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Small cruelties of children
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,410. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We all have children, don’t we? Or know some? At least everyone can claim to have seen, or maybe just been, a child at some time or another. See whether you can find the child in this fourth collection of flasch fiction, Small cruelties of children. Some are easy. In other stories you have to make a little effort. But in a few you will have to find the child in yourself. Or not.
Permanently Temping
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,400. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Why is it forbidden to borrow someone else’s tea mug? How is home-baking related to promotion and what is a ‘cake rota’? When Hollie Cooper walks into her first job after graduating, she realizes that the world of work is going to take some getting used to. Hollie’s life turns into a side-splittingly funny ride involving work, life, love, good – and not so good – friends.
Last Days in the Desert
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Price: Free! Words: 26,980. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Stacie, Tiffany and Yadira hope to shut down their rental house and get back their security deposit before leaving town, but first they have to fix the gaping hole in the adobe wall and rid themselves of unwanted graduation "presents," both the result of an uproarious final party. This comic co-ed romp will keep you chuckling while your bosses amuse you in their own endearing fashion.
They Are Everywhere
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,650. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012 by Short Story Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents They Are Everywhere by Matthew Kilpatrick “They Are Everywhere” is a humorous tale of the supernatural as seen through the eyes of two hapless and inept ghost hunters named Barton and Edward. Though the pair believe themselves to be intrepid investigators in the realm of the unexplained and ghostly, they in fact mistake normal, everyday occurrences for supernatural.
Regally Blonde (Chick Flick Clique Romantic Comedy #2)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 70,360. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Beauty queen Jamie Summers hesitantly accepts Christopher’s third proposal when a handsome young widowed doctor moves in next door. David Stevens isn’t sure a beauty queen would be a good mother for his three-year-old daughter, but Sunny has a mind of her own, and calls Jamie her ‘Earth Mommy.’ What’s a beauty queen to do? Raising an adorable daughter could be her ‘crowning’ achievement.
Insults Anywhere Presents Weaponized Pick Up Lines
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,970. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude. "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Nothing But A Miracle (Life's Outtakes - Year 4) 52 Humorous and Inspirational Short Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,920. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
52 stories, one for each week, from the popular story column "Life's Outtakes". These stories are a humorous and inspirational view of community and family life. From the inspiration of dying soldier's last wish in "Singing To The End Of Life" to the humor of "Football Through The Eyes Of A Child" these stories will keep you laughing and make you think about what is really import.
Desperate Measures
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Price: Free! Words: 24,000. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Set in the late 1960s Desperate Measures is a humorous story that follows twelve-year old Owen Finnegan as he tries to cope with one of the biggest events that has ever taken place at his school in the small rural town of Barclay.
Insults Anywhere Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,710. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!
The Auction Horse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Western Trail Blazer. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Auction Horse tells five tales of Jack and Cleve’s misadventures. Jack faces near certain death in Buttercup. They get snowed into a line shack with windbag Slim for three days in Snow Bound. Jack courageously faces dude hunters in Anyone Can Guide. Slim shares his Christmas heroism in saving Santa Claus in Santa and Slim, and meet Cleve’s crow-bait champion cutting horse in The Auction Horse.
The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, it’s clear to Deidre that her vampire boss, Nathaniel, needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. Unfortunately, her efforts to gain him a friend will catch the attention of a vampire hunter. Armed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.
Take a Break & Have a Laugh Series. Sexy Security Guard, Invisible Bricks for Russian Mafia, Space Rabbit vs. Captain Doomsday and more!
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Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Laughter is the best tool to deal with stress and boredom. Made-up scientific studies show that hamsters who read books from 'Take a Break Have a Laugh" series live 10 times longer than humorless hamsters that are into Goth novels and French documentaries. In all seriousness though, after you read short stories from this book you will feel great! Enjoy!
Motorcycles For Wednesdays
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Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma has a thing about control. She has to have it. Everything has its place and Wednesdays are most definitely, always, grocery days. No questions asked.
The Steakhouse Cowboys
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
Brett and Harry are cowboys in the truest sense of the word. They are hard, tough, and serious men who take their jobs and steaks serious.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Reluctant Athlete
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Tim’s dad has been pushing Tim hard to turn Tim into an elite athlete. Coming a close second isn’t good enough for Mr Rogers because, as he repeatedly tells his son, a miss is as good as a mile. So, how does Tim finally turn this philosophy back on his Dad? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
I'm No P.I.
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,090. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012 by Post Mortem Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
I’m No P.I. brings a 21st century point of view to the humorous side of noir detective fiction. After all, where else but noir fiction can a 56 year old unemployed alcoholic, who still lives with his mother, solve a crime the authorities are convinced has already been solved?
Rejection, A Novel
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 67,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Maggie McKenzie battles overwhelming rejection, raccoon attacks and personal space invading coworkers with only random facts and a growing sense of adventure.
How the Apocalypse Can Make You Lose Your Job
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,520. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The world's only hope is a fast food employee armed with a spatula. Well, the world could also hope that the personification of Grease, the Olde Englishe Gangstas, and an army of Puns eager for human flesh are all just hallucinations. That might work too.
The Lost Then Found Essays of Joe Fusco Jr.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,300. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2012 by Lakshmi Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A funny collection of short stories from the one and only Joe Fusco Jr. These stories will guarantee a good laugh. Joe Fusco Jr. has mastered the rare art of spinning amazing tales that can always capture the imaginations of audiences anytime.
The Hereafter Gang
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 116,380. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a hot summer Texas afternoon, Cindy Nance introduces young Doug Hoover to the two great secrets of life. Doug likes the first secret a lot. The second, that guys grow up and go to work, doesn't appeal to him at all. A series of meaningless marriages and do-nothing jobs prove Cindy was right. Turned off by the present, Doug tries to recapture the joys of his past.