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Of Moose and Men: A Skewed Look at Life in Alaska
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 60,370. Language: American English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Essay » Author profile
The first volume in a series of collected humor columns written by award-winning author A. E. Poynor. For less than twenty percent of what you paid for the latte you'll spew out your nose while reading this book, you can learn about everyday life in Alaska where laughing about the trials unique to the country is much better than just shivering in the cold.
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Nihilism Sucks: Of Human Hope and Larry’s Hail Mary Pass in the Craigslist Personals
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Price: Free! Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Nine comic short-shorts deleted at the last moment from "Leaves of Grass" by an alternate timeline Walt Whitman. What was he thinking?!? His loss is your gain. For a limited time only this rare collection can be yours for free! Take that, Nietzsche, you worn-out grumpus. Life is funny. Includes the title story, "The Wishing Bird," "Phil Lamont: Attorney for the Damned," and more!
In porta c'ero io!
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 40,690. Language: Italian. Published: July 9, 2012 by Gabriele Capelli Editore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Siamo negli anni Ottanta e Gol è un giovane ex tossicodipendente da poco uscito di galera. Narratore instancabile e canaglia furba quanto ingenua, vive la propria vita attraverso storielle che racconta senza sosta. Gol tenta di rimettersi in piedi nella vita di tutti i giorni: trova un impiego occasionale, s’innamora di una cameriera e la porta in vacanza in Spagna.
Man*hattan: a fairy tale
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 77,900. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Meet Michael Dearborn. Telephone therapist by day, complete and utter mess by night. It's just another New York story of boy meets boy, boy breaks up with boy, boy gets depressed, works in the basement of a funeral home, drinks too much, wakes up in a strange bed, dates a crazy person, and still makes it to brunch in time to tell the tale.
Your Mother
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 970. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Your Mother contains some of the funniest mother jokes ever with illustrations to go along with it!
The Organizing
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Price: Free! Words: 5,610. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Organizing, a standalone supplement to the Living Needle series, is about Tom Wood, a man incapable of recognizing when something is strange. Unfortunately, his boring job as a zero counter is interrupted by the daisy growing out of his computer. Now the oblivious Tom must navigate the chaos around him as the whole building seems to be going through some sort of metamorphosis.
Jesus Is Watching
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,570. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Essay » Literature
Short stories often come from random ideas and personal experiences. The title story builds on existing humor. Inspiration: The Angels of Dog Creek and Thanks For Your Time. History: The Resurrection of Bartholomew Kelly. Angst: The Whizzer; The Curb; and The Rake. Tragedy: The Incident at Dead Man’s Dip and Suicide. Humor: The Septic Tank, Large Mouth with Many Teeth, and Moose. And essays.
The Rejection Game: How to Stop Fearing Rejection and Get the Girl of Your Dreams
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,460. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012 by Gina Schwarz. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever muster up the courage to talk to a fine lady, only to get shot down or laughed at? Ever feel bad about it? Embarrassed? No more. You need a change of perspective. Most guys fail because they are afraid, and people can smell the stink of desperation on them. The Rejection Game includes social games friends can play to learn how to accept, and conquer rejection. Gain the confidence by embracin
High Crimes and Mr. Wieners
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Price: Free! Words: 5,700. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a local kid's TV show personality and his seven trained dachshunds get kicked to the curb in favor of generic PBS programming, the discovery of a hotdog-man suit in a fast food dumpster leads to a new career as a costumed crime fighter (hey, dogs have to eat). And will the lady in his life discover his secret? Okay, let's admit it - there is no lady in his life - just lots of mooched wifi.
The Monday Rebellion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Monday’s Child may be fair of face, but in this humorous off the wall fantasy, he’s also a rebel who wants the other days of the week to join him in the ultimate revolution.
In At The Geek End
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 105,470. Language: British English. Published: July 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The hilarious madcap story of English surfer and computer programmer, James Smith, who finds himself caught up in the conformity of the UK defence business. Totally unsuited to the job, he embarks on a programme of extreme sports activities and tries to escape the rat race. His plans are thwarted, however, by his wayward love life and rocky finances.
A Bestseller
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bored retiree decides to write a book. There's just one problem though, he has no idea on what to write.
Hollywood Brings World Peace
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,910. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012 by Forever Young Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Francis Corolla has been put in charge of an impossible assignment. He has to find a way to make world peace. He never expects to find the solution. When he does, it comes from the most unlikely source: Hollywood.
Brenda's Owl
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Price: Free! Words: 5,950. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Teaching English to non-native-speaker adults tends to focus on standard topics like business, shopping and travel. Brenda’s Owl rings the changes with 24 short, whimsical stories about the oddball side of life in an ordinary English garden. With patterns, phrases and idioms that are current and useful in dozens of everyday conversational contexts, this book is easy to teach and fun to study!
SERGEANT GONZALEZ The son of his father?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,990. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The good-looking, roguish, easy-going Sergeant Paco Gonzalez enjoys red wine, food, football and women. Life is good. Gonzalez, a new, refreshing, cop character deals with speeding fines, a robbery at a nudist club, a murder, the lowdown on Spanish cities, fraud at the local radio station, visiting Morocco and Las Vegas, growing your own cannabis and buying a ruin.
Linda's License
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: American English. Published: July 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the sixth story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore, Linda Lancer welcomes in the new year, gets her driver's license, records videos for her high school's morning show, meets a guy that wants her, and gets her powers tested by Lara. 2,032 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Cat Patrol Delta, Episode #7: Rescue!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,830. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
With the Reaper rounding up the rebels, Cat Patrol Delta has its back to the wall. Four space cats are hard pressed to match the combined might of the evil Canine Cartel. But help arrives in the form of four swashbuckling Alpha cats. Will eight space cats be enough to save the day, or will the dogs have the final say?
Brownie and the Dame
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Series: Bubba, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,560. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Brownie Snoddy is visiting the Snoddy Mansion for Spring Break! Where Brownie goes, mayhem is sure to follow. Possibly destruction, terror, pandemonium, and anarchy might follow, too! He’s got his hands on a fedora, a stack of hardboiled mystery novels, and is ready to squirt metal at the nearest evil perpetrator.
Connie
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 3,720. Language: British English. Published: July 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A young girl comes back from the landarmy after the war to find true love with the help of her family