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The Great Convergence
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,730. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A quiet English village finds its usually uneventful auction turned into mayhem when thousands of people unexpectedly descend upon it becoming entwined in this smile inducing tale of strange encounters, even stranger goings on, no end of scheming, greed, deceit, hilarity, chaos, triumph and just desserts that are only brought to an end when the Crow that was a Rook finally comes home to roost!
The Next Big Wood Project
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ernest and Bo Dean are wood working geniuses who embark on their latest next big wood project. With a backwoods approach to life and the simpler life, they take you on their latest effort to stay known as the Michelangelos of their craft.
Jolly Roger
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces in 1717 to prevent the course of history from being changed. This science fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore.
Itchy Mitch and the Taming of Broken Jaw Junction
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Price: Free! Words: 46,710. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / United States / 19th Century
The new vegetable-loving sheriff of Broken Jaw Junction outwits outlaws, bank robbers and cattle rustlers--using just a few carrot sticks and celery! But one day, he meets an unexpected and unbeatable foe ...
Terror in the Alley
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Do you know what a terrifying experience is? I bet you don’t and Terror in the Alley isn’t what you’d expect.This laugh out load story about the terrifying and traumatic experiences at a bowling alley will have you laughing in the ball return.
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
THE WEL-MART WAY
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You set the price! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Wel-Mart Way is a fictional, humorous account of how one of our nation's largest retailers plans to solve the health care crisis.
The Goat
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Price: Free! Words: 117,680. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humans are ridiculous and cruel. Sparky, the talking goat, knows better than anyone. He lives in hiding on the rural farm of his senile owner. The Goat is a story about Kidnapping, Brutality, Murder and Lobster Bisque. Sparky must find his family and rescue them before they are chopped up by a wicked genius.
Believe Me!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 118,310. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A tale of star crossed lovers who, despite their cultural divide and the sanctions of the gods, refuse to be parted even when a wild Irish bomber, crazed with grief, attempts to blow them up!
Desiccant 009: Bullet Cereal for Breakfast
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Needing any information he can get, Carter calls up the bad guys on the pone. After an awkward conversation, he finds out something he already knew. They are bastards, and they have guns. A polite phone call turns into an emergency, and Carter gets to test how much of a super hero he really is. (12 pages)
Eloping With Emmy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,820. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
AJ
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You set the price! Words: 7,400. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
AJ is a short story prequel to the 8th Mayan Prophecy. AJ is the kid everyone in his grade school wants to be like. Unfortunately, he is disinterested in his studies. In order to continue to play sports he forms an alliance with, Nick Jensen, the smartest kid in his class.
Christian Skits & Such
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Price: $5.19 USD. Words: 34,080. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Plays » Religious & Liturgical
This ebook contains between twenty and forty works (depending on your counting skills) written for any possible occasion. How can you perform skits about brainsucking zombies, murderous Mob families, and bulimic beluga whales in church (or anywhere else)? And let's not forget grammatically challenged ninjas. Buy Nick's new multi-format ebook and find out, or wonder forever.
The Well Boiled Icycle
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
35 New 'quirky' poems by Barnaby Wilde featuring Clockwork Wellingtons, Goldfish, Jugglers and Gingerbread Men, but not necessarily in that order, (and not a mention of elephants).
The Opportunities of Youth
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Price: Free! Words: 68,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A humorous look at the YTS or YOPS schemes of the nineteen seventies by someone who worked in them for several years in what was then Avon County.
The Blasphemy Tour
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Series: Rev and Dylan books, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 72,300. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012 by Magenta. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Irreverent. Definitely irreverent. Two Canadian atheists go on a cross-country speaking tour of American Bible Colleges. The Blasphemy Tour — where philosophy essay meets stand-up.
Ms America and the Villainy in Vegas
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Series: Beauty Queen Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 75,910. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(Series#2) “Superfab fun mystery”…“A giggle a minute”…“Happy might be the next Stephanie Plum!” Beauty queen and budding sleuth Happy Pennington goes to gaudy Las Vegas for the nuptials of pageant-wear purveyor Sally Anne Gibbons. The last thing she expects at the altar is a corpse. But at these over-the-top nuptials that’s what she finds: a dead best man and a groom who just might be the killer.
The Avalanche
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2012 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Rod and Marge Applewhite decide to expand their horizons by joining the Mahjong Club at the community centre, nothing can prepare them, or their new acquaintances, for the avalanche of social disgraces which follow!
Jockey Days
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Price: Free! Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jockey Boy is causing mayhem. The cute neighbor is curious, her brother is in love, and her boyfriend is losing his mind. All this over a mannequin? Originally published in Amazing Graces (Paycock Press) 2012.
Four Short Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: British English. Published: May 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Don Phillips lives in a part of Spain where you have to speak the language. These four amusing and basically true stories reflect various moments in the last twenty three years he has lived there.