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New Windows    by Alain Gomez
Price: Free! 180 words. Language: English. Published on May 1, 2011. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

0.75 star(3.75 from 4 reviews)
Fast, fun flash fiction by Alain Gomez. New Windows is about the perils of home improvement.
The Death and Life of Rocky the Crab    by Sarah Billington
Price: $0.99 USD. 3250 words. Language: English. Published on April 29, 2011. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

"It raised its pincers again, snapped them together as a final warning…and charged. At my face." Lisa was supposed to be pet sitting. Looking after a crab is easy, right? Unless you forget to feed it. And then you find it dead minutes before its owner is back in town. There's something a bit different about this dead crab though. Amazingly, based on a true story.
(WASP) Wisconsin Advanced State Patrol    by Dale De Coster
Price: $0.99 USD. 25960 words. Language: English. Published on April 29, 2011. Fiction » Drama » American.

(WASP) Wisconsin Advanced State Patrol. WASP is a separate department set up for an elite group of officers that test new items for law enforcement. Sgt John is an inventor who brings new thing to work and tests them out, as other officers bring their unique perspective to the job. At time of written this book has several new and unrealized inventions / ideas.
Second-Hand Princess    by Lorraine J. Anderson
Price: Free! 7680 words. Language: English. Published on April 28, 2011. Fiction » Fantasy » Historical.

(2.00 from 2 reviews)
All a princess wants is to be rescued by her prince -- isn't it? Perhaps staying with her dragon wasn't such a bad idea after all...
Jesus Freakz + Buddha Punx    by M.E. Purfield
Price: Free! 43720 words. Language: English. Published by Trash Books  on April 28, 2011. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

When pentecostal teen Patty Gee befriends buddhist punk Miggy Perez, she soon learns her life is not what it once seemed.
Skiing With God    by Jill Murphy-Long
Price: $7.00 USD. 98540 words. Language: English. Published on April 27, 2011. Fiction » Literature » Sports.

In Heaven, there are 8,143 ski resorts. Ski enthusiast Joy heard rumors Heaven offered every type of skiing ever imagined and after skiing with God—that’s her job now, she knows these tales to be true. Part Zen, part Catholic, part fantasy, and part true, Skiing With God will keep skiing and its memories alive—especially when winter is months away or where snow is many miles down the road.
Neues Aus Der Ebersstrasse    by Stefan Eckert
Price: Free! 4060 words. Language: German. Published on April 27, 2011. Fiction » Mystery & detective » General.

(4.00 from 1 review)
meine abenteuer!
Girlfriends Undressed    by Pantson Fire
Price: $2.99 USD. 18770 words. Language: English. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on April 26, 2011. Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author.

How guys get lucky: A political candidate with a birthmark on his face that looks like the Empire State Building has to see a female doctor about a side effect that lasts 4 hours. A seminarian’s roommate sneaks girls into the room. A theater worker has to pretend he’s gay, then has to hide a nearly naked young woman between his legs in a ticket booth. These are only 3 of the 5 stories.
A Sticky Situation    by Jamie Turner
Price: Free! 680 words. Language: English. Published on April 26, 2011. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

0.75 star(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Most mothers see their child as someone special,find greatness in many of their everyday accomplishments. But read what happens when one mother gets a little carried away.
Cult Fiction    by Ardie Collins
Price: $2.99 USD. 52090 words. Language: English. Published by Knightstone Publishing  on April 26, 2011. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.

Some people read stories because they offer an escapism that cannot be found elsewhere. Some people read stories because there's been a power cut. You should read this story because it is very important. It is the story of Stephen Moore. It is also the story of a bench and a fire called Malcolm. Above all, it is the story of the birth of that great religion called Mooranity.