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Improving Slay Times in the Common Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ivan Quickblade wonders if he's really cut out for magical graduate school when his dragon-slaying research project goes off the rails. In order to get it back on track, he has to deal with a research mentor that exists as a probability cloud and a human research subject who is not quite as expendable as he thought.
Out of The Closet
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,320. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Rednecks everywhere grow together, abandon their closet lifestyles, and become openly red.
Third Time Lucky
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,640. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Middle-aged Tess and Hal meet as volunteers in a charity food kitchen. Some say a meal they concocted made people feel better so they must deal with those who, despite all their disclaimers, are determined to learn the secret “magic” ingredients. While dealing with that the pair find romance.
I am Gerg
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 29,770. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Poetry - single author
A collection of short stories from my point of view. Some are funny,weird and strange
The School of Flaunt Handbook
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Price: $12.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Educational
Back when “Flying Was Fun” Alexandra Smythe and Cate Clarke were Flight Attendants with a Major International Carrier. What the two ladies viewed and experienced became fodder for the School of Flaunt. These Emily Posts of the 21st century share their insights with cheeky humor and many personal stories. Now fasten your seat belts students for it might be a bumpy flight.
The Making of 'Sex and Violence'
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,800. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
"The Making of 'Sex and Violence'" is a mock-umentary in the tradition of "This Is Spinal Tap" about the movie business. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Colin, and the Stench of Woe
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,460. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
NaNoWriMo 2011 book. Last updated 2011-11-30 09:44:13
Goal reached!
After having mysteriously woken up in a desert, in a world different to his own, Colin must now embark on a strange and sometimes dangerous journey to enable his return. A journey to where though, and what perils will he face along the way? This is about to be the strangest period of Colin's life, by a long way...
She Read Too Much
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,920. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011 by Logan Square Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A heavy boozer whose pride is crushed by his wife's ability to read more books than he can, launches a twisted self-help scheme to ensure that he will always read more than her.
The Bhut Jolokia Caper
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Short Story Recommended Ages: 17+ Welcome to the Good Diner, the favorite hangout of our gang. Thumbs and Locks might not be showing up today but I'm still here, keeping up the respectable front for us. I'll probably have to get a real job sooner or later, but if you have a minute, take a seat, and I'll tell you all about the last caper.
Lotta Losers
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 88,470. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Politely bumbling Maddie Dullboy signs papers to win the Lotta contest - only to learn those are a contract that will bankrupt her family. Finding little sympathy for signing unread papers, she must learn to use the terms and fine print of the contract to become too much trouble for the users to use. She becomes more cautious in the process - or maybe not.
Breaking Down
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Price: Free! Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
It happens to all of us ... our ride breaks down and we have to pull over and fix the damn thing. It even happens to astronauts, although in the case of spacecraft it does at least mean that the passengers cannot be terrorised by the owner into getting out and pushing.
Icarious' Secret
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,200. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Icarious was born to fulfill the 'Prophecy'. He never did, though. He simply retired after doing pretty much everything else he could think of. If anyone asked him why he sidestepped that whole destiny thing, he would end their life. "Icarious Secret" is a phantasmagorical account of the life and misdeeds of the world's greatest warrior.
The Secret Operation in the Matriarch's Kitchen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Two hair-dryers from outer space visit a normal home on Earth to rescue a fellow home appliance from the shackles of slavery. However, the blender they came to rescue does not seem willing to follow them...
L'Ultimo Concerto del Cornista
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,970. Language: Italian. Published: November 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
A volte non tutti i mali vengono per nuocere; inattese epifanie possono riscattarci da una vita inetta.
Bonkers ... a caveman humor short story
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Price: Free! Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.00 from 1 review)
When Bonk witnesses two musk oxen bulls fighting over their cows, he wonders if their technique would work with cavewomen.
Proceed to Section Z
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Price: Free! Words: 11,900. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
“Proceed to Section Z” is a short story written in a choose-your-own-adventure format. Simultaneously slapstick, literary, and charmingly post-apocalyptic, the story started as a fun thought experiment and wound up inspiring the novel THE MOSTLY WEIRD CHRONICLES OF STEFFAN McFESSEL, also by Ted Wenskus and Marcos Donnelly. Like the free story? Then you'll love the SMASHWORDS novel.
A Repo Angel
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 92,420. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new to this job Repo Angel uses the body of a dead woman to tell Stanley his soul is being repossessed. That leads to questions when her body is found and how she died is not clear to the police. Stan’s new lady friend takes it on herself to find out whether he is a liar, a murderer, or crazy.
Crime Reporter's Poem
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2011 by Logan Square Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An epic poem about crime interfering with love. The poem is free. It's in Volume Two of I Got Stinky Feet: Fools, Losers and Idiots. Please check out the book.
International Kittens of Mystery
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2011 by Book View Cafe. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
Whenever the planet is in danger – be it from giant balls of wool or bands of renegade squirrels – only one group is guaranteed to answer the call. The International Kittens of Mystery! This is a journal of their stories. If you like a fun story with lots of cute pictures of kittens saving the planet, this is the book for you. It'll be the best 30 minutes you’ve spent this year.
Bigfoot
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is my story of Bigfoot and how I found out first hand long ago while I was on a camping trip up in Maine that the creatures do in fact exist. I was threatened and held against my will for over three long years. Finally one hot summer day I was fortunately lucky enough to find an opportunity to escape from their clutches. My life since then has never been the same and never will be again