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The World According to Bazil Bratt, aged 8
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,480. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
Bazil is the third son of the dysfunctional Bratts. Whilst Mr Bratt is doing a long stretch in prison, his family live in poverty in the north of England. Bazil, however, has a secret weapon which will be his family's ticket out of there - he is a mini genius. Bazil doesn't realise he's using poetry as an outlet for his frustrations - but he's good at it and sometimes very funny.
The Dog's Philosopher - The Family Heirloom
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
As she boards the plane that will take her back to the city in which she works, Julie isn’t looking forward to another lonely year, far from her family and friends. That is, until an attractive and friendly stranger sits next to her. But, how can she get him to notice her? Don’t miss this next monthly installment in The Dog’s Philosopher series.
Linda's Love
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: American English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
This is the fourth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore. In this story, Linda spends a day at Lara's house, learns her grade for her school marriage project, and defends Lara against a malignent basketball. "Becoming a Hero" is a quiet, low-key series that explores the making of a hero. There are no big battles, no angst, and no teen melodrama. 1,807 words
Funny Fantasies
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Series: Funny Shorts. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,080. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another hilarious collection of short stories from John McDonnell, "Funny Fantasies" has tales about an Irish genie in a lamp, a bratty teenager abducted by aliens, a princess and a zany dragon, a village pharmacist who has to deal with customers who've been turned into werewolves and gnomes, a Bertie Wooster style adventure written in homage to P.G. Wodehouse, and much more.
Deuce Delaney (Teen Edition)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 124,350. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Teenage troublemaker entangles himself in a deadly mystery in his own side yard.
Pop Tarts and Snails
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Price: Free! Words: 11,930. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2012 by Immediex Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A fun look at restaurants, food, supermarkets, and dieting.
Rusty & Slasher's Guide to Crime
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,280. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Russell and John, aka Rusty & Slasher, are two ordinary beer-swilling, rugby-playing blokes with ambition. They want to be career criminals but things do not go the way they’ve planned. Instead they get mixed up with real honest-to-God crims who would like nothing better than to see the pair eliminated. And then there’s Lily Trubshaw. Is she the local floozie, or have the guys got it all wrong?
Babies-Kids-& Parents All Linked-In
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 47,900. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Greeting; We all have families that we value so much this book is about how we all connect with one another. We are Woman with hobbies. I am a poem lover Singer Other Moms play another tune Its how we are all linked-In to each other. Its your Mother, Father Brother, Uncle,or Aunt, We love our Children We Love our family that special One word LOVE All togeher read family happiness indeed
Super Heroes NOW!
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Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
Captain Flak, Mezmo, and RetroBution are the local costumed heroes. They have no super powers, but provide super community services, as they like to call them. This night, before they go on street patrol, they will meet their biggest fan – an overly enthusiastic nine-year-old boy, who thinks they really have super powers.
Are We There Yet?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The more things change, the more they stay the same. The Larson family head out in their space-RV on a vacation trip to Venus when the mini-disasters start piling up, soon leading to an age-old refrain… "Are we there yet?" A science fiction humor short story.
ARBOIS A Winter's Trials and Tribulations
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 83,100. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012 by The von Raesfeld Agency. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
St. Clusen, France, 1934 Father Arbois, a parish priest, suffers trials and tribulations perpetrated by ghosts and time warps that cause him constant worry. His church could collapse due to an infestation of a pernicious strain of woodworm and he's in peril of being swept up by one of the amazing, but slightly flawed inventions of the local aristocrat. Guaranteed you'll laugh your head off!
Spam of God
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everyone gets junk email. But when one man starts receiving email from God, it's time to start reading more closely . . . a humorous short story by the award winning author Sandra McDonald.
C u @ 8
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,760. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Two middle-aged single mothers whose children have left home and started on their own lives and careers decide they need to step in to help their children and hatch a plan to sort out one’s mess and find the other a suitable man, with some hilarious consequences. After interviewing prospective husbands at Waves Restaurant and Bar, they discover that a good man is hard to find. A fun read.
Nameless Mountain
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2012 by Float Street Press. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
The craziness that comes with the summer heat gets into your bones, fraying relationships and making even thought a chore. That makes the idea of a road trip romantic -- maybe to a mountain without even the weight of a name.
Den osmaklige Wolfgang Sinatra
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Price: $3.89 USD. Words: 77,970. Language: Swedish. Published: June 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Mystery & Detective
Han hade inte många klienter så detektiv Wolfgang Sinatra tvekade inte när han blev erbjuden ett jobb. Han skulle leta reda på en försvunnen greve men det skulle bli svårare än han trott. En humoristisk roman om brott och sånt, i Donald Westlakes anda.
Zombie Mine Forever
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Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Zombies need love to, and this tale tugs on the heart strings. How long can love last once your mind starts to go? www.banocanut.com
Punchafish
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the tradition of "Moby Dick," "The Old Man and the Sea" and the great Ali-Foreman bout of 1974 comes a man vs fish story for the 21st century. It's survival of the fittest for George Miller, a down-and-out working stiff who has to beat the odds (and a really big fish) to reclaim his dignity. Short story, humor, around 2000 words.
On the Back Lot of Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012 by Eyes and Ears. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the author of the Orange Prize-nominated comic novel, "A Visit From Voltaire," a heartwarming and funny short story about the scorching August morning her mother died in L.A. A woman who loved living among the various "types" who might have walked out of a Central Casting directory or a soap-opera audition call, the departed mother bequeaths her bereaved daughter the legacy of laughter.
One for Sorrow
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Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Another day of wonder dawned with questions immediately apparent. “Five magpies in my garden! Why my garden? And why on earth are they so damn noisy? That isn’t a chirp, more like tambourines being thrashed! And, seriously, how can a group of 5 possibly influence the Karmic rules in bringing me some silver”
Andy the Barbarian
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2012 by Steven Hill. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A young boy's fascination with Conan the Barbarian leads to hilarious results on the playground and in the classroom... This light-hearted short story offers a glimpse into the mind of a child and the ways he tries to emulate his fantastic and pulpy heroes.