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Squire Bidecombe's Tree
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,860. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new short story from the pen of the continually difficult to classify pen of Michael White. A historical / humorous tale in which nothing is quite as it seems!
SUCK SPHERE
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,470. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tale of hero | villain | passion | poison.
Story Night
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Price: Free! Words: 4,020. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(3.00 from 1 review)
Friends meet to celebrate the life of one of their old comrades who had passed long ago. The evening goes from playing board games to sharing scary stories. The only thing is one tale will turn out to be true.
Life After
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Price: Free! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Reza finds the afterlife isn’t all he thought it was supposed to be. As he watches the world continue on without him, he discovers his longtime girlfriend had been cheating on him. Unfortunately he’s dead. Then an odd ally tells him there is a secret way back to the world of the living. Now Reza can get his revenge, that is, if he can pass three unusual tests.
Take Off!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,100. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a television pilot package, a 1/2 hour comedy series that offers "a behind-the-scenes look at a locally-funded travel show that reports from destinations around the world on a VERY low budget." [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this package includes a pilot script presented in its original teleplay format.]
Soulmate From Hell
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,780. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012 by Thunder Valley Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
For a low-level minion, Reba had a nice thing going, if you can call working the Soulmate Request Desk in Hell a nice thing. Then a pert young blonde named Paulette sent in a soulmate request the Boss decided to fill in a most unusual way. Reba's afterlife will never be the same again. This edition of "Soulmate From Hell" includes a complete BONUS story: "The Galaxy's Most Wanted."
Hundjäger
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,790. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Professor Gladstone enjoys corresponding with a KSK commando in Afghanistan, until the NSC finds out about the communication. His little "adventure" lands him in jail and gets a fair amount of attention from the authorities . . .
Cozy Bumpkin Stories
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,890. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ten stories of rooted faith and flying pumpkins. Join Chief Leroy and his Yee-Haw Tribe as they defend the melting-pot of humanity from elite divisions of civilization. Will the tiny community of Simple survive? Will Destiny escape the evil grasp of Bigg City? Will Crabby Ina be abducted by aliens, or will Buster blow up yet another cow-pasture? The fate of the free world hangs in the balance.
Blame it on the Camels
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 14,450. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Blame it on the Camels is a playful, comedy journey set in a rumoured future UK about two lackadaisical outcasts who were happy ‘just being’ until righteous indignation got the better of them.
The English (NHS) Patient
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A semi biographical account of a minor operation, along with the accompanying incompetence and exasperation that seem to skip along hand in hand whenever the National Health Service is involved.
Cheers TV Show: A Comprehensive Reference
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 157,200. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012 by Praetorian Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cheers Reference is authored by a sitcom authority who assembled the most comprehensive book on this hit television series. Everything is included, from thorough biographies of cast member to detailed character profiles of each actors’ onscreen persona. There are complete episode summaries with full technical credits, and Emmy nominations and awards. If you love the show, you will love this book.
Song of the Canary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,620. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For a robin with an attitude, turning songbird against a pigeon hawk crime lord is a bad idea. When a murder of crows joins the action to hunt him down, the feathers begin to fly. Can he organize his dogs and meet the crows on the mean streets of the big city, or is his goose finally cooked?
The Girl and the Dragon Eyes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,720. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Finn and Clyde Bates are framed for kidnapping a tong boss's daughter and stealing his jewels, the bumbling pair must find the girl and the true crooks before his patience comes to an end. Robbing a crime lord on a prison planet is never wise. If they fail, there will be nowhere for the former thieves to hide.
The Adventures of Mrs Browning
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
This is just one tale of a city...Mrs Browning is a lady with a secret she wants only you to know and what's more, she wouldn't change this for the world!
The New Calendar—Remember
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,370. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The calendar rectified. Color illustrated. Comedy.
Henry's Ghost Stories
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,130. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Henry Dodds, a quiet, middle-aged man whose adventures begin after he dies! Henry's ghost finds the After-life holds more than angels and harp playing! He helps solve crimes, including his own devious murder with the help of a vivacious redhead and a talking black cat! Join Henry on this spooky romp and follow his comic adventures with many a delighted chuckle!
Last Clean Shirt Volume 1
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Series: Last Clean Shirt, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,530. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the first in a series of books about my travels around the world, starting from the very beginning. Well, maybe not the very beginning. I skipped the bit where I come out of my mother's bum. I mean nobody wants to read about that, right? Me just sliding out of there, covered in all that icky omelette stuff. That'd be gross. I also didn’t include the pain I endured as my wisdom teeth...
The guest
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charlie is the Guest from Hell: discover his hilarious adventures with the white carpet, the dog and the exploding toilet!
Krohn's Island
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Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Betty, who is hot but is turning into a monkey, loves Dr. Krohn, who is not hot, but who is also turning into a monkey. Will Betty and Otto's love survive this drastic transformation?
Crossing River Jordan
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,080. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2012 by Flying Turtle Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Signals are crossed at River Jordan Full Gospel Church! A mix-up with Pastor’s schedule takes Deanna “Dee” Ramsey from a wedding hike to a funeral with a floor show. When a vicious attack at the church leads to murder in a ballroom with a wrench, Dee jumps at the chance to help the Chicago Police Department solve another crime. This time it’s personal—the murderer has kidnapped Dee’s mother!