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Sugar (Mirror, Mirror #1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
You could be forgiven for thinking Sugar is almost normal with her perfect hair and bubble baths, lemon cake making neighbour and purple cat. But what is the deal with staring at mirrors and believing in other worlds? I wish I knew, but don't ask me, I'm just the poor narrator trying to keep up!
To My Bearded Friend
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,580. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A lighthearted look at the history, the purpose, the care and the treatment of beards. A must-have book for all bearded men.The ideal present for birthdays and Christmas.
LizAnne
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Price: Free! Words: 12,940. Language: American English. Published: July 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
LizAnne had looked forward to becoming the next First Lady of the State. Her husband was a "shoo-in" to become the next Governor. That is, until he was carted off to jail for alleged campaign wrong-doing. So, with Eddie in jail and no available money, LizAnne needed a job. But, not knowing anything except party planning and smiling for the cameras on the campaign trail, LizAnne was at a loss until
Belly Up To The Isobar
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,570. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is Ken’s third book of short stories. Many deal with flying and weather. Some are inspirational. Some are commentary on the world, government, adolescence, and challenge. Some deal with business intransigence. There’s the macabre and a murder mystery. One is designed to touch your heartstrings. One is tragic. And then the title story, Belly Up To The Isobar, which may not be what you think.
The Pirates of Maryland Point, E15
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Price: Free! Words: 83,200. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold...it's the Holy Grail. A fast-paced, who-dunnit, Cockney comedy caper packed with pirates and pie and mash.
Truckin' Europe
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,400. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2012 by GC Media. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With no knowledge of any foreign languages, I set out across Europe on a new career which would take me to some of the most wonderful places that no tourist would normally get to see.I've met some of the most wonderful people on my travels, and quite a few I would never want to see again (German and Swiss customs officers spring to mind).Foreign cuisine at it's best and worst,"I've tried it all"
Tag-Alongs
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
It was the vacation of a lifetime - the chance to experience a day in the life of a famous person from history - as a "hitchhiker" inside their mind. What could possibly go wrong?
Mugs Birdsong's Crime Academy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,230. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After being reformed for five years in the Wyoming pen, the celebrated criminal Mugs Birdsong decides to found a crime academy that will instruct lawmen on the ways of means of lawlessness. He sets up shop in an abandoned orphanage in Rock Springs, and soon is instructing classes in bank robbery, train robbery, and various other sterling occupations.
Of Moose and Men: A Skewed Look at Life in Alaska
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 60,370. Language: American English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Essay » Author profile
The first volume in a series of collected humor columns written by award-winning author A. E. Poynor. For less than twenty percent of what you paid for the latte you'll spew out your nose while reading this book, you can learn about everyday life in Alaska where laughing about the trials unique to the country is much better than just shivering in the cold.
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(3.86 from 7 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Nihilism Sucks: Of Human Hope and Larry’s Hail Mary Pass in the Craigslist Personals
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Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nine comic short-shorts deleted at the last moment from "Leaves of Grass" by an alternate timeline Walt Whitman. What was he thinking?!? His loss is your gain. For a limited time only this rare collection can be yours for free! Take that, Nietzsche, you worn-out grumpus. Life is funny. Includes the title story, "The Wishing Bird," "Phil Lamont: Attorney for the Damned," and more!
In porta c'ero io!
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 40,690. Language: Italian. Published: July 9, 2012 by Gabriele Capelli Editore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Siamo negli anni Ottanta e Gol è un giovane ex tossicodipendente da poco uscito di galera. Narratore instancabile e canaglia furba quanto ingenua, vive la propria vita attraverso storielle che racconta senza sosta. Gol tenta di rimettersi in piedi nella vita di tutti i giorni: trova un impiego occasionale, s’innamora di una cameriera e la porta in vacanza in Spagna.
Man*hattan: a fairy tale
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,900. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Meet Michael Dearborn. Telephone therapist by day, complete and utter mess by night. It's just another New York story of boy meets boy, boy breaks up with boy, boy gets depressed, works in the basement of a funeral home, drinks too much, wakes up in a strange bed, dates a crazy person, and still makes it to brunch in time to tell the tale.
Your Mother
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Your Mother contains some of the funniest mother jokes ever with illustrations to go along with it!
The Organizing
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Price: Free! Words: 5,610. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Organizing, a standalone supplement to the Living Needle series, is about Tom Wood, a man incapable of recognizing when something is strange. Unfortunately, his boring job as a zero counter is interrupted by the daisy growing out of his computer. Now the oblivious Tom must navigate the chaos around him as the whole building seems to be going through some sort of metamorphosis.
Jesus Is Watching
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Essay » Literature
Short stories often come from random ideas and personal experiences. The title story builds on existing humor. Inspiration: The Angels of Dog Creek and Thanks For Your Time. History: The Resurrection of Bartholomew Kelly. Angst: The Whizzer; The Curb; and The Rake. Tragedy: The Incident at Dead Man’s Dip and Suicide. Humor: The Septic Tank, Large Mouth with Many Teeth, and Moose. And essays.
The Rejection Game: How to Stop Fearing Rejection and Get the Girl of Your Dreams
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,460. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012 by Gina Schwarz. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever muster up the courage to talk to a fine lady, only to get shot down or laughed at? Ever feel bad about it? Embarrassed? No more. You need a change of perspective. Most guys fail because they are afraid, and people can smell the stink of desperation on them. The Rejection Game includes social games friends can play to learn how to accept, and conquer rejection. Gain the confidence by embracin
High Crimes and Mr. Wieners
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Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a local kid's TV show personality and his seven trained dachshunds get kicked to the curb in favor of generic PBS programming, the discovery of a hotdog-man suit in a fast food dumpster leads to a new career as a costumed crime fighter (hey, dogs have to eat). And will the lady in his life discover his secret? Okay, let's admit it - there is no lady in his life - just lots of mooched wifi.
The Monday Rebellion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Monday’s Child may be fair of face, but in this humorous off the wall fantasy, he’s also a rebel who wants the other days of the week to join him in the ultimate revolution.
In At The Geek End
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 105,470. Language: British English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The hilarious madcap story of English surfer and computer programmer, James Smith, who finds himself caught up in the conformity of the UK defence business. Totally unsuited to the job, he embarks on a programme of extreme sports activities and tries to escape the rat race. His plans are thwarted, however, by his wayward love life and rocky finances.