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Love is All Around
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,860. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Patsy Lee Clark knows what she wants–out of Daisy Creek and away from everything country. That is until Will Barnes rolls back into her life. This bad boy from her past spent fourteen years making up for teenage mistakes. Now he’s ready for a fresh beginning. With Patsy?
Insults Anywhere Presents Turbocharged Dumb Blonde Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,140. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The jokes in this book are for deranged individuals. If you can not fathom catchy one liners and jokes at someone strictly because of the color of said person's hair then don't read this book. Instead give it to a red head. They need all the help they can get.
The Unbitten Onion
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,200. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you like The Onion, the world-famous satirical powerhouse of a newspaper, you will love this book!
The Lost Dialogues of Table 18
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,390. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some people can instantly command the attention in a room, even if they aren't tall and striking. Meet Devon Avoncorte, who debates and ponders half of the world's problems with the author. Nearly 100% dialogue, this book is fun, fast-moving, and guaranteed to make you laugh at least once per chapter or the author promises to smack himself in the face with a full-sized sailboat.
Blood River Down
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Series: The Quest for the White Duck Trilogy, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,450. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Gideon Sunday, an ex-semi-professional American Football player, goes to his pantry to retrieve an awful bottle of his (dead) sister's fruit preserves. When he gets there, he discovers a meadow in his pantry. He closes the door, takes a few breaths, and begins to investigate with as much sanity and candor as Sherlock Holmes.
Battling Obesity with a Bossy Blonde and a Rhyming Assassin
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,980. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Media tie-in
While trying to avoid dealing with his dramatic weight gain, Keith encounters a series of confrontational characters who use food rhymes to give blunt diet advice. His doctor friend Charlie, a dazzling and dominating blue-eyed blonde counselor, and a threatening enforcer send a tough message that motivates and frightens Keith. Can he achieve and maintain a healthy weight? His life depends on it.
The Ancient eBook Reader
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Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Written an ebook? Join the club. Will it be read in hundreds of years time? Maybe this flash fiction will be the future.
Last Clean Shirt Volume 2
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Series: Last Clean Shirt, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,570. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
I continue my journey through South East Asia with fewer belongings and as much forward planning as my life long friend and travel partner, Mike, had come to expect of me. Together we travel throughout Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia in an adventure many have described as ‘unnecessarily long’ and ‘venereally diseased.’ Despite Asia’s remarkable lack of wheelchair accessibility.
Killing Memories
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Series: Killing Memories, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 146,350. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
At 26 years old, Estela is completely inexperienced in love, and the women in her life just won’t let her die a lonely virgin spinster with donut glaze on her face. She has no time for men, but after a few matchmaking attempts, courtesy of Moo and Estela's family, men begin descending upon her with great gusto and flair. One's the Antichrist and the other makes her body hum. [Revised 2014]
Small cruelties of children
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,410. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We all have children, don’t we? Or know some? At least everyone can claim to have seen, or maybe just been, a child at some time or another. See whether you can find the child in this fourth collection of flasch fiction, Small cruelties of children. Some are easy. In other stories you have to make a little effort. But in a few you will have to find the child in yourself. Or not.
Permanently Temping
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,400. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Why is it forbidden to borrow someone else’s tea mug? How is home-baking related to promotion and what is a ‘cake rota’? When Hollie Cooper walks into her first job after graduating, she realizes that the world of work is going to take some getting used to. Hollie’s life turns into a side-splittingly funny ride involving work, life, love, good – and not so good – friends.
Last Days in the Desert
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Price: Free! Words: 26,980. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Stacie, Tiffany and Yadira hope to shut down their rental house and get back their security deposit before leaving town, but first they have to fix the gaping hole in the adobe wall and rid themselves of unwanted graduation "presents," both the result of an uproarious final party. This comic co-ed romp will keep you chuckling while your bosses amuse you in their own endearing fashion.
They Are Everywhere
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,650. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012 by Short Story Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Press Presents They Are Everywhere by Matthew Kilpatrick “They Are Everywhere” is a humorous tale of the supernatural as seen through the eyes of two hapless and inept ghost hunters named Barton and Edward. Though the pair believe themselves to be intrepid investigators in the realm of the unexplained and ghostly, they in fact mistake normal, everyday occurrences for supernatural.
Regally Blonde (Chick Flick Clique Romantic Comedy #2)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 70,360. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Beauty queen Jamie Summers hesitantly accepts Christopher’s third proposal when a handsome young widowed doctor moves in next door. David Stevens isn’t sure a beauty queen would be a good mother for his three-year-old daughter, but Sunny has a mind of her own, and calls Jamie her ‘Earth Mommy.’ What’s a beauty queen to do? Raising an adorable daughter could be her ‘crowning’ achievement.
Insults Anywhere Presents Weaponized Pick Up Lines
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,970. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude. "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Nothing But A Miracle (Life's Outtakes - Year 4) 52 Humorous and Inspirational Short Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,920. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
52 stories, one for each week, from the popular story column "Life's Outtakes". These stories are a humorous and inspirational view of community and family life. From the inspiration of dying soldier's last wish in "Singing To The End Of Life" to the humor of "Football Through The Eyes Of A Child" these stories will keep you laughing and make you think about what is really import.
Desperate Measures
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Price: Free! Words: 24,000. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Set in the late 1960s Desperate Measures is a humorous story that follows twelve-year old Owen Finnegan as he tries to cope with one of the biggest events that has ever taken place at his school in the small rural town of Barclay.
Insults Anywhere Presents The Thinking Mans Guide To Yo Mama Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,710. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The jokes in this book are for connoisseurs of other people's mothers. If you feel the jokes in this book describe your mom more then anyone else's mom then she may have already been one of our research subjects! Congratulations!
The Auction Horse
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012 by Western Trail Blazer. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Auction Horse tells five tales of Jack and Cleve’s misadventures. Jack faces near certain death in Buttercup. They get snowed into a line shack with windbag Slim for three days in Snow Bound. Jack courageously faces dude hunters in Anyone Can Guide. Slim shares his Christmas heroism in saving Santa Claus in Santa and Slim, and meet Cleve’s crow-bait champion cutting horse in The Auction Horse.
The Vampire Hunter Comes To Call (The Vampire's Housekeeper Chronicles, # 2)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,720. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this hilarious follow-up to Employment Interview With A Vampire, it’s clear to Deidre that her vampire boss, Nathaniel, needs to get a life...or at least an undead life. Unfortunately, her efforts to gain him a friend will catch the attention of a vampire hunter. Armed with a walker, a fanny pack filled with stakes and a 40-year-old quest for vengeance, Silas may just prove Nathaniel's match.