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Quiet Post
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Series: Offbeat Humor. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 62,200. Language: American English. Published: August 16, 2014 by Parsina Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Escaping a bad love affair, Martia Rosenthal signs up for an assignment in the Quasiverse, where anything can happen--and often does. Martia encounters mutant snow globes, carnivorous bouquets, locks that are very particular how they open, skies that change color daily, a sporting event with fanged sheeposauruses, and a randomly dead murder victim. But can even she survive the Elevator of Doom?
Ying, Yang and Ambivalence
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Brick and Spiritwind drunkenly head out into the universe for a dance and takeaway food, they awake enrolled at Evil University, and after the Vice-Chancellor takes a liking to the pair's philosophy, he sets about making them the new ideological hope for all mischief.
The Kings Quest
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Price: $5.20 USD. Words: 52,950. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014 by Plaisted Publishing House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tongue in cheek story set in 1201 AD about a fictional King of a fictional country who wants to go on a quest. His wife doesn't agree and insists he does repairs to their home which she calls a pile of stones. The church gets involved and we have various quests with various subjects to help organise the Kings Birthday Bash. This includes a dragon with very special abilities.
Death by High Heels
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 78,950. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014 by Secret Cravings Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Spending time with a dead guy, being interrogated by the cops and getting stitched up by a cute ER doc wasn’t exactly the evening plans private investigator Kimberly Murphy envisioned. Especially the getting caught standing over a dead body, again, part. Only this time it wasn’t her fault. Just once she’d like it if homicide detective Grant Tompkins didn’t assume she was guilty.
Grumbles the Novel, Book Three: How Many Pills Did You Take?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,550. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014 by Whimsical Publications. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Will Pettie and Toga be able to find Toga's kidnapped friends and free them? Can they stop The Weatherman from deploying his secret weapon meant to ensure world domination? Will Pettie reset the cycle of nature and make it snow? And finally, will Pettie and Hector sail off into the sunset? Telmemydoom might know, but, predictably, no one wants to ask her.
The Truth About Lies (Chronicles of a Hero 3)
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Series: Chronicles of a Hero. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 146,910. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2014 by On The Fly Publications. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Clockworks City is thrown into chaos as citizens panic and both Wendell and Dax are captured by the Centurions and labeled invaders. What's worse, Dax is soon scheduled for execution. Wendell now has days to free himself, convert the city and save his friends… His choices will ultimately bring the gnome population into the light…or plunge their fair city into the darkness.
Trench Wars (Chronicles of a Hero 2)
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Series: Chronicles of a Hero. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 144,070. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2014 by On The Fly Publications. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Morphiophelius refuses to give up on Wendell--even if he has to use forbidden magic. Now Dax, Alhannah and Lili must accompany Chuck into Clockworks City, home of 1.5 billion gnomes. But getting in is the easy part. They must save Wendell's life, survive rebel alliances, government manipulation and find the last Demoni Vankil seal…while winning the greatest competition on the planet.
Race to Til-Thorin (Chronicles of a Hero 1)
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Series: Chronicles of a Hero. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 153,140. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2014 by On The Fly Publications. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
With the help of Chuck, Dax and a spitfire gnome named Alhannah, Wendell P. Dipmier is thrust into circumstances he never could have imagined. Accepting the mantle of the Hero will force him to find the courage and rise to the challenges before him…or destroy those around him. Wendell's old life is about to end…in more ways than one.
Playboy Pook
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 60,380. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2014 by Emissary Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beneath the mirth and action of Playboy Pook is a serious attempt by the author to recapture those lush days of England before the war, and to get inside the minds of the young people who were fortunate enough to enjoy that fascinating era.
Devil to Pay
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,420. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
So you think you've had a bad day at the office? Try running Hades Enterprises, LLc, also known as H.E.LLc. Being the only Archangel in an organization that employs demons has its challenges and daily dose of headaches, but when the current Lucifer falls in love with a mortal woman...apparently heartache is also added to the agenda. Love rules even when you're the Prince of Darkness!
A Moment More Sublime: A Novel
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 76,490. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014 by Upper West Side Philosophers, Inc.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set in contemporary London, A MOMENT MORE SUBLIME is the riveting story of Tom Phelps, a philosophy teacher and tennis buff, who finds himself unexpectedly embroiled in his union’s struggle against a corrupt school administration and its plans to cut jobs under the pretense of modernization and fiscal austerity, just as he and his partner Sofia are getting ready to buy a home and start a family...
Tracy's Celebrity Hot Mail
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,420. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Tracy's back! Ousted from the office, Tracy teams up with über-iffy agent, Shayne Slider, for an assault on the bottom end of the celebrity market. Tracy's quest to become a C-list celebrity takes her from in-store promotions at her local supermarket to a classy but amoral celebrity event near Harrogate. Fruitier than a ten gallon fruit shoot. That's Tracy!
Quarter Life Crisis: A Novel
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,870. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Sean, 25. Meet Lauren, 24. Up until now, neither one of them has had a clue what they were doing with their lives. After tonight...they still won't.
Searching for Swimmers
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 80,120. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
At age 37, Jason Purdue is done with sex in general and romance in particular. He’s even happy that the sperm he sent to a cryogenics lab to be frozen is set for termination. Or is it? When an email informs Jason that his sperm is missing, he begins a frantic, cross country search for the possible recipient.
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates And Other Stories
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,420. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
The Drunken Wizard's Playmates is a humorous light fantasy novel about two drunken apprentices and the mischief they cause. The humor is a bit crude at times, as you might expect from wayward young men whose judgment is impaired by alcohol and who have the ability to use magic…. As a bonus, I've included four other humorous light fantasy short stories with the novel.
Futile Deceptions - Book 1 of Basil Ackroyd's France
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 96,600. Language: British English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The humerous saga of a gloriously Machiavellian English refugee from a financial scandal who is mayor of a small town in the French Midi.
Poor Man's Gold
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 59,550. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The purchase of an old car leads to all kinds of trouble for Harry. Hidden inside it years before by young Bill McClusky are a number of gold ingots. Just out of prison, Bill wants them back.
Natchez Nights
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,970. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Oops, wrong bedroom! Lovely Leigh Carter is hiding out in Old South Natchez, Mississippi. But when she leads a tour of the stately mansion where she's staying, she accidentally crashes in on a nearly naked hunk with bedroom eyes! Sexy L.A. attorney Peter Webster decides it's "finders, keepers" when it comes to Leigh. . . but the reasons she is on the run could threaten their new-found romance.
Fly Me
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,030. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014 by Boroughs Publishing Group. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a playboy pilot meets a beautiful, by-the-book first officer, he’ll pit his charm against her icy reserve until a surprising love sends them both soaring.
Dave Trellis and the Allotments of Doom
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You set the price! Words: 83,820. Language: British English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dave Trellis, world-weary steward of St Catherine’s allotments, copes nicely supporting the small, covert community of off-world visitors that live thereabouts. Dave just wants to get on, do some urgent lawn maintenance and get back to the misery. But first he must find a way to save the planet… Again. Welcome to the world of Dave Trellis…