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My Husband's Toes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
GEEKROPHILIA Issue 1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
500 BEST JOKES EVER!
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Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 18,980. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love jokes? Here's 500 of the best! All your favorites!
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
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Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Bitcoin, The Tughluqi Money
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Price: Free! Words: 6,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
KK, the bank recovery agent, hits the jackpot when he discovers bitcoin in his computer. However, his happiness is ruined when bitcoin prices crash. His wife leaves him. He is about to kill himself. Set in Gurgaon, India, the funny drama captures the light moments between father and son and their quest to bring smile on each other's face.
Wonka's Halloween Story
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back with a special tale for Halloween, as written by his beloved Owner. The dust has been shaken off, the pages spread beneath his paw and Wonka is poised to take us back in time to a ghostly sighting! Get comfy, draw the curtains against this spooky night and listen up!
The Stolen Mask: A Nancy Keene Mystery
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Series: A Nancy Keene Mystery. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,380. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What would happen if Nancy Drew met James Bond? Find out in this humorous, PG-Rated tale written for women baby-boomers who grew up loving Nancy Drew. Nancy Keene, a teenage sleuth, goes to London and stays in the same hotel as Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) when his BAFTA award is stolen. Nancy channels Agatha Christie & Sherlock Holmes to help her solve the mystery of the stolen mask.
Help for Hysterical Humans who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here
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Price: $4.75 USD. Words: 10,480. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Spiritual
Help for Hysterical Humans (etc.) is a slender, vivacious volume of verse packed with music, magic, meditation and humor—along with inspired instructions for making merry in one minute or many. It’s the long-awaited (by his wife), finished product of one man’s ecstatic attempts to examine and enjoy (and enhance for his friends) the adventure of existence.
His PhD is in Hypocrisy: And Other Poems about My Crappy Ex-Boyfriend
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 16,520. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Biography
The book is a collection of poems chronicling the ups and downs, differences and the dissolution of an interracial and inter-religious relationship that ended up serving an unlikely purpose on September 11, 2001
The Innis Reports: 6 Strange Shorts
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Price: Free! Words: 10,830. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Wildly hilarious, bizarre and unsettling... The Innis Reports: 6 Strange Shorts is a brutal but wonderfully fun ride into the HI mind. These odd tales never hesitate to reveal the ugliness and absurdity of the human condition. Ludicrous, surreal, brazen and piercingly satirical, no one is safe from Huxley Innis's lyrically weird assault on the familiar. And this is just the beginning...
Un giorno di ordinaria illegalità
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Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: Italian. Published: October 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
La cronaca di un giorno di sciagure e strani incontri, di una crisi di coscienza, e di come una revisione scaduta e un’improvvisa voglia di ciambellone possano trasformare un cittadino più che onesto in un feroce criminale.
The Secret Path of Ned the Ninja: Head in the Game
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,270. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Sports & Recreation / Martial Arts
"I know. You have questions: Did Ned the Nerd wind up in Witness Protection for standing by as Beck the Bonebreaker kissed the concrete? Did Ned set his coordination-impaired tootsies back on the mats at Tora Khan Martial Arts? Did the Tiger King drag our hero out for another night of pushing him beyond his limited limits? Did Ned Herts become the most notable name in comics? Did he get the girl?"
Pumpkin Horror Story
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Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
For Halloween, a free poem about rebellious pumpkin Aloysius, who hears rumors of what humans do to pumpkins and flees the patch in a panic, only to discover where his heart lies.
Higher Than A Hitman
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 10,350. Language: Canadian English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
This is no ordinary book. This book breaks almost all the rules that a typical author has. Think of it as the "Naked Gun" of books or the "South Park" of novels. It is about a hitman who encounters a very crazy conspiracy on one of his missions. I don't want to give away the rest, but lets just say he meets some very interesting characters, fights a lot of bad guys and gets the girl.
Stroke and Counterstroke
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,640. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It started with a dead pig’s head and went downhill from there. The humorous short story collections Five More Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.
The Demon Who Dreamed He Was a Boy (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 8,990. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
When a 9,000 year-old demon becomes bored during his vacation, he crashes a major party, only to have his carefully constructed identity start to fall apart. His name is Kroll. Just Kroll. Even for a demon he's a bit odd.