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PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic
Desiccant 015: The Adventures of Stupendousguy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,580. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
The farmhouse is on fire, and the Mormons are on the run. The police follow them through the night, in every direction, but where is Dru? (11 pages)
Johnny & Marian
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,460. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Unicorn Productions. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Marian doesn't love herself enough. Johnny loves himself too much. When a spell switches their places, one is upset, the other overjoyed. Being someone else can't be that hard. Or is it?
Big P. (Большие П.)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 13,390. Language: Russian. Published: May 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Население деревеньки Большие П. решило поменять название на более соответствующее...
Septimity - The Blood Brotherhood
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Series: The Glothic Tales, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,700. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Long after HAL and February The Fifth, the Gregorian Royal Family gene pool has degenerated so badly that the next Supreme Potentate of Gloth is destined to be be a boy idiot, whose father died racing him to the Palace garden. His father won the race by jumping from the Palace roof screaming, 'I win! I win!' just before meeting his death on a brick pathway alongside a beautiful bed of roses.
Young Roy
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Three stories from the early years of Roy Harper, before he became a well known traveler and philosopher. Outlaw Trail covers his time in Texas as a child, Hoosier Dreams his adolescence in Indiana and The Gangster's Apprentice chronicles Roy's coming of age. These were the formative experiences that shaped his worldview and made him what he was to be.
The Psychopath of least resistance
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 98,370. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(3.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever wondered whatever happened to those nuclear weapons we used to worry about? In 1991 the USA and Russia signed the nuclear non proliferation treaty and thousands of war heads were decommisioned. They're still there. except one. An illegal arms dealer has obtained one and is taking it to Palestine. He's also taking Vladimir Berswiski, scientist and psychopathic killer.
Words Like Forever
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 79,830. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Lesbian
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
A woman with a rotten dating track record. A blind date with the perfect girl. An arsenal of emotional sabotaging techniques. What could go wrong?
Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye...Wayne's Daughter
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Series: Maxwell Marlowe, Private Eye, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,420. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
max is distracted in his attempt to find out what happened to the daughter of an old school friend, and the cause of his distraction is the gorgeous georgina; but max is nothing, if not a dedicated super sleuth, and balances his love life and the search for his friend's daughter, but at the cost of his passion for running.
La Chancleta
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,880. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
What's a chancleta? A chancleta is portable discipline. Ask a Latino what a chancleta is and watch them cringe and twitch. Tell a Latino a story of a chancleta that doesn't involve them personally and you'll hear boisterous laughter. This is the story of a chancleta, told in English and Spanish, and the Holy Trinity that is The Way of La Chancleta.
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Yo Mama Is So Fat... Jokes
Sindie Greets the Handyman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
For a retired hit chick in a sleepy Northwest town, a new neighbor with an unknown past means trouble. He may be a cop. He might be an enforcer. He claims to be a simple handyman... but for Sindie Slick, former Pole-Dancing Hit Chick, that's the least credible story of them all.
Printer's Devil Speaks Out
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 108,900. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Collection of Not So Politically, Socially Correct Newspaper Columns about kids, humor, wife, snakes, author, Arkansans
Furious and the Nosey Neighbor
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,940. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When a former assassin retires to a sleepy Northwest town, dumb luck lands him directly across the street from the town gossip, the busiest busybody around. Common sense says to stay away. Unfortunately, the curious town tattler has a far different idea in mind.
Encounters: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume III, 1931-1934
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,490. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his endeavors. Volume II followed Lucifer in Asia. This third volume tracks Lucifer's travels across Europe.
Exploits: The Chronicles of Lucifer Jones, Volume II, 1926-1931
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 52,450. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2012 by Phoenix Pick. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Volume I, Adventures, Mike Resnick introduced us to Lucifer Jones, a con man traveling in Africa presenting himself as a missionary. As the author puts it, Lucifer unfortunately "isn't the brightest bulb in the lamp" and mirth rather than wealth is often the result of his exploits. This second volume tracks Lucifer's travels through Asia.
Coffee House Mafia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 125,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nomey Tanner: college graduate, café owner—Mafioso? With the passing of the Hinkle Law, caffeine is outlawed and the Enforcement Bureau, an agency specializing in the investigation of caffeinated paraphernalia, is born. What’s a café owner to do in times like these? Why turn to a life of crime, of course!
Linda's New Friend
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Linda Lancer is an average American teenager - completely unremarkable in every way - except for the fact that she's super-strong. Might she be destined for greater things? In this first story in the "Becoming a Hero" series from author Mark Moore, Linda makes a new friend, the beautiful Lara Love, and confronts an annoying teacher. 2,975 words. Suitable for high-schoolers.
Platypus Boy on the Duck Farm
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 180. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This hilarious micro fiction children’s story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and funny faces. He likes ducks, so I imagine he would like platypuses, too. Platypus Boy visits America and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 200. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This micro fiction children’s short story is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and hilarious faces, and he likes ducks. Duck boy goes down under and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.