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Amelia Pillar's Etiquette for the Space Traveler
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2012 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As you prepare to embark on your yearlong space cruise, this excerpt from Amelia Pillar’s popular Etiquette for the Space Traveler will provide you with the skills you need to make your trip enjoyable for you and your fellow travelers. Includes complete bonus story, "Dunyon."
David & Suzanne's Big Frickin' Canadian Motorcycle Adventure
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 132,530. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Motorcycling
(5.00 from 1 review)
The trip began innocently enough. All they wanted was a simple, week-long vacation to celebrate their new freedom. How hard could that be? Armed with poor planning, poor judgment, laughter, love, and an optimism usually reserved for the perilously insane, our daring duo cast caution to the wind and headed straight into the heart of the deepest, darkest continent known to man: Canada.
Pickup In Aisle Twelve
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,390. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
After a would-be suitor tails her to a grocery store checkout, Angie Wharton decides to take the offense before love passes her by. Easy access to her sister's dinner table have kept her on the sidelines, but her brother-in-law's patience and supplies of cabernet are running low. Next stop? Match.com. Lipstick? Check. Eye contact? More or less. Awkward moments? Uh huh. Love...?
Il Suono Segreto dell'Arpa: Delitti di Provincia 3
Series: Delitti di provincia, Book 3. Price: $3.41 USD. Words: 20,890. Language: Italian. Published: September 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
L’ex brigadiere Pucci, ora maresciallo in pensione, ha aperto una agenzia investigativa. Tra casi di corna e disavventure varie in cui viene coinvolto con il suo nuovo assistente, Pucci si troverà a dover indagare suo malgrado per conto della sorella impicciona sulla strana vita di una signora perbene.
Rosie Ipecac: The Paris Years
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 138,610. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Buffalo bombshell Rosie Ipecac makes a hasty marriage to hotshot lawyer Johnny Moran when he is suddenly assigned to Paris. Rosie hasn't a clue to what either Paris or her new husband are all about. Thanks to a clairvoyant, an eccentric fashionista and Inspector Maigret, she finds out more than she wanted to know. Along the way she shows us a Paris you've never seen before.
The Test
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,090. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Senior citizen, George Eldridge returns home after mysteriously disappearing two years before and begins to build a space ship in his back yard causing his wife to question his sanity. What follows is a humorous and exciting adventure in space where the two seniors find themselves caught up in a war between two alien races and must use all of their resources to outwit both sides and survive.
Profilo d'autore
Price: $3.41 USD. Words: 19,700. Language: Italian. Published: September 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Scrivere può essere anche un mestiere e, come tutti i mestieri, non sempre piacevole e comunque mai facile. Ecco le peripezie di uno scrittore frustrato in difficoltà con i familiari ma, soprattutto, contestato dai propri personaggi.
Sparks
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 72,540. Language: British English. Published: September 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
"I will go back to reading David Quantick's excellent Sparks now" - Neil Gaiman “If you choose to only live in one alternative reality make sure it’s the one in which you read Sparks by David Quantick” – Ben Aaronovitch When Paul Sparks is dumped by Alison, he decides to use a gateway into a million parallel universes to look for a new girfriend - an A
The Best Collection of Male and Female Anecdotes, Can You Imagine...?, Volume II
Price: Free! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The best "Can You Imagine?" columns concerning the much talked about topic of ‘male and female' (human and not so human) stuff. You’ll laugh out loud at unexpected bodily functions. And find out who won the battle between Mars and Venus. Plus, discover the "Three R's of Dating" and "What Women Want." Grease your bone again and download your copy of "Can You Imagine...? Volume II” today!
The Missing Child
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 850. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Boys & Men, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the inaugural short story of the ten year-old author who goes by the name "Big Mike." He's on a quest to earn enough money to buy his own gaming computer. This story may or may not be based on real people and/or real events. The release of this story is authorized by Big Mike's father, who refuses to fork out that much money, but is perfectly happy to let Big Mike try to earn it.
13 Things Your Dog Would Say...If You Were Gone and There Were No Consequences
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
So, Let me share with you a little about me and what this book is about... It occurred to me that a lot of people are “ourselves” when we are truly by our self. The only person or animal that may see us for who we truly are ( other than the Almighty ) is our dog.
Memoirs of a Cat
Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Family / General
(5.00 from 1 review)
"Memoirs of a Cat" is a whimsical cat-narrated auto-biography told in poetry form. An interpretation is also told through the eyes of the humans. It is a funny story about a cat who believes she is queen of the home and learns to find companionship with a kitten when the people decide to add to their family. This story is enjoyed by young and old; even if you don't have cats.
Homing Mouse
Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
(4.00 from 1 review)
Another comic adventure for the trio of lovable mice starts when Rolo meets a wounded homing pigeon. “Homing Mouse” is a comedy in a similar vain to Ratatouille - if you are a parent please read through before giving to a child. For an introduction to the characters in this story it is suggested you read "Mice Movie", the first story in the series, and "Mouse on a Motorcycle".
Dicing With Diamonds
Price: Free! Words: 18,930. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Jed Namara quits a top job to hunt hidden diamonds in Polynesia and discovers pursuing Kami, a local girl, promises even more sparkle.
BushWhacked
Series: Thea Campbell Mysteries, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A human skeleton is the last thing Thea Campbell and fiancé Paul Hudson expect to find buried in their own yard. As the town of Snohomish, Washington erupts with excitement over a fantasized pirate treasure and the ghost guarding it, someone is working overtime to destroy all evidence of a decades-old crime, and Thea and Paul could be walking straight into a trap.
Upside Down
Price: Free! Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Introducing the Michael Ferris mysteries. All new characters, modern day Earth. Former homicide cop Mike Ferris consults on unusual murders. A weird crime scene drags Mike into the hunt for a disgruntled property owner. Humorous noir. For liberal mature persons only. The story implies an acceptance of an alternative lifestyle, thus the content may be inappropriate for minors and conservatives.
Ronnie and Me
Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
The first time I saw Ronnie he was alone and looked forlorn. My name is Al. I like to think I'm a nice guy. People who know me say I'm a sucker for a sad story or woebegone looks. I won't deny it. That's why I decided to be a friend to Ronnie and cheer him up. Therein lies the tale.
The Faithless Christiantic
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 31,980. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Romance, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Months after high schools traumatic event, Das is still bothered by the event that took place in the schools gym. Can he finally move on and forgive those that did him wrong?
The Christmas Caper
Price: Free! Words: 6,820. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The last stop of the night in Manhattan, that's when it happened. Before Santa can say "Donder and Blitzen, and what are the rest of their names?" he's in deep eggnog with the police, the Mafia, and, of course, the elves. An angry elf is nobody to trifle with. Particularly if he's been drinking espresso all night. This Christmas story, clocking in at a little over 6,000 words, should put to rest
The Girl Next Door
Price: Free! Words: 4,250. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When aspiring writer Anne Granger storms into the apartment next door, demanding that the occupant cease and desist his dreadful guitar playing, little does she know that the first move on the battlefield of love and literature has just begun. The Girl Next Door is a short story of 4,000 words.