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The Fart Factor: The Story of an Anger Addict
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Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: American English. Published: November 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fart Factor is the testimony of an anger addict who is visited by an angel named Ralph who endeavors to render assistance in overcoming angry outbursts by causing the action to culminate in outlandish gaseous attacks! Read it and weep! Great for gifts to the person who has everything! Help others to FART their way to managing anger by gifting them with this bathroom gem.
How to Keep a Human
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Series: True Woods. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 47,530. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
Wondering how to train your human to be an upstanding denizen of the True Woods? Worried that your human needs your help, but you don't know where to begin? Let Amaruq -- the world's most philosophical, intrepid lupo-canine -- be your guide! Learn at the paws of the King of Dawson City himself.
That "Awkward!" Phase
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Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Mom and Dad are starting to worry: Bobby's locked himself in his room! He won't come out and he won't let anyone in!
Scotland Yard
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Price: Free! Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three Welsh Pymke Pixies find themselves delivered to a suburban Seagull City backyard, much to the delight of Zoe, Sarah and Laura, a triplet trio of tumultuous tangental trouble. Join Spanglebean on his tour-de-force of existential self-discovery as he brainstorms a unique cosmology from his perspective within the confines of a quite large garden fence.
Santa v. Afton
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Price: Free! Words: 37,460. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Shortly before Christmas the tiny town of Afton is shocked when everyone is sued by a man claiming to be Santa Claus. His lawsuit is for wrongfully 'firing' him from his delivery job, since he can only come to people who believe. With less than two weeks until Christmas, will Santa's lawsuit convince them to change their minds?
Ageing Disgracefully
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 61,760. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012 by HeavenLakePress. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ageing Disgracefully is a delightful collection of short stories that takes a humorous and life-affirming look at lives of people who, though considerably advanced in years, are still behaving very, very naughtily. With a keen eye for human foibles and a wicked sense of humor, Colin Cotterill has collected and illustrated—with words and drawings—the colorful lives of disreputable elders found...
Revenge of the Werepaua
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,230. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: November 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Modern humanity is no longer scared of things that go 'bump in the night' ... coping with everyday life is far more terrifying. Driven apart by abject terrors such as global warming, the war on terrorism, and the tax department, people need the psychological boost of overcoming a horror they can get their hands on. Could New Zealand's werepaua be the world's salvation?
Marked Urgent
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Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Neville is a farmer desperate to prevent salt water being let through floodgates into the creek from which he irrigates. He decides to resort to a desperate act to gain the support of the Mayor of Seagull City: he decides to write a letter. Will his articulations suffice? Will he save the Jacaranda tree? What does all this have to do with the Bishop's wife? The answers within. Read on !
Advice From The Guy In Gray Sweatpants
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
He resides in every dive bar across America and throughout the civilized world. This book is merely a "collection" of his best drunken insight when interrupting a private conversation with his infinite wisdom and unparalleled perspective… Or so he thinks. The context of the conversation has been removed, because in all honesty, it wasn't relevant to his solution anyway…
A Drabble Family Christmas Tale
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,640. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Humorist Kevin Fagan is best known as the creator of DRABBLE, a nationally syndicated comic strip which appears in nearly 200 newspapers and online outlets in the USA and around the world. The Drabble family celebrates all that is good about being a family. Kevin Fagan now has one very funny Christmas story about the Drabble family to add to his credit.
The Felicity File
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,730. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a sedate bachelor received a young kitten he had little idea of the delightful chaos that came with her. The fluffy mouse graveyard, moustache grooming, existential angst and drains, the terror of Edith Piaf, and a new slant on Edgar Allan Poe: All part of the Felicity Files.
Wilder Investigations #1 "Mirror Mirror"
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Nestled in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, Haven County Georgia is the home of Bellport Poultry, the Walton's Ford Railroad Museum and the annual Apple Blossom Festival. Recently, the Haven County area has been plagued with a series of strange occurrences, and county residents Matt Wilder and Charlie Allen have found themselves with a reputation as the "go to guys" for dealing with su
Surviving Immortality
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 102,230. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Montreal’s grim reaper has vanished and the people of the city are no longer dying. Many Montrealers are elated by their new-found immortality, while others are terrified, but Roan Alten is plain confused when he is tapped to take up the reigns of the pale horse and bring balance to Montreal’s flat-lining mortality rate.
Futan Vice: The Trouble On Drabble
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 54,260. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2012 by Forever Young Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
NaNoWriMo 2012 book. Last updated 2012-11-29 03:27:09
Goal reached!
A man from Earth named Matt Cotter goes to a planet named Drabble to help solve a crime that has yet to happen. Can he solve it? There’s one way to know if he does. Think about it … almost there. Yes! … That’s how to find out!
The Second Noelle
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary
A shooting star illuminates the midnight sky. A woman asks, “Where are Joseph and Mary?” Joseph asks for lodging in their barn. Three farmers appear looking for a lost lamb. Three salesmen arrive with gifts from Publishers’ Clearing House. Three women bring pamphlets describing the birth of the universe. A coyote howls. A donkey brays. An owl screams.
Island Paradise
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Price: Free! Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
John and Julia went to a small island to relax. But an old pirate risen from a long sleep and some spiders have a different idea.
The Mayor
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Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The first ever Mayoral election is about to take place in Seagull City. Can Cecil Sneezebottom win against all hope? Can he control the egos of the rabid city councillors? What will he do about the Mall Rats who plague the city shopping centre? These stories and more bound energetically from the page in this vignette that will enthral you from Redfern Station all the way to Circular Quay.
The Dumpster: One Woman’s Search for Love
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 44,560. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nicole is an average American woman who is looking for love in all the wrong places. Who would have guessed that a dumpster in the back alley below her bedroom window would hold the key to finding love?
Catching Claire
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Series: Love and Other Calamities, Story 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(3.38 from 8 reviews)
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Love & Other Calamities, Story 2. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend’s bachelorette party, she never imagines she’ll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it-—but now it’s happened. Big problem: Claire’s memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her heart’s in trouble!
Sleight of Hand
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Price: Free! Words: 11,800. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
First her body goes missing, then her finger ... Sometimes plans carry out without a hitch, and sometimes nothing in a plan goes right, as is the case for Homicide Detective Jonah Leedes this particular night....