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No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 54,310. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Suddenly single, in her forties, and eager to do what it takes to start over, Elaina Samuels meets three women with similar circumstances at a cash-for-gold-event. They quickly become friends and form the No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club. This newly found alliance brings some humorous escapades, a few tears, and a bond so strong no man can break. Sassy, sarcastic, sometimes crass, warm and fun.
Tree House Tales: A Collection of Short Stories, Non-Fiction Shorts, Artwork, and Extracts From Five Narenta Tumults Novels
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,180. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
TREE HOUSE TALES is an eclectic collection of 33 short works. Fantasy, humor, SF, anecdotes, poetry, art & beats-me, written over 30 years and achieving sentient critical mass in Dec 2014. When they clamored for publication I shrugged and answered, "Why not." Big mistake. SF & Fantasy fans in particular should enjoy the novelette Last Battle, a dozen more SpecFic works & 5 fantasy novel extracts
The Diary Of An Expectant Father (The Diary Of A Father Book 1)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,310. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'The Diary of an Expectant Father' charts the months leading up to what should be the happiest day of a young couple's life, but with a relationship so new and a career so bad, can Graham keep everything together for the sake of his unborn child?
Chinese Takeaway
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 93,080. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Seven Aussie teachers take up work in tropical Singapore for a couple of years. This book covers their first year of madness and mayhem as they seek to
come to grips - always slippery - with life under steamy skies. The story bounces along as the likes of Chinese New Year - a Thai long weekend - Feng Shui for beginners - a Typical Chinese Wedding ...and more leap off the pages wrapped in fun.
Lilibet's Secret Diary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: British English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
It's December 11th 1936, and 10 year old Lilibet hears of some news that will change her and her family's life forever. She decides to keep a secret diary chronicling these extraordinary events.Will she fulfil her destiny,and also remember which the main course fork is and which the dessert fork is? Lilibet's Secret diary is a factional diary of they young, future Queen Elizabeth II.
Interludes of Evil
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 90,160. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
There's an evil descending on Chicago. A darkness emanating from the very bowels of the Windy City, to the top of its tallest skyscrapers. (And if you’ve ever had a darkness emanate from your bowels, you know how painful that can be!)
Cheeky Face
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step into the the world of England in the Fifties as two young lads sit on a couple of top-steps outside two terraced houses taking in the world in rainy, cold Manchester ...and that's just in summer. The story is real, nostalgic, decent, and fun...lots of fun. Mickey Dripping and Kenny Riley see life passing through rain-soaked cobbled streets in a story to touch the heart and the funny bone.
Master of Spacetime
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,000. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dr. Demopoulos and his ragtag crew of time and space travelers face a terrifying new challenge that threatens the entire universe after they crashland their spaceship on a giant trash planet.
Dr. Dimension
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 72,270. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2015 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When an anonymous benefactor sends Dr. Demetrios Demopoulos a crateful of future technology, the doctor builds a spacetime machine in which he, Dr. Vivian Vernon, and three colleagues take a one-way ride into galactic chaos.
Covered In Paint (Book 5 of the Art Of Love Series)
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Series: Art Of Love, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: American English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
In his 42 years of living, Drake Barrymore had seen the best and worst life has to offer. But now all he can think about is a woman who is way too young for him. Dr. Brooke Daniels has an enticing body, a kiss-me mouth, and a sharp gaze that questions all the excuses he tries to make. On his canvasses he can cover the truth with paint, but that strategy doesn’t work in real life.
J.
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Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Baby Sings The Boos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,700. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
In each of these original Boo and Baby stories from the author of The Cowboy's Baby and Talking To The Dead Guys, something always goes wrong. These tales introduce you to two of the quirkiest animals that Texas has ever seen. There's singing involved here somewhere. It says so right in the title. You're going to enjoy their screwball adventures, and you're going to laugh.
Weight of the Moon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,960. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A self-important couple is about to face the darkest day of their lives, courtesy of a flamboyant, well-upholstered opera luminary. When their best friends’ clandestine adult-film star daughter schemes to come to their rescue, a bizarre, enlightening, and humorous journey unfolds. Will their faith in one another be enough to uncoil their deceitful pasts and free them from the weight of the moon?
Sweet Dream Lover
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,260. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Kat’s story: Kat Roth and Mark Denham have plenty in common—they’re CEOs of rival Seattle-area candy companies, they’re both in feverish pursuit of number one status in the nation and they were both once married...to each other.
Loving Marigold
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,020. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Young Marigold Yarrow has a secret. She’s also in love with Jack Mahoney. In the middle of her ninth grade year, Jack's family up and moves to Port Fare, New York, leaving the small town of Sugar Maple, West Virginia - and Marigold - far behind. Nine years later Jack and Marigold meet again. They join forces to weed out the shady Abbott boys.
Fudge Berries and Frogs’ Knickers (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,360. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poppy Wellesley is rich. In fact Poppy Wellesley is very rich, so when her fortunes change from riches to rags Poppy has to start a whole new life. Put yourself in her Guccis as she swaps her penthouse apartment for a run-down houseboat on Regent’s Canal. Meet her dippy friend Chelsea, the infamous Jack Diamond (see The Dog’s Bollocks) and her hunky boat neighbour, Taylor.
Collin O'Daurc
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 120,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Collin O’Daurc, a cynical hairstylist, suffers a stroke & is plunged into a fantasy-world inhabited by long-dead artist & infamous reprobate Paul Gauguin & his never-born daughter, a Maori inventor with cybertronic legs, and a baboon-ish monkey half the size of a bus. Not to mention monsters, cannibals, typhoons, and the T-Wreckx, seagoing hostel & twin of the Titanic. Is this karma? Or reality?
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Nomadic Delirium Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar is a serious literary work of science fiction and fantasy stories that looks to delve into...who are we trying to kid? This book is a collection of comedic science fiction and fantasy stories written by some truly talented authors. You'll be taken to alien bars, alien planets, and any funny place these authors could come up with.
The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted & lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser in a madcap adventure replete with a silver spoon, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a whole lot of buttons.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .