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Derpy Dirk and the Crush(ing Realization That He Will Never Find Love)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,080. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.)
In The Land Of The Missing Socks
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the short story, The Land of the Missing Socks, Goss Simnick is dealing with a problem as old as the history of laundry: where did my socks go? But while most of us are left to ponder without solving the problem, Goss has stumbled upon a secret: a tunnel behind the family dryer leads down into the earth. Is there a connection between the missing socks and the tunnel? There's only one way to fin
Nothing Before Something
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,060. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As Gunther Temple sweats through an Austin, Texas, August and what feels like the imminent death of the natural history library he works in, a bewitching woman enters his life. She’s researching the past of a charismatic evangelist who had been a respected scientist but who now preaches creationism. Science and an insidious sect duke it out. You will laugh.
Save Prince (Спасая принца)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,590. Language: Russian. Published: February 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you were born in the provincial town. If from the noble offspring you have only assistant cook some one unknown king. You have a good chance to get real English prince! Incredible things are possible! Adventure, love and humor. And the main character - the real Prince Harry! Soon in the library of Buckingham Palace! Book in russian
Was ist nur mit meinem Penis los?
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Price: $1.30 USD. Words: 920. Language: German. Published: February 8, 2013 by Turnshare Ltd.- Publisher. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Was ist nur mit meinem Penis los? ist eine amüsante Geschichte über Email, Sex und die tägliche SPAM Flut.
Killing Me Softly With Your Love (The McFadden Chronicles)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 69,430. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
A serial killer is on the loose! But you may die laughing before the next victim is found. With the publication of Killing Me Softly With Your Love, a humorous mystery, award-winning author, Dan Anderson, takes us on an unforgettable romp through the noir underbelly of Southern California in the pursuit of a serial killer who murders his female victims in a most unusual manner.
The Legend of Gerald Arthur McGuinness
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90,080. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
The Legend of Gerald Arthur McGuinness follows the title character from birth to high school and beyond, as he tries to figure out how life can be so funny, confusing, and heartbreaking, all at the same time.
Empty Storage
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Price: Free! Words: 2,620. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
(5.00 from 1 review)
Big Eddie was king of the storage unit auctions. He threw around money like it was nothing and bought units regardless of their contents. After purchasing Unit 31, he thought he'd overpaid for another pile of junk. It turns out, strangely enough, that what seemed like trash could actually be treasure.
Two-Hundred Steps Home Volume One
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Series: Two-Hundred Steps Home, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 27,570. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Travel
(4.40 from 5 reviews)
Claire's life revolves around Starbucks, stilettos and her career. Until her boss decrees she must visit every British YHA hostel as part of a marketing campaign. More used to five-star spa resorts than 'flea-infested hostels' Claire only takes the assignment to fund a much-needed vacation to the Maldives. 'Two-Hundred Steps Home Vol 1' contains 31 instalments of the daily blog by WriterMummy
KM
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 78,800. Language: American English. Published: February 7, 2013 by Karl Mearns. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ken Michaels' bronco-ride to adulthood begins with his dismissal from his Canadian lifeguard dream-job. It passes through his parents small southern town, rife with '60's attitudes, before he enters the University of Richmond. His misadventures in the three diverse environments add gas to his education fire. KM is a hilarious stream of nostalgic slapstick, told at the narrators own expense.
Hollywood, Car Wrecks, Ex-Wives And Other Death-Defying Feats: The Absolutely True Fictionalized Autobiography Of Bruce Baker
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 27,010. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Go inside the misadventures of living in Hollywood. Amazingly, Bruce Baker survives being thrown from a car, going through a car windshield, nearly dying on the Hollywood freeway (twice) besides surviving earthquakes, riots and fires. His ex-wives include a murderer, a spy, a hooker, a ballerina, a lesbian, even an Alien.Voted Best True Fiction Book by the American True Fiction Book Club.
Redheads
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 80,720. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013 by Typhoon Media. Category: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays
In the middle of a Borneo rainforest a band of near-naked Penan tribesmen, encouraged by an equally clothes-challenged renegade Swiss shepherd, hesitantly blockade a logging truck, testing their commitment to protect their forest home. A comic novel set in Borneo about the environment.
No Sense And Nonsense
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Price: Free! Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.67 from 3 reviews)
A few light-hearted pieces I have written and decided to compile together here. This includes 3 POEMS, 4 RIDDLES and a short silly story-like-thing called “The Egg”. Anyone who reads this, I would much appreciate a review (be it good or bad) as any feedback I consider most helpful.
Too Many Cooks
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 108,630. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Someone burned Hester’s house down. She’s going to find them them and when she does, she’s going to burn their house down. An eye for an eye. Renée’s trademark humour, acute sense of the absurd, her insight into the many and various impulses that make people tick, produces a funny, touching and enthralling story of love, desire and revenge that goes very wrong before it comes right.
Uncle Knuckle's Preposterous Narrations
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,070. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
Strange and laughable adventures for all ages. A pirate crew is hijacked by a haunted bowling alley. A robot disastrously attends Mardi Gras. Armed only with honesty, a trout saves lives on the Mississippi. The Easter Bunny gets worn out. George Washington eats a breakfast fit for champions. A cyclops outwits a sheep-eating monster. A dog bites a vacuum cleaner hose. Bigfoot gets a fun dog.
My Zombie Dog
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,300. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
All Zane wants for his birthday is a dog. A real dog. A guy's dog. But his mum brings home this little mutt and wants to call it Fluffy. Seriously? It's shaggy, smells undead and bites people. And why do its victims all turn sluggish and keep asking Zane for brains? One by one, everyone he knows is becoming infected. Join Zane as he takes on the neighbourhood zombie plague.
What's in the Bottle?
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Price: Free! Words: 3,280. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about Dave, an ordinary guy who gets fed up with magazine and TV adds for products nobody needs. It’s time to take things into his own hands! Armed with two beers from different brands and a WWII Beretta he drives down to the local supermarket to rescue the consumer.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Bahamas Lotion.
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Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy. Price: Free! Words: 21,700. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Teleoperator Clarity Nice and her friends, attend a gala for a beauty lotion called Elony, at a nightclub in Nassau, Bahamas. To avoid jail after a police raid, Clarity accepts to deliver the owner of the nightclub, Cassandra Scafarel, sought by the Sensual Brigade of Central Intelligence, and follows sex goddess Penelope Avalon to Scafarel´s hideaway, somewhere in the Bahamas.
Tesla's Secret
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A humorous short story about what might happen if Nikola Tesla had accidentally left a secret invention in a basement in small-town Arkansass. What if, two crazy characters found it, used it and through the machine were able to meet Nikola Tesla, Edgar Allen Poe and Elvis Presley?
Box
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 47,380. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dr. Gideon Box, world-famous surgeon, is extremely good at his job. He’s never lost a patient…but he has issues. He’s antisocial. Doesn’t mix well with others. Breaks into people’s homes and assumes their identities. Occasionally kills other doctor’s patients. He’s had bad luck with women his entire life. Big surprise, right?