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Blind Freddy
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
For a visually impared man living alone, it's imperitive to maintain a strict set of systems. Even things which to sighted people would be disasterous can be dealt with comfortably, as long as the systems are adhered to... One in a series of ten stories from the compilation A Collection Of Dirty Little Stories.
A Tall Story
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,200. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We all know a few braggarts. People who would have to be 150 years old to have fitted everything into their lives that they boast about. But what if they were telling the truth? Some surprises are in store for the owner of a small hardware shop as he finds out some unexpected facts about one of his customers. One in a series of ten stories published as A Collection Of Dirty Little Stories.
A Collection Of Dirty Little Stories
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 49,340. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No erotica in this collection, despite the title! Just tales of people getting filthy mad at each other, commiting dirty deeds out of greed, lust or jealousy, and generally a whole swag of grubby goings-on. Some are filled with wry humour, others will make you laugh out loud, and some are filled with pathos. Adventure, mystery, smiles and history, there's something for everyone in this collection!
In Space No One Can Hear You Laugh
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 16,190. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2012 by Blue Shark Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LAUGH offers five glimpses of a hilarious future. Watch as powerful aliens place the fate of humanity in the sticky hands of a small-time crook…Take a peek at an exotic dancer working the moons of Jupiter who finds herself in the middle of an interplanetary power play…Join a human freighter crew as they try to fight off the wacky effects of an alien curse.
Twevven and the big bigger biggest baby burp
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Family / New Baby
Twevven has forgotten his purse so finds himself 'volunteering' to do something that he's never done before. It is fairly certain that he ends up regretting this. Illustrated by Lauren Eldridge-Murray
The Boys from the Bush
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 85,390. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » United Kingdom
The exploits of four friends growing up in post-war Shepherds Bush: pre-TV and computer games yet boredom never existed. Schemes were hatched in "H.Q." - a perilous bombed-out house where only bare rafters remained. David, our storyteller - tales usually involving dead bodies. Reggie, the best sportsman. Joey, asthmatic but immaculate - cherry-blossomed shoes, brylcreemed hair. Ken, the narrator.
Homemade Sin
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 105,560. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012 by Rebel ePublishers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, John Kennedy Toole, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Dickens, Edgar Allan Poe and many others have in common?
The Gnomes That Time Forgot
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This is cult reading...." Take a trip on the far side and ride through this brief history of gnomes. Fifteen illustrated profiles of gnomes that shook the world; infamous only through the delusions of others. From Zog the Rudimentary to the Black Hole of Otto you will discover the astonishing 'truth' of how gnomic perception has influenced the course of history and muddled the lives of men.
Little Things
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,370. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
This book will be free for two days--July 8-9, 2012. After this date it will be $.99 There are two short stories in this book, both about romance, but both very diffident since no two romances are alike. Maggie's fiancés Fred broke her heart when her future husband ran off with the bride's best friend, who also was supposed to be her Maid of Honor.
Dirt's Champions
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Series: Dirt, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 102,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Tasked by the Legion of the Dead to help them destroy the fell creatures that have invaded Dirt and the Netherworld, Jack Pepper must come up with a plan. Failure to stop the monstrous invasion means the end of death as we know it
Until Death Do Us Part
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Price: Free! Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
5,000-word humorous mini story which takes place immediately after the events of the novel, "The Vampire Shrink." Denver Psychologist Kismet Knight counsels vampires. Apparently, some vampires are easier to counsel than others.
System, Magic, Spirit
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Wizard Ambrose just wants to die; wimpish Prince Jestin wants to woo Princess Temaline. Trouble is, she's already betrothed. Jestin must fight a warrior to the death for her but stands no chance without Ambrose's magic.
Game of Hearts
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,890. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Deborah Zimmerman’s life is not going well right now. She has to deal with a deadbeat dad, teenagers, financial stress, and a store manager’s glare. The cake that lands on her head isn’t helping any. When she bumps into Brandon Nash, her heart skips a beat. Could this be love at first sight or the signs of a heart attack?
Epic Yarns from Beyond the Horizon. The Petite Collection. Volume I.
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Price: Free! Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is my fist published collection of short stories. Hope you'll enjoy them. If you like them, post a review or Tweet at me, I'd love to hear from you!
Dirt
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Series: Dirt, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 110,310. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Jack Pepper is dead. Good for the plot, but not so good for Jack. By happy coincidence, Crum and Ampit—ambitious grinfangs of the planet Dirt—need a dead engineer. With a stolen spell, the grinfangs make sure Jack doesn’t stay dead. A win-win situation for everyone, perhaps, but Jack, far from being grateful, goes on the run when he finds out what the acquisitive pair want of him
Planet Eve: The Tale of a Sprout
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Price: Free! Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Short story about a planet whose inhabitants simply can't get along with each other. Not a day goes by without a war or at least a fight. Sound familiar? Things go as planned until Eve gets hit by another planet called Adam.
Mafia Math
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 12,540. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012 by Accio Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you're a whiz in Algebra, excel in Geometry and can multiply and divide without a calculator... You've got a future in the Mob. A sample chapter of N.J. Harlow's novel "Rom-Com" follows...
Sutro
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 75,910. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Ted is a student intern working on the Mount Sutro tower, located along the southern hills of San Francisco. Teddie is sent to Mount Sutro by her Los Angeles television station where she is to assist in the placement of the tower’s first television antenna. Ted and Teddie soon find they have more than their name in common as they work on Mount Sutro. They find love’s attraction there.
Some Sugar
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Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A Fairish and Goat tale. Sparkly the dragon eats some bad troll. Naturally, this leads to profound conversation. Unnaturally, Fairish is beginning to not entirely loathe the one-eyed goatherd she's bound to for all eternity ...
The Good Morrow
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Price: Free! Words: 31,040. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An allegorical piece of fluff combining a yearning for transcendence with screwball comedy. After inheriting his grandfather's plantation and all the kooky relatives that come with it, a would-be poet falls in love with a girl no one else can see. Readers in search of realism and fully developed characters are advised to look elsewhere.