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I Married a Pirate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 76,800. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Katie Fforde says this fast-paced sexy comedy is "A rip-roaring ride. Huge fun!" Camilla is the bravest, craziest woman to ever be kidnapped by an old guy in a pirate ship. (He was one of her internet-men when she lived in France.) But does she really have what it takes to be a romantic heroine? And what did happen to her knickers? This jaunt around the Caribbean is not for the faint-hearted!
Angel or Devil? and other short stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,240. Language: British English. Published: August 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Drama » Anthologies
Four short stories of life and death, ranging from the depths of painful drama to the lighthearted humour of everyday life. Is it ever right to take a life? Can a broken heart ever recover? How much courage does it take to commit suicide? How smart is Sir Richard Peabrain?
Granny Gruesome 2: Thoughts and Observations to Terrify Adults
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Granny Gruesome is back with another humorous collection of twisted thoughts and observations about life, careers, and barn yard animals. This time, with only adults in the room, she won’t pull her punches. Be prepared to laugh, cringe, and scream out in horror. So, stand back, take a deep breath, and let the gruesome show begin. Appropriate for older teenagers and adults.
Charlie and the ghost hunters The Legend of Lillie Rose
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 39,090. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Come with Charlie and his friends as they learn about friendship, living and dying and about doing whats right. Join Lillie while she teaches us all to accept things that can't be changed, have a laugh, a good cry and enjoy the journey and learn we are truly never alone.
Cats and Cowboys
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,640. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Lanna Kirby and her cat, Gordon, flee Indiana when her racecar-driver boyfriend publicly humiliates her. A job in a small Texas post office seems far enough away and a good place to start over. Lanna’s through with men, for sure. That is, until a handsome cowboy strolls in. *50% OF ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS BOOK GO TOWARD WWW.THEPETFUND.COM*
A World Outsourced
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 97,150. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The wildly hilarious and endearing Harry teams up with uptight and cheap Chander to set up a business in India to run the affairs of Canada for a fee after disgruntled Canadians vote to outsource their government. Much to one parent’s chagrin, Chander’s daughter, Rosie, and Harry’s son, Maninder, fall in love. Comical escapades ensue as Maninder tries to woo Rosie and impress world leaders.
Plutoed
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 4,170. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When you mess with the ego of a god, you'd better be prepared for the consequences... This humorous short tale explains what REALLY happened when astronomers took it upon themselves to relegate the ninth planet to the status of dwarf.
Summerland
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,630. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Larger than life personalities make up for this smaller than average town.
Ignorance of the Law
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
(3.25 from 4 reviews)
When a pack of backwoods local yokels begin to lumber toward civilized space in their slapped-together warp speed jalopy, a working-Joe cop has to take action. He soon finds himself in the eternal dilemma of the policeman on the beat: how to strike a balance between justice and enforcing the letter of the law?
Jack Turnip
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 111,020. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Jack threw everything he had into his dream of adventure. Unfortunately, adventure threw it all back, harder, and with a few below the belt kicks added for good measure. Now, with his sanity hanging on by a twitchy thread, he is the last hope his petulantly flat planet has at survival...which might explain the plunge in property values.
The Scottish Movie
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 96,950. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
(5.00 from 1 review)
Harry Greenville, a part-time writer living in modern Los Angeles, writes a novel about Shakespeare's 'Macbeth', and the cause of its unlucky reputation. He posts the first draft on a website where it's discovered by Hollywood — but not in a good way. The result: life mirrors art in an entertaining tale of revenge. (Positive reviews at Goodreads.com, etc. BRAG Medallion.)
Now He Thinks He's Dead - A Ben Spanner & H. J. Mavity Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,470. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
H. J. Mavity still wants to get rich quick; her ex-husband, Ben Spanner, still wants to keep her out of trouble; and her chief client, Lloyd Dobkin, thinks someone is trying to kill him. He's right-H.J.'s in trouble, and Ben has his hands full as Dobkin's murderer decides that the lovely artist knows the secret of the girl with the butterfly on her arm...
Even the Butler Was Poor - A Ben Spanner & H. J. Mavity Mystery
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,520. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
H. J. Mavity, painter of paperback romance covers, has a perplexing riddle to solve when her ex-boyfriend, Rick Dell, collapses at her feet after telling her that the words "ninety-nine clop clop" hold the clue to a lot of money. First she has to enlist the air of her ex-husband, Ben Spanner.
Pete's Cafe - Somewhere Near the Great Khan In Half Moon Bay
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,940. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
In a small seaside town 25 miles south of San Francisco, a colorful Italian restaurant and its salt-of-the-earth customers conspire to provide a very interesting and humorous window into multi-ethnic life in 1950's California.
The Battle of Lake Lynwood- A Non-Cautionary Tale
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of how I spent my 4th of July when I was 11 and 12 years old.
How to Talk Western
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,200. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous handbook of Western terminology for non-Westerners, various tin-horns, and wanna-be cowboys.
Even Ugly Girls Look Pretty in the Sunshine
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,900. Language: British English. Published: August 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
Rex was tall, good looking and a heartbreaker, which is why it was no big deal for him to break up with one girl and start the hunt for another a few hours later. That was his first mistake. He would end the night battered and bruised, feeling sorry for himself...and in the arms of a woman he wouldn't be seen dead with at any hour of the day. She teaches him a lesson he'd never forget.
The Great Game
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Series: The Londum Series, Book 7. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,130. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
After helping his friend, Fiona Hetheringham, with the staged theft of the famed Hetheringham Necklace, Jim Darby is approached by the British Secret Service, in the form of Thornton Wells. A secret treaty between Rooskia and the Ostro-Ungarian Empire needs to be recovered. And just to add to the fun, Inspector Herbert Corner of Caledonia Yard is on his trail for the Hetheringham Necklace robbery.
Art - Ministry of Excuses
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,290. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The second book in the M.I.E. Trilogy. Jack and the Professor continue into the art of excuse making ...
Bring Your Pet to Work Day
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,490. Language: English. Published: August 10, 2012 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kangaroos and offices do not go together well. Tensions were running tight as the project neared its end. Firm owner Frederick Drake rewarded his employees with a ‘Bring Your Pet to Work Day’ followed by a day off when the project was completed. It promised to be the perfect way for the employees to blow off some steam and relax. Except that no one knew that Jason Mere had a pet kangaroo.