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Duck Boy on the Platypus Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 260. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
This humorous micro-fiction children’s book is dedicated to my Down’s syndrome son. He enjoys making humorous sound effects and hilarious faces, and he likes ducks. Duck Boy goes down under and discovers strange similarities and stark differences. He learns valuable lessons and makes new friends in a far away land.
El León
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
Baseball fans, has your team ever had a closer you just couldn't stand? Meet El León.
Dressmaker
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short humourous story in 3,600 words. Moss Scanlon was sitting on his stool in his Harnessmaker’s shop, busily repairing a donkey saddle, when he heard the thud from the room above. He didn’t have time to react. A fraction of a second later he was slapped on the head by a lump of plaster the size of a dinner plate and enveloped in a cloud of grey flakey dust.
Cut Loose (Dusty Deals Mystery Series)
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Series: Dusty Deals Mystery Series, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,300. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
It's rodeo season in Helena, Montana and Lucy Mathews is ready to make some new sales for her antiques shop. Unfortunately, things aren't going so well, her boyfriend's ex-wife is causing trouble, her dog is getting Lucy in trouble and oh, yeah... there's that dead rodeo queen whose body Lucy just found.
The First Cut
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A short thriller in 1,320 words. Patrick Flynn lifted the WW2 Samurai sword from the plaque above the fireplace and held it carefully, and his eyes narrowed as he focused on the object of his consuming hatred ...
The Big White Coffin
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Price: Free! Words: 2,400. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the collection Dreamin’ Dreams; A humourous short story in 2,400 words. For years we blamed Pat Hurley - he was the one who told us about the cannibals. I was seven, going on eight and Pat was already eight, so he was the oldest and we believed him. The next day two men came to our house and the tall one bent down and gave a grin that showed a mouthful of enormous teeth ...
High Flyers: A Ten-Minute Play
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Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Plays » American / African American
A 10-minute play. Two circus performers are too old to keep flying and must decide what to do with the rest of their lives...assuming they want a life if they can no longer fly. They were born in the circus and is all they know. Maybe better to end it. Who wants to flip burgers, or play a sweet, perky, little waitress, getting pinched on the tush for lousy tips?
The Canoe Trip and other Funny Outdoor Tales
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
I have always been a storyteller, but it wasn’t until recently that I decided to share my stories more broadly. Some are best told as “stand-up”, and some are best read. Inspired by Jerry Clower, Dave Gardner, and many others, I have put some of my better “bull” down on paper. Enjoy this one, until I can write the next one!
Chain of Desire (A Rare Finds Tale)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,420. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Rare Finds tale. Gilbert Solomon, a finder of rare objects, is hired to locate a prototype 50s-era robot. He soon finds it, but its owner won't give it up except in exchange for a rare issue of a men's magazine. When Gil finds a copy of the magazine, its owner likewise won't give it up except in trade, and so on and so on, the job threatening to become an endless chain of trades. 8400 words.
Zombie Jokes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
I love zombies and zombie jokes. If you enjoy them as much as I do, this book will give you many laughs.
The Noble Mr. Prickles
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Javan, a decorated general and military instructor, once swore an oath to his friend, King Orvan, that should he ever be needed he would answer the call. Now, Orvan is insane, taking advice only from his dog, and he has called Javan and his three best warriors to go on a suicidal mission to retrieve a magic orange petal from the Giant Kingdom, with only a chimpanzee named Mr. Prickles to aid them.
Atlantis, B.C.E.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,090. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For Cyd Euripides, parking cars for Venusian goddesses on Atlantis might not be the most challenging work, but the former serf enjoys the career change. Fresh air, sunshine, an occasional flight through the air after being swatted by a displeased goddess... life is good. But when the other serfs drag Cyd into a crazy escape plan, the doomed island may never be the same again.
The Mini Adventures of Misha: Four Days in San Francisco
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 24,260. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Follow the gregarious 10-year-old Misha and her well-intentioned mom as they stumble upon one hilarious adventure after another in the city by the bay. Misha’s mom is excited to introduce her daughter to culture and diversity. Misha, however has one goal in mind: Get to The Holy Grail of shopping – The miraculous five-story SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! Misha finds that it isn't so easy with mom in the way!
The Great Salmon Run Cake Fiasco
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Series: Salmon Run, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,600. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012 by Star Catcher Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Salmon Run Men's Club, the General Store cafe kitchen, and the one-month anniversary of the Callahans in Alaska... All the ingredients needed for a messy disaster of legendary proportions... An Alaska short story placed in the "Salmon Run" series.
The Great Convergence
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,730. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A quiet English village finds its usually uneventful auction turned into mayhem when thousands of people unexpectedly descend upon it becoming entwined in this smile inducing tale of strange encounters, even stranger goings on, no end of scheming, greed, deceit, hilarity, chaos, triumph and just desserts that are only brought to an end when the Crow that was a Rook finally comes home to roost!
The Next Big Wood Project
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ernest and Bo Dean are wood working geniuses who embark on their latest next big wood project. With a backwoods approach to life and the simpler life, they take you on their latest effort to stay known as the Michelangelos of their craft.
Jolly Roger
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Two time-traveling special agents and a feisty young lady pirate captain join forces in 1717 to prevent the course of history from being changed. This science fiction adventure comedy adds a new twist to pirate lore.
Itchy Mitch and the Taming of Broken Jaw Junction
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Price: Free! Words: 46,710. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / United States / 19th Century
The new vegetable-loving sheriff of Broken Jaw Junction outwits outlaws, bank robbers and cattle rustlers--using just a few carrot sticks and celery! But one day, he meets an unexpected and unbeatable foe ...
Terror in the Alley
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Do you know what a terrifying experience is? I bet you don’t and Terror in the Alley isn’t what you’d expect.This laugh out load story about the terrifying and traumatic experiences at a bowling alley will have you laughing in the ball return.
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Yo Mama Is So Stupid...Jokes