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Spider's Web
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 3,170 words. We called him Spider. With his long legs and gangly arms he actually looked like a spider too, but to me, seeing him sideways on with his tongue hanging out, he looked more like a zipper on a crumpled old anorak. But that didn’t mean he was soft. When the moment came, Spider could be as vicious as any mad black widow ..
Faceless
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A panhandler, an alcoholic mother, a lawyer behind the wheel of a bucket truck, a state trooper who despises women, a presidential candidate fond on social media, a coroner with a new set of scalpels, and a star maker with the latest technology. All in a mosaic, or better an orgy of life stories taped and narrated by the author himself.
Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
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Price: $13.99 USD. Words: 259,630. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Getting Out - Excerpts from a Cat's Diary is the first book in a trilogy of at least four books (according to the author). Translated from the original Cat by John Woodcock. It is a comedic 'diary' where 'Bridget Jones' meets 'The Great Escape' head on, usually. The escapee is a domestic cat, who believes that he is a great diarist and describes, in his own words, his almost daily escape attempts.
Office Life
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,740. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fed up with the monotony of work, sick of drudging to the office every single day? Well fear not. Office Life is here to show you that even in the most mundane of settings it is possible to find comedy, drama, tragedy and romance. Office life is a collection of short stories from fresh, exciting authors and will open your eyes to the endless possibilities within the world of work.
The Doctor, the Angel, and the Demon
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Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A nonbeliever wakes up in the afterlife. After conversing with angels and demons, he must decide: Heaven or Hell.
Tales of Misery and Imagination
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,960. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A collection of short stories by Scott S. Phillips (author of PETE, DRINKER OF BLOOD), ranging across such genres as urban fantasy, horror, humor, coming-of-age and more. "Triangulate funny, creepy and melancholy, and you'll find Scott S. Phillips, waiting for a bus." — Nathan Long, author of JANE CARVER OF WAAR
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Did you ever wonder why it is so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? In One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink, Oink is struggling with this question in a humorous way. The book is full of funny illustrations. Anybody who has ever tried to lose weight can relate to this story.
The Barn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,220. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a Television Pilot Package, specifically a 1/2 hour dramedy about "a struggling community theater, presented in 5-episode arcs each based on a well-known musical." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Weird Golf: 18 tales of fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible, and morally reprehensible golf
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,430. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Tongue firmly in cheek, Dave Donelson tells some of the strangest stories in golf. Like the grudge match at Pebble Beach between Superman and Batman. Meet the golf pro who sold his soul to the devil and the werewolf who makes a run at the Grand Slam. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might even throw up your dinner but Weird Golf will make you think twice about teeing it up at twilight.
Squirrel Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alvin Bandy, movie nut and would-be filmmaker, is alone in Hollywood after his girlfriend dumps him. He hatches a drunken plan to course-correct his life: travel to his hometown of Albuquerque to seek out his first girlfriend, Kelli, and do what he never did before: have sex with her. Kelli won't be had so easily, and gives Alvin a challenge that could either be his undoing or his salvation...
Don't Make Me Laugh (2)
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 4,800. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh (2) are more of my funny lifestyle stories designed to make you happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Don't Make Me Laugh
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 3,790. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don't Make Me Laugh are funny lifestyle stories designed to make people happy as well as make the whole family laugh, whilst recognising some of the things we all experience each day of our lives and can now laugh about. Enjoy a few fun and happy hours with this book.
Paul McCartney's Coat and Other Stories
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 62,130. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Paul McCartney’s Coat and Other stories” is a collection of ten short stories from the mind of the increasingly difficult to categorise writer, Michael White. Crossing all genres each will in turn either make you laugh, make you cry, or maybe even surprise you with a twist in the tail! In “Paul McCartney’s Coat” it is early 1967 and The Beatles are busy recording the “Sgt Pepper” album when...
Explain That To A Martian 3
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Series: Explain That To A Martian, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
The Post-Apocalypse Dating Guide
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gruesomely-embellished guide to dating after the Apocalypse.
The Carmarthen Underground - A Meeting of Dragons
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 58,810. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
In this sequel to The Carmarthen Underground, Carmarthen Intelligence once again finds itself up against a foreign power intent on using Wales for its own ends. A kidnapping alerts our friends at the agency to a dastardly plot and CI joins forces with the Welsh Bureau of Investigation, WARF and the people of Myddfai to defeat its new enemies.
Squire Bidecombe's Tree
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,860. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new short story from the pen of the continually difficult to classify pen of Michael White. A historical / humorous tale in which nothing is quite as it seems!
SUCK SPHERE
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,470. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tale of hero | villain | passion | poison.
Story Night
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Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 1 review)
Friends meet to celebrate the life of one of their old comrades who had passed long ago. The evening goes from playing board games to sharing scary stories. The only thing is one tale will turn out to be true.
Life After
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Price: Free! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Reza finds the afterlife isn’t all he thought it was supposed to be. As he watches the world continue on without him, he discovers his longtime girlfriend had been cheating on him. Unfortunately he’s dead. Then an odd ally tells him there is a secret way back to the world of the living. Now Reza can get his revenge, that is, if he can pass three unusual tests.