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Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,490. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his endeavors. Volume II followed Lucifer in Asia. This third volume tracks Lucifer's travels across Europe.
Exploits: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume II, 1926-1931
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,450. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his exploits. This second volume tracks Lucifer's travels through Asia.
Coffee House Mafia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 125,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nomey Tanner: college graduate, café owner—Mafioso? With the passing of the Hinkle Law, caffeine is outlawed and the Enforcement Bureau, an agency specializing in the investigation of caffeinated paraphernalia, is born. What’s a café owner to do in times like these? Why turn to a life of crime, of course!
Linda's New Friend
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Linda Lancer is an average American teenager - completely unremarkable in every way - except for the fact that she's super-strong. Might she be destined for greater things? In this first story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore, Linda makes a new friend, the beautiful Lara Love, and confronts an annoying teacher. 2,975 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Platypus Boy on the Duck Farm
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This hilarious micro fiction children’s story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and funny faces. He likes ducks, so I imagine he would like platypuses, too. Platypus Boy visits America and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 200. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This micro fiction children’s short story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and hilarious faces, and he likes ducks. Duck boy goes down under and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
The Absurd Adventures of Mira
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Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 58,120. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Mira, a 250-pound swarthy Asian Indian, fantasizing herself as sparkly blue-eyed actress Cameron Diaz, is raped by a radical Black Muslim Panther at a public high school "Woodstock" dance, her conservative Hindu father refuses to acknowledge the rape for fear she will be "spoiled fruit."
El León
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
Baseball fans, has your team ever had a closer you just couldn't stand? Meet El León.
Dressmaker
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 3,600 words. Moss Scanlon was sitting on his stool in his Harnessmaker’s shop, busily repairing a donkey saddle, when he heard the thud from the room above. He didn’t have time to react. A fraction of a second later he was slapped on the head by a lump of plaster the size of a dinner plate and enveloped in a cloud of grey flakey dust.
Cut Loose (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
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Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 68,300. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's rodeo season in Helena, Montana and Lucy Mathews is ready to make some new sales for her antiques shop. Unfortunately, things aren't going so well, her boyfriend's ex-wife is causing trouble, her dog is getting Lucy in trouble and oh, yeah... there's that dead rodeo queen whose body Lucy just found.
The First Cut
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short thriller in 1,320 words. Patrick Flynn lifted the WW2 Samurai sword from the plaque above the fireplace and held it carefully, and his eyes narrowed as he focused on the object of his consuming hatred ...
The Big White Coffin
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Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 2,400 words. For years we blamed Pat Hurley - he was the one who told us about the cannibals. I was seven, going on eight and Pat was already eight, so he was the oldest and we believed him. The next day two men came to our house and the tall one bent down and gave a grin that showed a mouthful of enormous teeth ...
The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
I have always been a storyteller, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to share my stories more broadly. Some are best told as “stand-up”, and some are best read. Inspired by Jerry Clower, Dave Gardner, and many others, I have put some of my better “bull” down on paper. Enjoy this one, until I can write the next one!
A Murderous Addiction
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 113,630. Language: Australian English. Published: May 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
jake cameron's lfe ended badly. his plan of dying of old age or being shot by a jealous husband at the age of ninety didn't quite work out. now he's dead. pity really, all he had to do was stay sober, stop almost every crime syndicate in the world from killing him and win the heart of his one true love. a murderous addiction is kevin barry's 4th novel
Zombie Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
I love zombies and zombie jokes. If you enjoy them as much as I do, this book will give you many laughs.
The Noble Mr. Prickles
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Javan, a decorated general and military instructor, once swore an oath to his friend, King Orvan, that should he ever be needed he would answer the call. Now, Orvan is insane, taking advice only from his dog, and he has called Javan and his three best warriors to go on a suicidal mission to retrieve a magic orange petal from the Giant Kingdom, with only a chimpanzee named Mr. Prickles to aid them.
Atlantis, B.C.E.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,090. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For Cyd Euripides, parking cars for Venusian goddesses on Atlantis might not be the most challenging work, but the former serf enjoys the career change. Fresh air, sunshine, an occasional flight through the air after being swatted by a displeased goddess... life is good. But when the other serfs drag Cyd into a crazy escape plan, the doomed island may never be the same again.
The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,260. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Follow the gregarious 10-year-old Misha and her well-intentioned mom as they stumble upon one hilarious adventure after another in the city by the bay. Misha’s mom is excited to introduce her daughter to culture and diversity. Misha, however has one goal in mind: Get to The Holy Grail of shopping – The miraculous five-story SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! Misha finds that it isn't so easy with mom in the way!
The Rum Shop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,940. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2012 by Float Street Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the islands of the West Indies, the rum shop is the center of community activity, mostly because everyone shows up there sooner or later. News of events and people, and gossip and stories are shared freely. It is a wonderful place to spend some time if you want to get to know the people. And the rum can be mighty fine too.
The Great Salmon Run Cake Fiasco
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Series: Salmon Run, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The Salmon Run Men's Club, the General Store cafe kitchen, and the one-month anniversary of the Callahans in Alaska... All the ingredients needed for a messy disaster of legendary proportions... An Alaska short story placed in the "Salmon Run" series.