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The Goat
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Price: Free! Words: 117,680. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Humans are ridiculous and cruel. Sparky, the talking goat, knows better than anyone. He lives in hiding on the rural farm of his senile owner. The Goat is a story about Kidnapping, Brutality, Murder and Lobster Bisque. Sparky must find his family and rescue them before they are chopped up by a wicked genius.
Believe Me!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 118,310. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A tale of star crossed lovers who, despite their cultural divide and the sanctions of the gods, refuse to be parted even when a wild Irish bomber, crazed with grief, attempts to blow them up!
Desiccant 009: Bullet Cereal for Breakfast
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
Needing any information he can get, Carter calls up the bad guys on the pone. After an awkward conversation, he finds out something he already knew. They are bastards, and they have guns. A polite phone call turns into an emergency, and Carter gets to test how much of a super hero he really is. (12 pages)
Eloping With Emmy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,820. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Hot-shot legal eagle, Tom Brodie, has been given the unpleasant assignment of buying off the fortune-hunter who headstrong heiress, Emerald Carlisle has announced she is about to marry. He is not happy about it and his day gets worse when Emmy hitches a ride in his car in her getaway attempt.
AJ
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You set the price! Words: 7,400. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
AJ is a short story prequel to the 8th Mayan Prophecy. AJ is the kid everyone in his grade school wants to be like. Unfortunately, he is disinterested in his studies. In order to continue to play sports he forms an alliance with, Nick Jensen, the smartest kid in his class.
Christian Skits & Such
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Price: $5.19 USD. Words: 34,080. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Plays » Religious & Liturgical
This ebook contains between twenty and forty works (depending on your counting skills) written for any possible occasion. How can you perform skits about brainsucking zombies, murderous Mob families, and bulimic beluga whales in church (or anywhere else)? And let's not forget grammatically challenged ninjas. Buy Nick's new multi-format ebook and find out, or wonder forever.
The Well Boiled Icycle
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
35 New 'quirky' poems by Barnaby Wilde featuring Clockwork Wellingtons, Goldfish, Jugglers and Gingerbread Men, but not necessarily in that order, (and not a mention of elephants).
The Opportunities of Youth
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Price: Free! Words: 68,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A humorous look at the YTS or YOPS schemes of the nineteen seventies by someone who worked in them for several years in what was then Avon County.
The Blasphemy Tour
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Series: Rev and Dylan books, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 72,300. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012 by Magenta. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Irreverent. Definitely irreverent. Two Canadian atheists go on a cross-country speaking tour of American Bible Colleges. The Blasphemy Tour — where philosophy essay meets stand-up.
Ms America and the Villainy in Vegas
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Series: Beauty Queen Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 75,910. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(Series#2) “Superfab fun mystery”…“A giggle a minute”…“Happy might be the next Stephanie Plum!” Beauty queen and budding sleuth Happy Pennington goes to gaudy Las Vegas for the nuptials of pageant-wear purveyor Sally Anne Gibbons. The last thing she expects at the altar is a corpse. But at these over-the-top nuptials that’s what she finds: a dead best man and a groom who just might be the killer.
The Avalanche
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2012 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Rod and Marge Applewhite decide to expand their horizons by joining the Mahjong Club at the community centre, nothing can prepare them, or their new acquaintances, for the avalanche of social disgraces which follow!
Jockey Days
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Price: Free! Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jockey Boy is causing mayhem. The cute neighbor is curious, her brother is in love, and her boyfriend is losing his mind. All this over a mannequin? Originally published in Amazing Graces (Paycock Press) 2012.
Four Short Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: British English. Published: May 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Don Phillips lives in a part of Spain where you have to speak the language. These four amusing and basically true stories reflect various moments in the last twenty five years he has lived there where this has caused the odd problem.
Merry Men
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 95,550. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When a small city bank is bought out by a major industry giant, a toxic new president creates a horrific work environment, leading a small team of unlikely disgruntled employees to lead a strange and hilarious uprising. Merry Men is a quirky story about misfits, toxic workplaces, and bank robberies.
Philip and the Thief
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Series: Philip and Emery, Book 6. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,100. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2012 by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men
Philip cracks the case of the teacher’s stolen money and shocks everyone, including Jason, the suspected thief, with the solution.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Malibu Case.
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Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 13,070. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
'Sun on the Rocks' is a breezy, hip, All-Girl Series specializing in the trivial pursuit. In 'The Malibu Case', twenty five year old teleoperator Clarity Nice, establishes a state wide referendum in California on public and workplace nudity, outsmarting Malibu city police Officer Packwood, even in the premises of Stevenson Garden Products, the company where Clarity works as teleoperator.
Head Of State
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Price: Free! Words: 9,400. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Weeks before the 2020 U.S. presidential election, the Bull Moose Party candidate is shot in the head and assassinated. His party thaws Walt Disney's head, attaches it to their guy and runs that. Can someone with the body of a politician and the head of a dreamer become president? It's surprising what's possible in the not-so-distant future...
Longshanks
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 47,040. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2012 by Martian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » Medieval
Robert Hood seemed destined to a life of hard labor until a stroke of genius put him in the role of a simpleton. The role had a few drawbacks, so he planned a ruse to reverse the condition when the Lord Edward "Longshanks", heir to the throne of England, purchases him as a gift to the King of Spain. He is "found out" by the Prince and he fast talks to save his skin. Edward sees using him as a spy.
The Mysterious World of Yohan Finkel
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 121,070. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Mystery & Detective
What is a lesbian? What is the worst English swearword? Where is Granddad Charlie? These are the mysteries in his life that 11 year old Yohan Finkel wants the answers to. But he finds himself solving a real life crime when a 12 year old girl is abducted from his street. Narrated in diary form by Yohan this is a book that will appeal to whodunit fans as well as lovers of Adrian Mole.
Renata, a Feia
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,840. Language: Portuguese. Published: April 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Renata é Portuguesa e é a mulher mais feia do mundo. Ela habita num Portugal Alternativo onde as Feias são consideradas estúpidas e tratadas de acordo com esse epíteto.