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Squirrel Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alvin Bandy, movie nut and would-be filmmaker, is alone in Hollywood after his girlfriend dumps him. He hatches a drunken plan to course-correct his life: travel to his hometown of Albuquerque to seek out his first girlfriend, Kelli, and do what he never did before: have sex with her. Kelli won't be had so easily, and gives Alvin a challenge that could either be his undoing or his salvation...
Don't Make Me Laugh (2)
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 4,800. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh (2) are more of my funny lifestyle stories designed to make you happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Don't Make Me Laugh
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh are funny lifestyle stories designed to make people happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 62,130. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Paul McCartney’s Coat and Other stories” is a collection of ten short stories from the mind of the increasingly difficult to categorise writer, Michael White. Crossing all genres each will in turn either make you laugh, make you cry, or maybe even surprise you with a twist in the tail! In “Paul McCartney’s Coat” it is early 1967 and The Beatles are busy recording the “Sgt Pepper” album when...
Explain That To A Martian 3
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.
The Carmarthen Underground - A Meeting of Dragons
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,810. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
In this sequel to The Carmarthen Underground, Carmarthen Intelligence once again finds itself up against a foreign power intent on using Wales for its own ends. A kidnapping alerts our friends at the agency to a dastardly plot and CI joins forces with the Welsh Bureau of Investigation, WARF and the people of Myddfai to defeat its new enemies.
Squire Bidecombe's Tree
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,860. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new short story from the pen of the continually difficult to classify pen of Michael White. A historical / humorous tale in which nothing is quite as it seems!
SUCK SPHERE
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,470. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tale of hero | villain | passion | poison.
Story Night
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Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 1 review)
Friends meet to celebrate the life of one of their old comrades who had passed long ago. The evening goes from playing board games to sharing scary stories. The only thing is one tale will turn out to be true.
Life After
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Price: Free! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Reza finds the afterlife isn’t all he thought it was supposed to be. As he watches the world continue on without him, he discovers his longtime girlfriend had been cheating on him. Unfortunately he’s dead. Then an odd ally tells him there is a secret way back to the world of the living. Now Reza can get his revenge, that is, if he can pass three unusual tests.
Take Off!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,100. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a television pilot package, a 1/2 hour comedy series that offers "a behind-the-scenes look at a locally-funded travel show that reports from destinations around the world on a VERY low budget." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Soulmate From Hell
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,780. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012 by Thunder Valley Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
For a low-level minion, Reba had a nice thing going, if you can call working the Soulmate Request Desk in Hell a nice thing. Then a pert young blonde named Paulette sent in a soulmate request the Boss decided to fill in a most unusual way. Reba's afterlife will never be the same again. This edition of "Soulmate From Hell" includes a complete BONUS story: "The Galaxy's Most Wanted."
Hundjäger
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,790. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Professor Gladstone enjoys corresponding with a KSK commando in Afghanistan, until the NSC finds out about the communication. His little "adventure" lands him in jail and gets a fair amount of attention from the authorities . . .
Cozy Bumpkin Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ten stories of rooted faith and flying pumpkins. Join Chief Leroy and his Yee-Haw Tribe as they defend the melting-pot of humanity from elite divisions of civilization. Will the tiny community of Simple survive? Will Destiny escape the evil grasp of Bigg City? Will Crabby Ina be abducted by aliens, or will Buster blow up yet another cow-pasture? The fate of the free world hangs in the balance.
Here Be Dragons!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,910. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A new short story from the increasingly difficult to categorise list of titles by Michael White. It is probably best to say that no dragons were harmed during the writing of this story, and that it contains no swear words, sex scenes or alcohol. It does however make frequent and gratuitous use of be-headings, sudden human incineration etc. "It's all got something to do with gold, apparently.."
Blame it on the Camels
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 14,450. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Blame it on the Camels is a playful, comedy journey set in a rumoured future UK about two lackadaisical outcasts who were happy ‘just being’ until righteous indignation got the better of them.
The English (NHS) Patient
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A semi biographical account of a minor operation, along with the accompanying incompetence and exasperation that seem to skip along hand in hand whenever the National Health Service is involved.
Lets Play A Game
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Want some games for parties or just for hanging out with your friends or for even teachers in gym. This collection of 15 games is sure to make sure you and your friends are not bored for a while, and play theses games. Please take note that most of these games work better with lots of people so enjoy this collection of games and play play play,a game!
Cheers TV Show: A Comprehensive Reference
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 157,200. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012 by Praetorian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cheers Reference is authored by a sitcom authority who assembled the most comprehensive book on this hit television series. Everything is included, from thorough biographies of cast member to detailed character profiles of each actors’ onscreen persona. There are complete episode summaries with full technical credits, and Emmy nominations and awards. If you love the show, you will love this book.