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The Fart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 910. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
On August 6th, 1945, at 8.15am, the Enola Gay, under the direction of President Harry S. Truman, dropped ‘Little Boy’ – one of the first atom bombs – on Hiroshima. Essentially, it ended the American war with Japan. At 8.14 this morning, for no good reason, David Geraint Evans dropped something similar. 750 words of comic genius from a usually miserable Welsh writer.
The Three to One Rule
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,920. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Twenty-eight year old Zoe is in a rut. After three years of university and a failed relationship she finds herself single and doing telephone surveys for a living. That is until one day her coworker, Simon, comes up with an outlandish scheme to make money. With an unpredictable roommate, a man with one arm and the Three to One Rule, how could things go wrong?
Fat Chance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,690. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A comedy thriller. Marsha and Milly visit the Amalfi coast in Italy for a holiday where they find themselves embroiled in the search for a serial killer who prefers fat women as his victims. Marsha decides to take on the role of sleuth herself - much to the dismay of the handsome Italian inspector. Thrills, spills, food and intrigue galore! A great holiday read.
Ten Things I Hate About Valentine's Day
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You set the price! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Short story. Poor Brian. He just never gets it right, and now he must pay.
My new breasts
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Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Want to overhaul your looks?? IN a closed, conservative and multilayered society like India?? Think again, my friends... :)
Het ontslag (een Gemma Vlugzout)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,270. Language: Dutch. Published: February 6, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Als Gemma Vlugzout volkomen ten onrechte wordt ontslagen, klimt zij op onnavolgbare wijze in de pen.
Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom
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Series: Retsnom monsteR. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
When Quentin discovers four relatives dead on the eve of his son's wedding, the bride missing, and a horde of goblins closing in, those are the least of his problems: His wife has put him in charge of tracking down the cake. Quentin the Troll and the Wedding of Doom is a short fantasy of monstrous proportions.
The Oldies Progression
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,100. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012 by Vauk House Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Papa Cranberry sits in the attic listening to jazz and the blues, wondering if the family’s up and left him behind. But if the family has moved out, who has moved in? Somebody’s messing around din the kitchen downstairs, that’s for sure. And what about the laser lights shooting across the sky? Bonus: This edition also includes a complete bonus sci-fi story: "Send Our Love."
Laughter, the Best Medicine
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,480. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carl Wiggins was a professional dancer until he got trampled at a Madonna concert. His dancing days are over, but show business is in his blood. He trains another dancer as a Madonna impersonator. Just when the act attracts a few bookings, his star starts making demands. When he tries to bring her back in line, she teaches him that laughter is the best medicine.
Hail Mary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012 by Green Snake Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
For Clarice, football is a religion and game day is like going to church. She even dons a VR suit plugged into her team’s quarterback to enhance her sacred experience. For her husband Grant, football is little more than an amusement. He does not understand Clarice’s obsession. When Grant undertakes to sabotage her VR experience of Super Bowl Sunday, no one on or off the field will be safe.
Salsa
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 48,260. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When three lonely guys decide to join a Salsa dance class to find girls, they discover it opens up a whole new social world and leads to them forming a small group of friends; who as the story continues have various romantic and fun adventures together, fraught with misunderstandings and sometimes leading to hilarious consequences, as the guys try to win the girls affections.
The Mermaid Variations
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,400. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
The adventures of an exceptional mermaid as she travels from a carnival in tropical Brazil to a country where it never stops raining, Wales; and from there to the moon, where the lunar mermaids are the wrong way around. A magical mystical miniature trilogy!
Tunnel Vision
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another collection of quirky verse featuring some longer verses on subjects as diverse as flying saucers, fear of flying and dining room tables. Pausing along the way to ask, what if whales could fly? and do you need more than two pairs of shoes? Featuring 'The Ballad of Wayne and Bill' and 'Flying Over the Atlantic'. Puns and jokes as usual.
Unrequited Love
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Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 4 reviews)
In this monologue the author laments the vagaries of young love.
Party Doll
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 37,020. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bubba Mabry returns in a new novella guaranteed to thrill and amuse fans of the series featuring the Albuquerque, NM, private eye. Bumbling Bubba is hired to find a missing stripper who goes by the stage name Joy Forever. But there's more here than meets the eye. The feds are interested in Joy, too. And they don't like Bubba messing around in their case. A fast, funny mystery!
Jenno's Widdlington
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Series: Jenno's Stuff, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of Jenno's Facebook sayings, as well as other stuff concerning life and her village of Widdlington. Jenno's friends and acquaintances leap on to the pages scattering a confetti trail of apostrophes and points of suspension...
Evil UnLtd Vol 2: From Evil With Love
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 104,780. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Farce Of The Dark Side. Villains are the new Heroes in this Epic Sci Fi Adventure. The ongoing adventures of Dexter Snide and his Evil UnLtd colleagues.
Barking
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A little story about Charlie, a dog who barks at everything! For all ages.
Taking The High Road
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,950. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Taking The High Road is a short story about a young man's gentle adventures while hitchhiking from the bottom to the top of Britain. It is written in a humourous vein, and is loosely based on an actual trip by the author. It is set in the 1960's, the era of the winklepicker and of course, the Beatles.
So This Is Strange? Five Stories of Humor, Fantasy, and a Little Hint of Sex
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 16,950. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
USA Today bestselling author Dean Wesley Smith sometimes writes stories that don’t seem to fit with his other work. So for these strange jumps into fantasy with a touch of humor and a hint of sex, he uses the name Dee W. Schofield. Stories include “Iron Eyebrows,” “Don’t Rust on Me Now,” and “Mated from the Morgue.” This is Dee’s first collection, but there are more to follow.