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The Project
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
MNPB (Midnight Peanut Butter)
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Price: $1.44 USD. Words: 37,930. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
"Snarky teenagers and unfortunate circumstances," a story told in chatlogs. A group of online friends - four teenagers in different timezones - attempt to handle a series of events that both test and threaten their bonds as friends over the course of their last five days of high school.
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
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Price: Free! Words: 9,970. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, knife-wielding maniacs.
Love Be a Lady
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,930. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Casey’s story: When Reno blackjack dealer Casey Madison helped Jeff Haley trap a card cheater, she knew better than to let herself fall for Jeff. The drop dead gorgeous private investigator might seem like a perfectly nice fellow, but so had her quartet of former boyfriends.
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,440. Language: American English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer is a tongue-in-cheek eBook about cell phones users and their idiosyncrasies they display while using possibly their favorite gadget in the world. That being said, the eBook pokes fun at people in the grocery store, movie theaters, doctor’s offices, and of course while driving. You know you’ve witnessed one or more of these cell phone disturbances.
Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.
I Don't Drink Decaf
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,330. Language: British English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Can bringing the wrong coffee be a reason for murder? It can if it is the final straw. Augusta and Diana have had enough of their husbands, The very deadly but sexy and glamorous Rachel can offer a way out. Follow them from conspiracy to plans to action. Can it really work out?
House of Ideas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Gerald Kappler moved to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a famous writer. Little did he know that that success would come with the help of an extraordinary bathroom stall.
The Dog That Ate Paris
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014 and represented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How do you become an elite restaurant critic and food writer in Paris when you’re a dog? A dog who talks. And thinks. And reasons and sounds exactly like a human being. His name is Plum. He’s a pug. Turns out he has a highly refined palate. Plum becomes a celebrity restaurant critic and his life turns out of control. Will he get a second chance? Will he want one?
Crimson Fall
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Price: Free! Words: 58,050. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Carys Reilly has returned to her tiny hometown of Horca, California. While writing an article, Carys finds that Horca has a few surprises in its past. Fall is in the air, and as the weather gets colder, Horca heats up.
Seduction and Snacks
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,230. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014 by Cincinnatus Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Claire takes up selling sex toys to support her foul-mouthed toddler. 2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance.
Tales From Behind The Fitting Room Curtain
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Preparing for sales events, tills that don’t work, the last-minute Christmas shopper and customers who take their prayer mat into the fitting room... Just a few of the day-to-day challenges of working in retail. An amusing account of life from the other side of the curtain. For those who work in retail – and for those who just love to shop.
Work Like An Egyptian
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,960. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dirty Egyptians are c*nts to work with at the best of times, but when you're only getting £1.87 for the privilege then things are less than ideal - especially when you look like Freddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Yet redemption can be found in the most unlikely of places - Hell, Cairo, even Budgens. Work Like an Egyptian is a love story that would bring a tear to a glass eye.
Shoestring Rider
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,500. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma’s horse Wisdom doesn’t calm down in front of his fences even after private lessons with the barn instructor Ms. Larimar and the trainer gives up on her. Emma is desperate to solve the problem so she can compete her horse in one day events, but lacks the money to take her horse to a professional for help. Enter Jason Etaloni, horse trainer and television star.
The Travelling Parsi
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,400. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This anthology of short humorous stories about the Zoroastrian Parsi community is narrated through the satirical voice of a Parsi girl. 'The Travelling Parsi' talks of the commonalities, peculiarities and prejudices of this unique community that lives all across the world, but is bound by the inimitable Parsiness of things.
Dr. Birnbrot’s Quantum Couch
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
So what really becomes of that couch when you're not looking at it? Scientists may not like the truth.
The Big R
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,420. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
R is for: Relationships…Redundancy…Reunions…Romance…Redemption But when you lose your girlfriend (to an odious, but very good looking kick-boxer) and then your IT job (With the world’s worst Stationary supplier) in quick succession, a school reunion is the last thing you need. Press-ganged by his flatmates, Craig and Melissa, and w
The Rat Stomp
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Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Abbie Joules is familiar with her older brother's earthy high jinks, but she is shocked to learn that he would share one of his strange ideas for a good time with his high society date. A night at the town dump on a double date, in his best friend's mother's pink Imperial, does not end well as the boys entertain their dates with The Rat Stomp.
The Button
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Price: Free! Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her petty office manager makes insidious attempts to break his subordinates spirits, Natalie finds herself locked in a battle of wits with the dimwitted for her dignity. A humorous short story about a bad boss and the down trodden office worker, where small things, make all the difference.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Ghost of a Chance (Part 3 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 3 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.