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Saving Grace
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second story in the Ten Random Sentences Series. In this story, three pals save a girl from a horrible life of cruelty.
The Day of the Lugworm
Price: Free! Words: 4,560. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a little Quick Flash story about a trip up the North West coast of Cumbria. Readers who live a decent distance away, such as America, will know it as the Lake District. Apart from getting my late mother’s house ready for the market we (Evo and I) also relaxed with a little sea fishing which I grew up doing catching everything from plaice to Mamelukes. Have fun reading it.
Pook's Tours
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2015 by Emissary Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Eager to improve his chances with the ladies, Pook takes the celebrated Beau Nash course: How to Attract Women Without Moving. Then, to try out his new power over the fair sex, he and Honners sail on a package-tour cruise aboard the Pagan Princess, bound for the torrid Mediterranean and Brochureland romance.
The Carrier Pigeon
Price: Free! Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Ancient, Fiction » Historical » Ancient
While out chasing each other, two children come across a carrier pigeon with a conflicting message that may put them in harm's way.
Gnocchi
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
Memos from Midlife: 24 Parables of Adult Adjustment
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 32,940. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015 by Quid Pro Books. Categories: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
“... It’s the most entertaining book I’ve read this year.” — Steve Chapman, Columnist and Editorial Writer, The Chicago Tribune There are no pretentious arguments about policy or social science in these pages, rather humorous essays — because it is a report from what Frank Zimring calls "my second career, and everybody else’s second career, the hard work of becoming an adult in the modern world."
The Lawnmower
Price: Free! Words: 1,450. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes mowing the lawn becomes more exciting than you planned.
Send in the Clowns (A Jason Thornhill Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,060. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE BIG BANG THEORY meets OCEAN'S ELEVEN Jason and friends may be on to a major score. A crooked attorney's warehouse full of stolen merchandise is an attractive target, but no job is as easy as it looks. The wisecracking, pop culture-obsessed crew will need to scramble if they want get away with the swag. And stay out of jail. Send in the Clowns is a short story. Approximate length: 9000 words
Ward's Laws Part 4
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are the continuing jokes of Ward’s Laws. Its three-year mission: to explore silly thoughts; to seek out new humor and new life observations; to boldly joke where no man has joked before.
Ward's Laws Part 3
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,910. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is the third in the comedy series by Doug Ward. Ward’s Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account, I did what every other forty-something year old does. I froze, I didn’t know what to write. I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits, and said LOL a lot, but that just wasn’t me. I wanted to do something more.
Cosmic Tales 11: Star Child
Price: Free! Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
On a beautiful summer's day, Elwood and Wingclipper search a planet for valuable coins scattered by a crashed ship, while Rodeena makes a sinister discovery on board the Chromium Bullet.
Heaven - Dogs really do!
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
How an avid dog lover gets a glimpse into what is in store for Man's Best Friend
The Great British Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for (Nearly) Every Town in the UK
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 31,890. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Surely it can’t be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn’t already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land’s End to John o’ Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town.
Dreams End Amongst the Olive Groves
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 78,910. Language: British English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Adventure
Thoroughly entertaining, this novel is an account of a couple’s move to idyllic Greek island and the friends, foes and traditions they meet with there. The couple face renovation pitfalls and delve beneath the peaceful façade of the place they had dreamed of living for years. But for one of them, life on the island isn’t quite what they had expected…
The Brass Pandemonium
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: Australian English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As the years mount one’s outlook on life can mellow, and oft with this comes an inclination to rail less vigorously against the elements (you might say), to see one's failures in a softer light and to be less reticent in trumpeting one's triumphs – though softly still and with elemental decorum. So let me open the door on my private life and affairs the merest fraction and I’ll tell you a story…
Gauchos Cannot Sing Soprano
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 81,000. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2015 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Born with a rare affliction that leads him in pursuit of fame and fortune on the silver screen, Jaime Gabriel Holbrook puts his dream on hold to find the man who raised him after learning he is not his true biological father. The course of this journey takes him places he could never have imagined, opening his mind to secrets of the universe, science, the history of civilization and love.
The Berserker and the Pedant: Episodes 1-4
Series: The Berserker and the Pedant: Season One, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,300. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Gurken Stonebiter, dwarven berserker and avatar of Durstin Firebeard, is in a pretty pickle. Thieves made off with temple property, sending him into a fit of vengeful rage. Gurken and the priests compel the thieves to quest for a lost artifact. Gurken’s adventures have a cunning, tongue-in-cheek style and quick-as-a-whip writing that will have fans of The Princess Bride begging for more.
Beasts of Warghoul
Series: Trevor: Diary of an Alien. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,010. Language: American English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Trevor and his buddies from Space Patrol are sent on a mission to find a group of missing Scouts. What they discover is a plot that threatens the entire Galaxy ... unless Trevor can do something about it. Read Trevor's diary and witness the beginnings of a legend.
Klondaeg Omnibus
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 130,330. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Monsters killed his parents, and Klondaeg is out for revenge. This omnibus edition collects all of Klondaeg’s outrageous adventures, including “Klondaeg The Monster Hunter,” “Klondaeg Saves Fromsday,” “Klondaeg and the Klondaeg Hunters,” and “Klondaeg: Lord of Heroes.”
Bad Publicity
Series: Isobel Spice Mysteries, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,730. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Aspiring actress and office temp Isobel Spice finds a warm welcome at Dove & Flight Public Relations, thanks to her old school friend Katrina Campbell. However, the atmosphere chills considerably when Isobel unwittingly serves an important client a deadly dose of poisoned coffee.