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Night Train
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 109,520. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2015 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
UNDER THE SUBWAYS' ROAR, OUT OF THE DEEP, WET CAVES, COMES THE FURY FROM HELL … In the bedrock beneath New York, a beautiful news reporter and a hard-bitten cop enter an eerie maze of abandoned tunnels, searching for a train that vanished with all aboard — over half a century ago. But under the city of skyscrapers and tourists an unholy evil waits to disgorge itself in violence and blood.
Such is Life, Tale of a Small Town Soldier
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 98,170. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We're all stuck in life in some form or fashion, but trusting your faith, friends, and the pursuit of forgiveness is hard work these days for Stan, a sarcastic-ridden soldier who narrates his life's story to fellow soldiers. Things continue to happen to Stan until he realizes he is forced to grow up at the expense of coming back to the people and place he found himself wanting to run from.
Overnight Success
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 125,310. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Mark Porter sets off on a great adventure of post-college life, where he lives in an abandoned house owned by the Mafia, hangs with homeless people, gets beat up by bouncers, becomes romantically entangled with crazy aspiring actresses, drinks bum wine, is ordered to buy condoms for Hollywood screenwriters, becomes a professional cardboard box folder—and somewhere along the line finds true love.
The Teacher's Hand-Pook
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 62,900. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Besides being another hilarious yarn in the series, The Teacher’s Hand-Pook voices a plea from many teachers who are worried by the sometimes unhelpful programmes, methods and theories imposed upon them from above by folks not directly in the firing line of modern education. Much of this concern is summed up by that outspoken representative of the Old Guard, Mr Mould, in his Teacher’s Prayer:
Harvey's Dilemma... and Other Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,380. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Twelve present day stories with surprise endings that are sure to please.
The Stewards of Light Series, Books 1 Through 4 (My Science Teacher is a Wizard, My Math Teacher is a Vampire, My History Teacher is a Leprechaun, My English Teacher is a Werewolf)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 143,040. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Books 1-4 of the 'Stewards of Light' series, all in one! 5th grader Blake Drywater is tricked by a wizard science teacher, tries to avoid fang bites by a vampire math teacher, is taken back in time by a leprechaun history teacher and has his memories altered by a werewolf English teacher. Along the way Blake finds that he has more talents than he ever dreamed of, and develops an unusual friendship
The Tea Series - Books 9-12
Series: The Tea Series - Bundles. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 247,790. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Books 9-12 in the bestselling Tea Series. With over 250,000 copies sold, the series serves up fast, fun reads full of action, romance, and laughs. A fresh take on the serial novel, not every mystery is solved at the end of the day—or at the end of the book. Each installment keeps you coming back for more!
The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
Game Night
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,400. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Six gods sit down to spend an evening roleplaying. Very badly. A story of myth and legend twelve thousand years in the making is heading towards its final chapter. It’s game night.
Pick Up At Union Station
Series: The Asphalt Warrior Series. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,500. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » General
On a rainy night in Denver, cab driver Murph picks up a shady character at Union Station. His name is Zelner and he’s worried that the police might be following him. When Murph reaches his passenger’s destination, Zelner is dead. Murph, who never wants to get involved in the lives—or deaths—of his fares, is about to be swept up in international intrigue.
League Of Mortals
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 162,710. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
League of Mortals is the most honest thing you will ever read about illness: a razor-sharp story told with shocking candor, fierce wit, and deep compassion. Wesley Peary gets sick just before his senior year, and in short order loses his job, his friends, and his fun - everything but his mind. When that goes, too, he finds the only person who can help is in even worse shape than he is.
Temporary
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,650. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Impossible Day turned the world upside down: People are flying, reading minds, changing the weather - and that's the tip of the iceberg. All Dean Cronin cared about was making rent this month, but now he can change the passage of time, and that's made him a target. Will his new Power give him the edge he needs to defeat villains, expose a conspiracy, and survive two very opinionated sisters?
Onward Kitchen Soldiers
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,940. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2015 by Untreed Reads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What happens when a promising young New York chef, Charles Mitello, loses his job because he suddenly develops food allergies? He writes about it. In Charles' case, however, it is not as a cookbook author but as a promoter, in the frenzied world of cookbook public relations.
Wed To The Wrong Wayne
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 87,840. Language: British English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
How do you fake a white wedding and get away with it? When the groom goes missing to stand you up at the altar, well you find and marry the next best thing of course. Only it could all end in tears and not cheers for the bride if they can't find her real hubby to swap him back before the honeymoon is over. Read this British chick-lit novel to find out if Callie will get her Happy Ever After.
Remixed Relics: Slippery tales of transformation
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 130,550. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2015 by MoshPit Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Gus Adams runs into a story-collector in a shopping mall he launches into a series of semi-detached tales about his life as a baby boomer, mixing the sublime with the ridiculous as he races through the decades like a runaway train. Remixed Relics is a myth-mash of a novel about the search for meaning, love and identity in a world where fact and fiction twist around each other like snakes.
The Dr Pepper Prophecies
Series: Parker Sisters, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,020. Language: British English. Published: April 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
25-year-old Mel Parker's life is really not going to plan. And what do you do when you've pretty much given up on your own life? You help others, of course! Whether they like it or not. After all, what's the worst that could happen? *** Although this book is part of a series, it can be read as a standalone. ***
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
Halfwit and All Man
Price: Free! Words: 59,340. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Seventy humor essays about life in general, originally published in The Suttertown News in the last century. excerpt: "Cats are deceptive animals, and while it may not be good for a cat to be shaved before it is named, it's probably a good idea to at least wet it down good to see what it looks like under all the hair. " from Shave Your Cat
Cats, Scarves and Liars
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 57,460. Language: Australian English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Peppa is just your average Australian young woman. 23 years old, widowed and the owner of a cat who can speak perfect English. (But no one will believe her about the cat.)
I love you god more than my sweet heart
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 94,420. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A highly qualified person remain unemployed for more than 1 year despite having an engineering degree from a reputed university. He was forced to drive auto to earn his livelihood. His girlfriend left him due to his arrogant behaviour. He entangled in the trap of self proclaimed god man who cast a bad eye on his girlfriend. Who will get his girlfriend back? Engineer or godman