies. Now his life is filled with adventure as he frolics through the silver screen's weirdest westerns, thrillers, and romances.