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The Adventures of Slugman - Genesis of a Gastropod
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Price: $1.33 USD. Words: 580. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2011 by Storm Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This illustory shows how Slugman was created in the paradise garden and his fall from grace.
The Adventures of Slugman - A Raison Affair in 60 Seconds Flat
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Price: $1.33 USD. Words: 820. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2011 by Storm Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this illustory, Slugman is an investigative journalist with way too much power and influence.
Dinner For Two With Drama
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Series: Douglas T. Vale's Short Stories, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,270. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Don prefers not to go out for dinner because he tends to provoke strange reactions in people, but his date Elizabeth insists. Soon one thing goes wrong after another, and Don fights to keep the date from becoming a disaster. A humorous short story.
The Funeral
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,510. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Elyse gets roped into a nightmare, going to the funeral of an unliked relative, but never regrets it. *Language*
Health, The Bible & You : Part 5 - Jesus Recommends Carrot Juice
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Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011 by Aussiescribbler. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Food is one of the necessities of life. We need it to keep body and soul together. So what did Jesus have to say about maintaining a healthy diet? A very short satire on Christian self-help books.
Hero in a Red Suit
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The citizens of a small town in the Old West are held virtual captives by a cruel overlord. A Hero arrives one cold winter's day to save them.
Waiting for My Callback
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Price: Free! Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sally Houghton is a budding Broadway actress with a clear path to stardom -- in her mind, at least. To what lengths will she go to achieve her dreams?
A Professional's Four Quarters
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Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
Her lies, lies, then his surprise.
A Visit From Voltaire
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 105,080. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2011 by Eyes and Ears. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Nominated for the UK's Orange Prize for Fiction in 2004, A Visit From Voltaire brings the incorrigible 18th-century troublemaker back to life as he haunts the Swiss farmhouse of a newly-arrived American and her family. Over the course of a single winter, a comic Voltaire evolves from the Houseguest-from-Hell into her wisest friend, teaching her how to live life to the fullest. Funny and original.
The Book of Common Birds
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You set the price! Words: 100,740. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘No nooky, no boobies.’ Garry Jay discovers the secret of life in the small, wooded bar of the Albatross, where Ornis Birdwatcher celebrates some unusual sightings.
The Albatross Rules
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 74,090. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Sports
The story of a town and a football team struggling for survival. Can a new coach, a new outlook and some unlikely recruits save the Albertville Albatrosses from forced merger with nearby Mt Logan? The Albatross Rules is a comic novel for lovers of sport in general and Australian Football in particular. It's the story of a town with a dream and a rich history that's worth fighting for.
Manoulis Steals a Kiss
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Manoulis had been born a child of Epiphany. To the village's old women, his birth season---the season of long nights, when the old and New Year meet---placed a part of Manoulis in the company of satyrs and ghosts and other creatures of the in-between. Yet Manoulis is a kissing fool, and his obsession may reprieve his sister from the convent!
Based On A True Story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,360. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever read a story that was supposedly based on a true story but really wasn't? Well, this is kind of like that.
The Lamp Made by the Father of Delicate southern Girls
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A hilarious Short Story about Shelia and Ludy who just broke a lamp. All because someone jumped out of a wedding cake and ran off with the groom. Their father is due home soon with the wedding ring quilt he made for the wedding. Pieces of the lamp are flying around the room. Of course, where each piece lands there is a story to be told!
Puffy
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Price: Free! Words: 11,270. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Don’t look here for salacious details out of ‘Puffy’ Eve’s sex life; a simple, small town pregnancy is all it was – the first, that is; but not the second – that went global. “Second Eden! Miracle!” they cried. “Miracle?” scoffed Reverend Faith, “No such thing, and no second Eden. There are no ‘Miracles’ in God’s universe.”
Working for Heat
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You set the price! Words: 7,070. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of short-stories centered around the working world. Surreal aspects of everyday workplaces and exaggerated characters, that we can all, unfortunately, relate to. Working for heat is a direct translation of the Portuguese idiomatic expression - “trabalhar para aquecer” - which, very roughly, translates into working to no avail. A humorous satire about the working world.
Punching a Young Man Claiming to be an Enlightened Buddhist in the Face: A Socratic Dialogue
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,650. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This novelette is starts out with a drug-using, unemployed individual who claims to be an Enlightened Buddhist being punched in the face, and the resulting conversation is a Socratic dialogue in which the supposed Enlightened Buddhist is accused of adhering to a pseudo-Buddhism. This book is for anyone who's met a drug using reprobate who claims to be a Zen Master, and did not enjoy the occasion.
A Day in the Life of an Atomic Weapons Research Establishment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"What you are about to read would be classified Top Secret were it not for the fact I've changed the names, places, events, technology and characters to protect the innocent and guilty alike." It was shaping up to be just another day at Atomic Weapons Research Establishment(Tadcaster) for 18 year old Bill Shilbert but then came the explosion.
Generous Wine
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,690. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2011 by Fario. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
At a wedding party thrown for one of his wife's nieces, an older man is given permission to go off of his normally strict diet. Partaking too heavily of the food and wine, he becomes irascible and is rebuked in public by his wife and daughter. That night, in bed, in which, try as he might, he is unable to find a comfortable position, he has terrifying visions.
Butt-washing Funny
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Price: Free! Words: 20,120. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of Midwest and Southern short stories and jokes by the author.