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The Long Silent Night
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,480. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
THE LONG SILENT NIGHT: A JACK FROST MYSTERY brings together the unlikely bedfellows of film noir and fantasy to create a surprising holiday thriller sure to be enjoyed by all ages! Combining the fun of THE SANTA CLAUSE with the grit of THE MALTESE FALCON, THE LONG SILENT NIGHT: A JACK FROST MYSTERY is a hard-boiled fantasy-mystery thrill ride for parents and children alike!
Gnome Jelly
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Shakespeare’s aunt staves off trouble with the village gnomes after they blame her for a pair of their missing youngsters.
Diary of a Bitchy Chick 2
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 17,730. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Following on from the success of my first book, 'Diary of a BItchy Chick', this latest collection of humorous blog posts includes Callie's usual weird and wonderful adventures as well as bonus material, which hasn't been published on Calie's blog. You can still read this, even if you haven't read the first book. This is the perfect light-hearted read for a day at the beach.
Bishop and the Pixies - "The Hunt Begins"
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,830. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The entire hidden magical world was in danger from an unknown foe after many years of safety. Bishop and the Pixies were the “ace in the hole” for the magical world… a most unexpected and improbable combat “team”. *NOTE TO READERS: For security purposes certain sensitive names, dates, and places in these stories have been redacted or altered. This threat is real and ongoing. Bishop
Sul serio ma non troppo
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 3,460. Language: Italian. Published: September 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » European poetry
Questa raccolta di poesie satiriche, divertenti e dissacranti ci raccontano l'Italia come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... Il mondo come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... L'umanità come non vorremmo che fosse ed invece è... Una esilarante serie di fotografie brillanti e satiriche.
Shark of Waikiki
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 77,590. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A friendship in Hawaii has very special meaning, as a Chicago-born emergency doc Chris Gorny finds out. Shark, a quintessential beachboy, drags the young doctor into situations so extreme that even a dedicated F.B.I. agent cannot keep up with the adventurous duo. They try their best to avoid arrest and never forget that mating rights are of the utmost importance for any mammal male.
A Novel Approach
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 88,260. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The author is suddenly thrust into the role of a 24/7 carer when his wife suffers a devastating stroke. Faced with an uncertain future and encroaching old age, he relinquishes his showbiz career to become a novelist. Part one of this book is the funny and sometimes touching autobiography that has lead to his current situation, part two is the hilarious result of his decision to write novels.
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet: Clam Dragon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,520. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Have you ever wished you owned a dragon? Are you looking into getting one? Have you thought of the practical issues you will be facing? Aimed at the new owner, this humorous illustrated short how-to book explains everything a new owner will need to know on how to raise the rare clam dragon.
Felix and Eve
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,310. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Feminist
Felix and Eve are two people from very different generations that live together for the summer. The elderly Felix hires Eve to be a live-in caregiver while he recovers from heart bi-pass surgery. Eve is a self reliant vagabond with counterculture values who lives in the moment while Felix is an unyielding man who is set in his ways. He tells her about when he worked for the notorious Al Capone.
Wild Mush Rooms
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 13,070. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Environmental politics
Short stories hide among saucy and serious poems, song parodies and liberal skeptic opinions on subjects from global warming to fem lib, drugs, condoms, how Castro helps Miami and much more. Like wild mushrooms, most items in this book are yummy but some may be tasteless or toxic.
Balls
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,440. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Matthew and Winston are in Italy on important business - but Matthew wants one final adventure before he ties the knot with his fiancee back home in the States. As Matthew drags Winston across Italy on a paranoid pursuit of murderers, Winston has a trick of his own waiting up the sleeve of his expensive suit...
Unintended Heroes
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 107,810. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Insidious Chi threatens the universe with apathy, all its heroes are gathered to do battle. Unfortunately two bumbling Earthlings qualify for an invite.
Room Four
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,810. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Just after Christmas, Alan Fries, hapless accountant, wonders why nurses with antler hats are hovering over him. Can he survive a cardiac arrest and the antics of the staff at St. Augustine's ER with only Jerry (the grumpy old man who died earlier in the same bed) for company? Real-life ER doc pens a darkly funny story of two men - one dead, the other comatose, whose discourse is lively, indeed.
Disarmony: Racconti Rosa "Sciocching"
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Price: $3.78 USD. Words: 8,690. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Divertentissimi, grotteschi, satirici, paradossali, questi racconti sono stati scritti a quattro mani nell’arco di vent’anni. Sono la parodia sciocchina e divertente dei romanzi rosa… Alcuni sono decisamente datati, altri fiammanti e chiaramente più attuali.
La posta di Eustachio
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Price: $3.78 USD. Words: 11,900. Language: Italian. Published: September 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Questo epistolario comico fu pubblicato per la prima volta da Solfanelli nel 1993 e fu recensito dalla rivista satirica "Cuore". Divertente, scanzonato, satirico, brillante, ironico, contiene riflessioni interessanti sul mondo dell'editoria. Lo schema è molto semplice: gli autori inviano i manoscritti alla casa editrice, Eustachio li legge e giudica quali sono degni di pubblicazione...
A Father's Smile
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,860. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Horace Wallwood's roof is leaking and his spirits are sagging. His life is not going well when he hears a call to action from an unusual source. Will he answer the call? Find out how he responds and discover why Grove City is a quirky, unique, and lovable town where you might want to live if it were not a fictional place.
Glatteiswarnung
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,520. Language: German. Published: September 5, 2012 by Annette Paul. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Dina gerät während einer Glatteisperiode in Schwierigkeiten. Nicht nur als Fußgänger und Autofahrer, sondern auch beruflich. Doch sie weiß sich zu helfen. Kurzgeschichte 5138 Wörter
Murder Begins at Home (A Novella)
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Series: Gertie Johnson Murder Mysteries, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,850. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Gertie has her hands full with her 92-year-old M-I-L, who is writing a guide to controlling husbands and using local examples. Then an old-timer goes missing and winds up right next to a dead body with the murder weapon clutched in his fist. Soon Gertie will have a few behind-the-scenes relationship stories of her own. She doesn’t know it yet, but living to tell them is going to be the tricky part
A Husband’s Lot
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Price: Free! Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever wonder what goes through a man’s mind as he attempts to be Mr. Fixit? A Husband’s Lot is a light-hearted look at a “honey do” project gone wrong. A short story laced with humor, but oh, so true.
Peculiar Rhymes and Intimate Observations: A Book of Light Verse
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,860. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book of often-hilarious, semi-warped poetry will appeal to ne’er do wells, Jezebels, scallywags and those allergic to frou frou. Writer and blogger Moonbeam McQueen rhymes her way through the subjects of romance, aging, music, technology, the Great Outdoors and more. Buy one for yourself and one for a friend-- they’ll love you for it, and so will Ms. McQueen.