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The Second Noelle
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A shooting star illuminates the midnight sky. A woman asks, “Where are Joseph and Mary?” Joseph asks for lodging in their barn. Three farmers appear looking for a lost lamb. Three salesmen arrive with gifts from Publishers’ Clearing House. Three women bring pamphlets describing the birth of the universe. A coyote howls. A donkey brays. An owl screams.
Island Paradise
Price: Free! Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
John and Julia went to a small island to relax. But an old pirate risen from a long sleep and some spiders have a different idea.
The Mayor
Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The first ever Mayoral election is about to take place in Seagull City. Can Cecil Sneezebottom win against all hope? Can he control the egos of the rabid city councillors? What will he do about the Mall Rats who plague the city shopping centre? These stories and more bound energetically from the page in this vignette that will enthral you from Redfern Station all the way to Circular Quay.
The Dumpster: One Woman’s Search for Love
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 44,560. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
Nicole is an average American woman who is looking for love in all the wrong places. Who would have guessed that a dumpster in the back alley below her bedroom window would hold the key to finding love?
Catching Claire
Series: Love and Other Calamities, Story 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,140. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.38 from 8 reviews)
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Love & Other Calamities, Story 2. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend’s bachelorette party, she never imagines she’ll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it-—but now it’s happened. Big problem: Claire’s memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her heart’s in trouble!
Ten Tributes to Calvino
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,770. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ten finely-crafted tales that are tributes to the whimsical genius of the great writer, Italo Calvino... A city that consists entirely of corners; a ruler who exports all his country's freedom until there is none left for himself; a series of miniature adventures featuring a talkative sun; the story of the non-existent viscount in the trees... and others!
Demonic Double Cross
Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.
Peaches and the Gambler
Price: Free! Words: 78,500. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Take one recently fired woman, add to that two pesky daughters, one opera singing sister, two good-looking men, one murder investigation, and a boxful of Dove Ice Cream Bars. Then, generously stir with a seedy strip club, throw in a .45 Magnum and a dash of Bojangles' cajun seasoned fries and you have a Dish of Disaster!
Holiday Happenings, Part I Can You Imagine...?, Volume III
Price: Free! Words: 10,050. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It’s here! The collection you've been wanting. Part I, of the best "Can You Imagine…?" columns about Holiday Happenings. You’ll be in stitches laughing at Turkey Food-ball play-by-play, love-struck lovers, and exactly what Grams is thankful for now. Enjoy G's scary tributes to All Hallows Eve. This hilarious collection humors you from Valentine's Day through Thanksgiving Day. Download yours today!
Lady Numbers vs the Lawn
Price: Free! Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story: In exchange for free rent, a D&D obsessed girl agrees to do the yardwork of the run-down house she is renting. The Lawn has run wild for two years, and is overgrown into a wild jungle army led by the nefarious Blackberry bush, Rubius. With less than 2 weeks to clear the mess, our narrator goes to work, using her hard-won D&D wisdom to vanquish her awful foe.
Books and Stripes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,430. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Reading is an engaging hobby, but it's not easy to pick up when you're a tiger. Escaping from his rich owner's mansion, Mr Stripes is on the prowl to enter the world of literature. Using his wit, charm, and knowledge of the effectiveness of 'kitten eyes', he ventures forth into the unknown to fulfil his quest.A 6,100 word short story, bundled with BONUS STORY 'Grounded to Earth' at 2,100 words.
Broom, Broom (Fungus #1)
Series: Fungus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Nameless Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Assistant police commissioner Zapata’s first case on the job is to solve the mystery around the disappearance of jewels belonging to the British Royal Family while on exhibition in Melbourne. Things get stranger and stranger as the case unfolds, in a madcap tale of crime, bungling, and Spanglish, reminiscent of "Get Smart" and "The Pink Panther."
Troublesome Toe
Price: Free! Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Viktor Stonehammer suffers a peculiar injury one day at his forge because of a particularly bothersome customer.
The Reunion
Series: Danny McPherson, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,420. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The investigation into a series kidnappings in Denver, leads to an unexpected, and uncomfortable, reunion between a father and daughter. The daughter, Meddie McPherson, had been raised in a string of foster homes after she was orphaned as a child. Her mother died young, and the child grew into a woman, believing that her father had abandoned her and her mother.
La cantina de ron
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: Spanish. Published: October 27, 2012 by Float Street Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
¨En las islas del Caribe, los bares de ron son el centro de la actividad comunal, mas que todo porque todos aparecen por allí, tarde o temprano. Noticias de eventos y personas, chismes e historias se comparten libremente. Es un fantástico lugar para pasar el tiempo si quieres conocer gente. Y, el ron suele ser muy bueno, también Traducción de Derek Marabolí
Pretty Polly
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,660. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Griswold Bear--a.k.a. Grizzly (or Grisly, depending on who's talking) Bear--a vicious outlaw, enters the town of Wicket with the intention of terrorizing the inhabitants and filling his saddlebags with money and whiskey. However, his plans take a sharp turn into unexpected territory when he meets the Sheriff of Wicket, who offers the marauder a deal.
Necromancy for the Greater Good
Series: Nevermore and the Ravens, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 75,550. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Nevermore and the Ravens, an all-girl progressive concept rock band! They've just released their major first album, "Necromancy for the Greater Good." Read about the band's supernaturally-themed misadventures that were the inspiration for their album in this novel-length collection of short stories.
And Maybe Romance
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,200. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On Penny’s 30th birthday, all of her friends desert her except for Jess, her old buddy since high school. She has always thought of him as a comedian and a ladies’ man. When Jess tells her he’s going to prove he’s the most romantic man in the world, she takes him up on the challenge. You might want to share his techniques with someone who needs help in the romance department.
The Nyxall Chronicles: The Now or Never
Price: Free! Words: 115,490. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
A spiritual journey through India, a detour into amnesia, a plunge into adventure, as humor lights the way to liberation. A book for the intelligent reader who knows that spiritual truth lies within—and that it takes a bit of laughter, plus facing the muck at times, to get there. Fiction based in fact, the sacred tinged with sacrilege, and an entertaining boost for those on their path to freedom.
Arlo's Epiphany
Series: The Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,190. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.33 from 12 reviews)
An installment in the Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, feline covert operative